[Spoken in a nasal Brooklyn Accent A-La Harley Quinn] Ahhh... where to begin? See, after I founded the Marauders, I was doin' pretty good fer m'self! Everything was just wine an' roses for me an' the boys fer awhile. We robbed Khazan blind and the ol' Marauders HQ was piling' up with goodies and swag. Ha! Even when ol' Frostbite started them Sentinels o' Justice, I just ran circles around the chumps.
But then it all went bad. A new hero showed up on my doorstep out ta' make a name for hisself. He was a big robot lookin' thingy, calling hisself Defender of the Universe (v 2.5). Yah, right - as if the Universe needs saving from me! I took a dive and laid low after that, 'cause if there's anything this girl knows, it's when things get too hot, you gotta cool it down. Yaknowwhatamean?
But things are looking good again in Khazan. I got me a personal trainer and I've been developing my powers for competition, 'cause I heard the FPL allows more powers for people, now. Sweeeet.