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The Entirely-Plausible Penguin
It isn't like the EPP does this on purpose. He holds no malice towards that-which-is-not-average, he simply doesn't understand it because it isn't packaged into an easy-to-digest reality TV program or cable news program. The EPP simple chose to react to cosmic-level awareness and godlike ability with middle-class apathy.
And for the record, "superpowers" aren't exactly something he considers normal. You can figure out the rest.
Sure, he could use his powers cosmic to teleport wherever he pleased, but the cooler crowd at work aren't impressed by anything that doesn't require monthly payments for six years.
One could call the EPP the Allan Quatermain of Suburbia.
He wouldn't get the reference.
Funny thing about that; back in the day he was the oddity. You know how they were back in the old school ancient days. Orgies and debauchery and human sacrifice and idol worship. Naughtiness abound. Despite this, he has always been known as the Entirely-Plausible Penguin.
That isn't very plausible, is it? Want an answer to that question? There isn't an answer.