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Utopia: Right in Our Backyard
Played By: ThePoet

Utopia: Right in Our Backyard by ThePoet

TEAM: The Fallen


KIT CLASS: Overlord

Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 10 wins!

Brutal - 1 fatalaties!

Fight Record
League Wins: 10
League Losses: 3
Out Of League Wins: 0
Out of League Losses: 1
Total Wins: 10
Total Losses: 4
Dvorak: Unlimited - Win 9-7
GDF (Galactic Defence Force) - Win 9-4
Lianne the Holy Diver - Win 6-5
Bob, the floating brain - Win 12-3
Lord Canelaser, Eater of Widows - Loss 6-10
Alayhna, the Cyber Hunter - Win 10-7
Rogue Slayer - Win 8-6
Nimbus - Win 8-6
Bruce the Zombie Pony - Win 7-6
The Archivist - Loss 4-16
Perfect Erich - Loss 9-11
Sugar Sweet and the Color Bunch - Win 9-8
Contagion - Win 11-10
Armageddon Arms Dealer - Loss 14-17

Adam and Eve fucked it all up, in a really big way. Seriously, they threw away paradise, perfect, unencumbered, blissful paradise for what? An apple. If any one of us were presented with the choice of paradise or an apple, we'd pick paradise, hands down. If you would have picked an apple, stop right now. None of this will pertain to you. Go eat one of the damn things for all I care. Think about it for a second. Apples taste good I admit, but you eat them when you're hungry. If we lived in paradise, you wouldn't get hungry. And even if you did, you could get something a lot better than a crummy apple. At the very least you could get apple pie, apple strudel, apple turnovers, apple cider, and any other ways you can dress one up. So in conclusion, they screwed us all over for a measly apple.

I thought about this history of ours for a long time. A very long time. It just didn't sit right with me. Why should I have to pay for someone else's mistakes? It was six thousand years ago and I wasn't even born. Same thing with slavery. It was bad I admit, but I didn't do anything, so I'm choosing not to pay for it. Then I thought since I'm not paying for slavery, I really shouldn't live in a world of corruption, debauchery, depravity, whoring, bribery, gambling, fighting and anything else that was a product of Adam and Eve. And to that end, I did something about it.


Personality: Me, how to define myself? That's a rather tough and complex ranging question. You may call me the Keeper. I'll tell you what I keep in due time. I seek a safe and pure environment for people that are worthy. I maintain and police this environment for them and serve as their sort of guardian. They don't know I exist, they just know that their world is perfect and that messing with a good thing would be wrong for them to do. As the saying goes, 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it.' Ok, that saying is a bit pedestrian and juvenile for my tastes, but it's universal and that's what I was going for.




Weak BELOW normal human strength -
can bench press 50 pounds (maybe).


Weak BELOW normal human agility.
Slow and uncoordinated.


Weak BELOW normal human endurance.
Goes down easy and stays there.


Weak BELOW normal human mental power.
Not the sharpest tack in the drawer.

Dreams in the Mist

  • Power: Illusion Creation
  • Level:Ultimate
  • Kit Power Link: Overlord
  • Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
A lot of people believe that Utopia or Eden could never exist. Too much greed and personal gain in the world. I say different. Think about it logically for a second. It existed at one time right? Therefore it's possible that a perfect paradise can exist.

Since I rationed out that it could exist, I set out to create such a place. My next question was how to define paradise. What makes paradise paradise? So many different people like so many different things. One person may enjoy crocheting a sweat while another person loves to rebuild a transmission. In the end I decided paradise is what makes you happy while at the same time making no one else unhappy.

You should see this place. I built it on earth, on a sort of other plane if you will. My world doesn't interfere or interact with the regular earth and vice versa. But it is glorious. We've got businesses, ice cream parlors, barbers, anything else good and wholesome. If you've ever seen "Pleasantville", a lot of this world is based on that movie. Based on idyllic simplicity and unquestioning happiness.

Oh one quick note, this place is what you would call members only. I hand select every person and family who comes here. I have advisors who recommend people, but in the end it's my decision. My world, my rules after all. I can't have everyone here. Seriously, you expect me to let a serial killer in. He wouldn't like it nor does he deserve it. This is a place for good people to never deal with trouble or pain or sickness or poverty or famine ever again.

Groove is in the Heart

  • Power: Emotion Control
  • Level:Supreme
  • Kit Power Link: Overlord
  • Auto-Hit This mental attack hits the target automatically, but may or may not effect them.
  • Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
  • Seeker This attack hunts and follows its target.
One major problem I came across is that people are not perfect. Not even Mother Theresa or the Pope or Gandhi. By the way, I left those types of people on earth. Nothing against them. To the contrary, I commend them for inspiring so many people on earth. It would be doing others a disservice to deprive the world of so much good. And these "saints" as I call them would not want to live in peace while others suffer. Sure they wouldn't know better, but giving them the life they don't want wouldn't sit well in my heart. Anyhow, back to the problem.

People are not perfect. So that means all of the people in my realm will have impure, unclean, even destructive thoughts. If left unchecked, those thoughts would put a swift and violent end to my Eden. To that end I establish a link with their minds to my database. Ever see "Ocean's Thirteen" with that awesome security system that could analyze everything and adjust events accordingly? Amplify it a million fold and you'll have some idea of how my system works. I've programmed every conceivable human impulse to this database as well as adjusting brain waves that will be transmitted when necessary. Harmony on a global and psychic level, one of my finest accomplishments.

Someone to Watch Over Me

  • Power: Phasing
  • Level:Ultimate
  • Kit Power Link: Overlord
Ignorance is bliss. One of my favorite phrases. Or how about, "What I don't know can't hurt me." There are a lot of phrases out there to describe this viewpoint. The long and the short of it is that my denizens are happy where they are. They don't know anything else beyond that and they don't need to. They just live in their idyllic and peaceful homes and go about their lives. I roam the world, surveying the fruits of my labor. They don't see me, no one sees me. I'm a proverbial ghost. Not much else to it, I walk around and enjoy.

Ready to Run

Ok, I don't exactly walk around. Utopia is nice and peaceful and all, but it's fairly large. After all, there have been a lot of good people throughout history. I could raise my standards, but that would force me to kick some people out and I don't want to break those peoples' hearts. So I'm content to let the world grow. But to that end I have to be places very fast. Very, very fast. My database does a good job of managing things, but every so often a situation requires my personal touch and supervision. And I need to be there quickly to avoid things spiraling out of control. I'm not about to let my creation get destroyed because I couldn't take care of it. That would be a misuse of power not to mention carelessness. Both of those things are traits I have never liked, possessed, or committed.

True Colors

  • Power: Psychic Vampire
  • Level:Supreme
  • Kit Power Link: Overlord
  • Auto-Hit This mental attack hits the target automatically, but may or may not effect them.
  • Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
  • Seeker This attack hunts and follows its target.
Here's the tricky part. Well, not for me, for you. Up until now I'm guessing you've seen me as a benevolent, kind, somewhat cynical, somewhat quirky, powerful being. You're right on some of those traits. But you're wrong on the critical ones. I don't seek peace, harmony, and paradise. To tell the truth, the world I created kind of makes me sick. But it's a means to a glorious and chaotic end.

Brain waves are a curious thing. I stem the corrupt and depraved desires of the people in my world. I absorb those desires and send redirect them. I send them to all the thugs, criminals, mafia, homeless, down-trodden and disenfranchised people of the real earth. I send these desires to compound their hatred, multiply their contempt, and bring out their destructive nature. They burn buildings, rob banks, plan world domination, scheme, deviate, undermine, and anything else unsavory that contributes to wanton chaos. I sow chaos and destruction in every corner, nook and cranny of the world. Not bad huh.

Sorry to disappoint. On second thought, no I'm not. This is my agenda, my scheme, my grand design. The only satisfaction I take from my creation other than brain waves is knowing that if my subjects were aware of what was happening, they'd give up their happiness and paradise in a second. Convincing people to give up bliss. Convincing them to give up the one thing that makes them truly peaceful, that's true power. You probably think I'm a power-crazed maniac. And I'm happy to say you're right.