Great Teacher Landon! by Landon  | TEAM: Sentinels |  | SECTOR: Uptown |  | KIT CLASS: Empathy |
|  |  |  Hall Of Fame! |  Survival - 9 wins! |  Brutal - 1 fatalaties! |
| Fight Record
League Wins: 9
League Losses: 3
Out Of League Wins: 0
Out of League Losses: 0
Total Wins: 9
Total Losses: 3
Searing Apparition - Win 0-0
Dr. Insanate - Win 0-0
Undead Fish - Win 0-0
Janus - Win 0-0
Rainbow Shade - Win 0-0
Salty Pete - Win 0-0
Dodecahedron of DEATH - Loss 0-0
The waiting line - Win 0-0
Mango, Papaya, & Turtle! - Win 0-0
Josh Stone: Tome Master - Win 0-0
The Semi-Rational Penguin - Loss 0-0
Ball of DEATH - Loss 0-0
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 | There are some challenges greater than fighting crime, saving the universe, and sacrificing oneself for the greater good of all of existence. That, my friends, is the great art... of TEACHING! Thus, with that great ideal in mind, I, Landon Morisato say "screw it" to the field of heroics and crime fighting (not that I ever really DID any to begin with...), and join the forces of Teachers everywhere! Thus, by day, I will be Great Teacher Landon!, fighting the evils of deliquency and bad grammar at Khazan Academy (proud member of the Greater Khazanian Uptown Independent School District)! Unfortunately... even the proud Khazan Academy has financial woes, and not only will I be teaching Freshman English, but I'll also be working for the Home Economics department as their primary cooking teacher. But never fear Khazan Academy, for by night, Landon Morisato becomes Iron Chef Landon, Master of the School of Anything Goes Tex Mex Barbequeing! Your students will come away not only with a greater understanding of the English language, but they'll also be able to cook the best damn steak you've ever eaten in your life, for I Landon Morisato have fine tuned his cooking skills on the underground Iron Chef circuit here in Khazan, and I plan on using my culinary skills for the greater good of all Home Ec students! Yes! Great Teacher Landon! has arrived, Khazan Academy! PH33R M3! *Landon's class stares in bafflement. Pig tailed girl in the back utters something along the lines of "idiot."* | Personality: Alright, class! Today, we'll be studying... James! I told you, no gum chewing in class! Throw that gum out NOW! Thank you. As I was saying, today we will be... David! I will not tolerate anyone talking while I am talking. Go to Principal Forte's office now! Anyway... Meredith! WAKE UP! NO SLEEPING IN MY CLASS! I don't care if you blinked! It looked like sleeping to me! DETENTION! *Obviously, Landon takes out his frustrations with his "buddies" from the COMING on his students. Be glad he isn't YOUR English teacher.* |
 | | Strength: | Weak BELOW normal human strength -
can bench press 50 pounds (maybe). | Agility: | Standard Normal human agility. | | Body: | Standard Normal human endurance. | Mind: | Superior Highly educated and ingenious.
A smart cookie. |
 | Applied Tactics Schoolyard War |
Khazan Academy is a warzone. Students fiercely competing for the best grade in the class, studying and cheating with great skill and ferocity. A seasoned veteran of Final Fantasty Tactics and Princess Maker 2 like me can weather this. Lesson plans are just like strategies in war, right? The right lessons in the right order, and my students will learn everything they need to know about writing. If I just think of each student like they have stats... this one needs a boost in their Attention Score, this one in their Reading Score, this one needs to lower her Delinquency Score... yeah... perfect! Student Maker!
 | Gah! Forgot The Lesson Plans! |
Of course, there's always that situation where... you forget to write up the lesson plan for the next day and spend all night on an anime binge. That's when you have to just pull things out of your arse and teach on the fly. Ok, class! Today, we're having a surprise field trip to the Khazan Arena to... umm... oh yeah! To compare the modern dat gladiatorial combat we see in the Arena with that seen in our recent lessons on Ancient Rome! Yeah... that's it...
 | Iron Chef Tex-Mex Landon! |
Hey... the Khazan Academy pulls out all the stops when it comes to their cooking facilities. Top of the line oven and stove, a nice deep fryer, a massive pantry of spices, some of which I haven't even heard of much less tasted, and my personal favorite... Cast Iron Skillets! Hell yeah! No wussy alluminum of copper pots! This is the real thing! Everything I need to show those Home Ec students how to make the perfect fajitas and chicken fried steaks. I think I'm in heaven...
 | The Bokken Of Higher Learning |
*BOP* Meredith! I thought I told you NO SLEEPING IN CLASS! *BOP* You aren't going to get anywhere in the multiverse if you slack off. Slacking is what got me here in Khazan in the first place! *BOP* Do you want to end up like me? Huh? *BOP* Do you want to be stuck in an apartment with freaks that mooch off of you? *BOP* Do you? *BOP* Do you?! *BOP* I better not see you sleeping in class again! *BOPBOP*
 | Teacher's Pets |
Litterally. Seriously... if you were three cats trapped in that apartment all day with YOU KNOW WHO, without your master there to feed you, you'd want to get away from it as well. So the cats talked me into it, and they come along with me to class. I thought it was going to be a big deal, but considering most of the teachers themselves aren't even human... I guess things like three cats don't even phase the school board...
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| Kittie Cat Classroom Gestapo! |
- Power: Beast Master
- Level:Standard
- Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
- Multi Attack Attack can hit multiple times during one strike.
So yeah... Raven, Milo, and K go about the classroom, stalking the students and helping me make sure they're paying attention and on task. Or at least that's what K does. Milo just walks around doing nothing, and Raven... I've caught him giving students answers during tests. Unfortunately, he's rarely right...
- Power: Web Creation
- Level:Standard
- Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
- Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
- Weakness: Power in Item -Easy to Loseitem
- Weakness: Limited Uses -One Use
The Ultimate Humiliation. To stand out in the hallway, holding pails of water. That is the fate the most obnoxious and vile of the foul fiends known as delinquents. Those that talk one too many times in class. Those that bring candy to class and don't have enough for everyone. Those that prop their feet up on the empty desk in front of them. ALL DELINQUENTS! They will pay for their insolence. Oh yes... they will feel the burden of the pails of water...
 | Tastes Just.... Right! |
Actually... needs just a little more pepper, James. Yeah, just a pinch. And some salt. Don't be afraid to add a little salt to your food, a little doesn't harm anyone. And maybe some basil. That always adds a nice flavor to chicken dishes. Go for it. Garlic? Bleh... overrated, and we have a vampire in our class, so we can't use it. Onions? If you insist, but I'm not partial to them. If you're going for an asian taste, then yeah, add soy, but if you do then don't add salt. That stuff has enough as it is. Perfect, James! Perfect! You get an A+!
 | Today's Theme Ingredient! |
- Power: Weapons Creation
- Level:Standard
- Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
- Weakness: Limited Uses -One Use
Today, students, your theme ingredient for today's lesson will be... *pulls a red cloth off of a big pile of food on his desk* Calamari! *little girl in the back of the class faints at the sight of squid, and squid boy in front of class rushes out of the room crying*
 | Permanent Records! |
- Power: Detective
- Level:Standard
- Weakness: Limited Uses -One Use
Let's see here David... it says here you have been absent to my class 5 times, late 13 other times, been in detention 26 times, had to go to Saturday School 4 times, and you wet your blanket all the time during kindergarten nap time. And lets just say your grades have... sucked all throughout your school career. Now I see why you're THIS close to failing this class. You better shape up, buddy, because I have no qualm with failing you and making you repeat your senior year.
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