Captain Oro by LuciferHawk
KIT CLASS: Arcane Lore
Hall Of Fame!
Survival - 9 wins!
Brutal - 2 fatalaties!
League Wins: 9
League Losses: 3
Out Of League Wins: 0
Out of League Losses: 0
Total Wins: 9
Total Losses: 3
Ying-Yang - Loss 0-0
The Knee Biter - Win 0-0
Bronze Apostle - Win 0-0
Omnifish - Win 0-0
Evil - Win 0-0
Jack Spanky - Win 0-0
Legion of Hand-Me-Down - Win 0-0
Muchiko and PENGUIN!!! - Win 0-0
Jennifer Chase - Win 0-0
Page - Loss 0-0
The Humble - Win 0-0
T's Fruit Stand - Loss 0-0
Throughout history there have been a multitude of heros and villains. Some of these beings are so powerful they are the stuff of legend. Captain Oro is one of these beings... sort of. Though he's really not famous for super strength or intelligence or anything. Nope, nuh-uh. Captain Oro refuses to be bound by such cliche ideas! Captain Oro refuses to be a cheap copy-cat..... why is Captain Oro referring to himself in the third person? *smack* Ah there we go. I am Captain Oro and this- *creak* Oro? *CRASH!* Ite....... *sigh* Ain't this the story of my life... what you want to hear the actualy story? Oh okay. I'm not really all that special.. I started off as your normal everyday magic student at the Khazan Remedial Magic School. Well at the KRMS I was top of my class.. of course most of my class consisted of hacks off the street who could barely summon up a dove, but that's beside the point. Well one day in class I was doing an extra-credit assignment. What I was trying to do was to channel the old chinese curse 'may you live in interesting times' into a liquid form. Well I managed to do it and set the potion aside to stabilize. Well then I started to work on my actual homework, which was to concoct a luck potion (between you and me I think my instructor was going to use it down at the racing track). Well what I hadn't counted on was just how easily the MYLIIT potion evaporated. Some of the vapors got into the vial I was using to prepare the luck potion and... well you know what happens when a curse and a blessing mix. Yep. Boom! It blew up and I got soaked. Well as if that wasn't enough the blast kinda blew me into a vat of distilled chaotic magic. Yeah I can see you wincing now. The end result is that I am now a walking embodiment of chaos, weirdness, and am damn lucky to boot... which would be cool if the other two didn't keep overriding the lucky part..
Personality: I guess you could kinda describe me as something as an absent minded professor.. though it really isn't my fault. When all that stuff zapped me at once it kinda intruded into my mind a bit so I tend to be confused and lost a lot. I still manage to retain my good cheer though! *Rumble* Uh Oh...
| Weak BELOW normal human strength - |
can bench press 50 pounds (maybe).
|Superior This fighter can dodge, weave and move |
with the grace of an Olympic gymnast.
|Standard Normal human endurance. ||Mind:|
|Standard Normal human mental resources.|
Well these things are bound to happen when you've been soaked to the bone in the miasma I caught in the face. Everywhere I go odd things happen. It starts raining frogs, cats chase dogs, odd ridiculously powerful and invariably unstable martial artists show up.. there was even that time a battleship turned into a giant slab of tofu for no apperant reason. If the odds are against it, it's likely to happen to me (try and wrap your brain around that paradox). I have no control over it, and to tell you the truth it's driving me crazy to not be dragged out of bed by the attack of some giant radioactive lizard that just happened to show up now.
- Power: Lucky
Land of Confusion
Now here's a talent I got that I really wish I could control. For some odd reason, when I show up I start... affecting people. They start seeing weird things like pandas doing jumping-jacks, grown men in diapers, and the occasional humble pro sports player. Of couse the problem is I really don't have much control over this talent.. it just kinda reacts to the environment around me. Such a pity to, illusions always were what I was best at, now I can barely create an illusory butterfly without something going horribly wrong and it producing some bizzare and strange image.
- Power: Illusion Creation
- Auto-Hit This mental attack hits the target automatically, but may or may not effect them.
Boy that's odd..
You wanna know what's really weird? Most of the time my opponent's end up taking themselves out! No joke really. They almost always end up hurting themselves when they attack me. Sometimes they throw a grenade too close, or loose a laser beam when we're fighting in a hall of mirrors. I don't know how, but that's what happens. Guess it's that luck potion kicking in once more. Of course the 'may you live in interesting times' bit keeps kicking in and I'm always caught in the blast when it hits them to... life can suck a lot at times you know?
- Power: Reflection
- Reinforced Defenses Defense blocks Armor Piercing attacks.
Trust me.. you really don't want to try magic on me... why? What were you asleep in your classes? What sorts of horrid things do you think will happen if you cast that summoning spell, or fire spell on somebody as loaded down with chaotic magic as I am? Well.. no I don't really know. It's CHAOTIC magic! I shudder to think what you might unleash by doing that!
Resistance: Arcane Lore
You want to bring complicated machinery like Cyberware near ME! What are you insane? That's just asking for some weird, horrible... thing, to happen to you! Your arm could go nuts... or, or.. your eyes could shut down! Nope, definitely not a good idea. Go on leave.... *sigh* I warned you.
Hey buddy... hey! Why are you squinting at me like that? Oro? You're trying to control my mind? What for.... what do you mean quit insulting you?! You're the one who looks weird scrunching your face up like that! Fine fine.. I am in your powerrrrrrr urrrrrr.... okay I'll stop.
Immunity: Mind Control