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The Spear Of Coldinus
Cold: Ultimate
- Area Affect
- Double Damage to l3v:Arcane Lore
- Armor Piercing
- Multi-Attacks
Wai! Wai! Look what came in the main the other day! Ringnifti finally got her graduation present! You see, when she took the Landon Morisato job, she had only been out of Powers That Be Goddess School for 3 days, so she had yet to receive her special graduation present from the school. That explains a lot of her rather.... sucky abilities when Landon was in the FPL. Now she has the uber wicked skills to thwap villains.... or should I say heroes.... with her wicked keen spear of icy cold powah! BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP! BOP! My... she's been hanging around Landon too much...
Weapons Creation
Weapons Creation: Standard
Aww.... isn't that cute? Ringnifti just made Marc Dollar a little minature Death Moon out of ice so he could take his frustrations with KOMBG out on it by crushing it under his foot. How sweet.....
Lava Lamp Shuffle
Teleportation: Ultimate
Lava Lamps. They are everywhere. Really. Yes. Are you questioning me? You are? BAKA! You do not know anything. Yes, they are everywhere. Ringnifti depends on that fact. Still questioning me? Knock it off! There are not any terrain failures noted on this application, so they have to be everywhere. Anyway... Ringnifti has the handy ability to transport herself through Lava Lamps, using them as jumping points to get anywhere she wants........ stop giving me that look. I do not care what you think. Lava Lamps are everywhere. What is your problem. Did a Lava Lamp kill your wife or someth.... one did? I am very sorry...
Oh! How Nice To See You!
Smoke Screen: Supreme
"Oh, hello! Yes, very nice to meet you! I am Ringnifti. Yes, I am a goddess. A goddess, yes. Is that not the most wicked cool thing you have ever heard?! Oh... no, you did not hear anything else. Just ignore those odd sounds. They are not attacks being leveled upon you. Yes, this is a fight, but I am not attacking you, my friend. No, that is not pain. Heavens no! Do not think such things. Pain is bad. Very VERY bad. As in not good. So do not think about it. And pay no heed as you see things flying about your head either. That is not a spear striking down on you. There is no spear here. There is nothing to see. Move along. Move along."
Speck The Chibi-Scorpion
Paralysis: Supreme
- Auto-Hit Attack
- Multi-Attacks
- Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Nemesis
Yippie Skippie! Looks like Spot has babies! Wai Wai! And Spot's keeper dude that like feeds it stray intruders and such gave me one of Spot's little babies as a pet! Isn't that so sweet! Now Speck's still just a little baby, so he isn't quite as powerful as his mommy, so, like, that little stinger of his can't quite penetrate everything, but when it does.... BAM! Insta-Freeze! Shame the Malls have a leash law, though... Speck refuses to wear one. No mall pretzels for him...
Tokyo-Smashing Mode... ON!
Animal Transformation: Standard
- Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use
- Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage
You see, after that badbadbad boy Josh did that oh-so mean spell on me and turned me into a 200 foot monster, the spell sortakinda lingered. Like... now... if I REALLY have to... I can like turn back into that monstrosity for a REALLY brief time. So I can SMASHSMASHSMASH those baddies.... oh.... oops.... got carried away *blushes*"
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