JAY: Some interesting thoughts Pat. Well here comes our two lovely spellcasters. Fortunately they left their pets at the gates, Sabrina's cat and Maeve's hawk hated each other at first sight!
PAT: Jay, I should mention here that the staff Maeve is carrying is designed to help ease the burden of her spellcasting. Her form of magic is very physically draining, while Sabrina tends to have more misfires.
JAY: Misfires?! Sabrina and Maeve bow to each other, a show of respect to each other... We got the signal from the judge and the match is on! They slowly circle each other making gestures and symbols in the air as they summon up magical energies for
PAT: Maeve makes the first move.. she lashes out with the elements... A Fire
JAY: Sabrina claps her hands together and a powerful jet of water erupts from them extinguishing Maeve's fireball ...
PAT: Maeve counters... Lightning shoots from her fingers...
JAY: Sabrina gestures forming a circle before her and Maeve's lightning bolts strikes an invisible shield!
PAT: The lightning bolt deflects off Sabrina's' shield but she's knocked
flat on her back! OOF!
JAY: Maeve charges up another lightning bolt and fires again!
PAT: Sabrina rolls away barely dodging it...
JAY: Sabrina continues to roll and stops in a crouching position waving her
PAT: Jay, Sabrina has summoned wind. A sudden gust kicks sand from the arena floor and into Maeve's' face!
JAY: Pat, She can't see! Maeve is blinded!!
PAT: Sabrina is working up a spell now! Jay, this could be big... I see lots of hand movements!
JAY: It looks like a major spell and Maeve can't do anything!
PAT: Sabrina's hands are glowing now as she points them at Maeve! She's gonna be toast!!
JAY: Nothing happens!!! The glow from her hands dies out. Major Misfire, folks!
PAT: What the!! What's this white stuff coming out of the sky?
JAY: It's snow Pat! HA!
PAT: Wait, Maeve has gotten the sand of her eyes. She waves her hands...
JAY: Whoa! She conjured up a magical warrior! It looks like a Conan clone...
PAT: Sabrina is in trouble, she's... she's has conjured up her own warrior
in front of her... it looks like...
JAY: Homer Simpson!!
PAT: er... close enough I guess!
JAY: Both of the sorceress are in control of their warriors are they send
them into battle against the other. The Homer clone wields a six-pack and a doughnut while the Conan clone has a sword....
PAT: The Conan warriors swings his mighty sword... Homer jumps and smacks Conan upside the head with the six pack!
JAY: OUCH! That laid Conan out flat!
PAT: Homer picks him up and spins him over his head on a single finger...
JAY: The magical Homer tosses the Magical Conan up and drop-kicks him out of the arena.
PAT: Maeve doesn't look happy. She saying something... sound please!
Maeve: ...Can't compete against someone raised on Nintendo!
JAY: I think the snow is coming down harder. There must be an inch now on
the arena floor.
PAT: And as the Homer Simpson clone moves in to menace Maeve personally, she conjures a white towel and throws it down. That's it, folks! Game over.