Unsubtle: Vitamin T by Extapolopiketal  | TEAM: The Syndicate |  | SECTOR: Industrial |  | KIT CLASS: Cyberware |
|  |  |  Hall Of Fame! |  Survival - 11 wins! |  Brutal - 1 fatalaties! |
| Fight Record
League Wins: 11
League Losses: 3
Out Of League Wins: 0
Out of League Losses: 0
Total Wins: 11
Total Losses: 3
Shadow Wing - Win 0-0
The Discriminals - Win 0-0
Gen. Sara McGruder - Win 0-0
Death, Satan or Bob - Win 0-0
Aoi Kitsune - Win 0-0
Jon Avalon - Win 0-0
Bethany Morrison - Win 0-0
Hunter: Khazan Unit - Win 0-0
Marc Dollar - Loss 0-0
Bunny - Loss 0-0
CB1K: Kitten in a Blender - Win 0-0
Tommy Lost the Battle - Win 0-0
Will Tragedy - Win 0-0
El-Ko - Loss 0-0
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 | The Unsubtle was in jail. It had finally happened. Busted. But then, when things were at their worst came her salvation. The KCLU (Khazanian Civil Liberties Union) intervened in her trial and pointed out that there were several violations in the KPD's investigation of the Unsubtle. So, after about a month of waiting for the lawyers to duke it out the case was dismissed and the Unsubtle was free once again. Luckily for her the rather large fortune she'd amassed was right where she'd left it, the cops never found it. The Unsubtle looked over her hoard and a single thought crept into her mind: Well what next? Murder had begun to bore her before she was arrested, and she was actually charged with theft at her trial. So what would she do? Her answer came in the form of a catalog. The word TANK entered her vision and stayed there. She would buy a tank. It sounded like a good plan, just have it fitted to fire exploding drill bits and there wouldn't be a safe in Khazan that could hold out against her. She made a call, placed her order, and soon enough she was in possession of a large, black, very dangerous looking tank. She christened the tank Vitamin T and prepared once again to make her presence felt amongst the Marauders. | Personality: Amiable enough for a former assassin and now full time specialist in grand-grand-grand-grand larceny. The name Unsubtle stuck to her for a reason. She's just as chatty as ever, and thanks to the PA system in Vitamin T no one has to go with out hearing her witty banter on the battlefield. |
 | | Strength: | Standard Normal human strength. | Agility: | Standard Normal human agility. | | Body: | Weak BELOW normal human endurance.
Goes down easy and stays there. | Mind: | Standard Normal human mental resources. |
 | Vitamin T |
- Power: Vehicle
- Level:Ultimate
- Reinforced Defenses Defense blocks Armor Piercing attacks.
Man I made a lot of money before I got caught. I had enough stashed to make a rather extravagant purchase. I bought a tank. It's not as hard as you might think. I named it Vitamin T. Clever eh? I love my Vitamin T. It's given me a new lease on life. No more fireworks for me. Nope, no need when you've got a Huge-Ass-Wall-Blasting-Mark-Squishing-Vault-Trashing-God-On-Treads-Tank at your disposal. That's right people, Vitamin T is coming to town. And as of right now she's been given another full layer of armor so you can just put your pea-shooters away and leave the money on the table, bitch.
 | Daily Dose of Vitamin T |
- Power: Projectile Attack
- Level:Ultimate
- Area Effect This attack causes damage in a large area.
- Ranged Attack Attack usable at a distance (only).
It's not enough to just have a huge ass tank you need to have something to shoot out the big ass gun that comes with it! Hehehe...this is so nice. Plasmatic drill bits rigged with heavy load mining charges. Oh how I love this tank. The plasmatic drill bits can tunnel into nearly any surface, and then the mining charges go off. This puppy can power through damn near anything. Hells yes, everybody needs their daily dose of Vitamin T.
 | DO NOT TOUCH THE TANK |
Did I mention that I love this tank? Did I also mention that no one, and I mean no one, is allowed to touch my Vitamin T? Well they aren't. Not only will they receive a firm ass whuppin' courtesy of yours truly but I've had a little tweak added to Vitamin T to keep the riffraff away. Ya see, Vitamin T can run an electrical charge through its hull. And let me tell you that it's one HELL of an electrical charge. You should see it when pigeons try to land on it. Heh, those flying rats go up like firecrackers.
 | Kick Ass Stereo |
This was just for me. I had the most kick ass stereo system I could find installed in Vitamin T so I can listen to my music while I go about my business. It's just the usual stuff. You know, Kittie, Yellow Machine Gun, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Tool. All the good stuff basically. Oh, and this is a warning to all you brain freaks out there: with this stereo I can't hear even myself think, so what makes you think I'll be able to hear you?
 | Big Gun Fire Fast! |
You know, If I had ONE complaint about Vitamin T it would be that it takes a while for it to fire and reload. So what do I do? Easy, I picked up that catalog again and used some of my new found fortune to buy me auto-loading system and a high intensity cannon barrel. Oh, and the problem with the barrel heating up too much has been solved. Just bought some aerogel and coated the inside of the barrel and firing mechanism with it and it runs as smooth as clockwork. I could fire this puppy full speed all day and the barrel would still be cool to the touch.
 | I'm getting better at this! |
- Power: Marksman
- Level:Standard
- Melee Attack Attack usable only hand to hand.
Practice makes perfect, that's what they say anyway. Let me tell you, using a tank is a lot different from using an assault rifle. The bullet speed, wind effects, moving shot drift, pretty much everything you could think of that would effect a shot is completely different when using a tank. It's taken me awhile to get my aim back. I'm still not as good with this tank as I am with the rifle, but I'm getting better.
 | Ya'll Better Recognize! |
Money. Oh yeah. I'm rolling in it. I could stop now and live comfortably. But that's not me. There's more money out there to be had and by God I'm going to get it. Ain't no vault wall, no KPD mech, no crime syndicate gonna stop me from making that next score. I'm the best, and I intend to prove it with every round I fire from Vitamin T's barrel. Nothing's gonna stop me now. Nothing's even gonna slow me down. I AM all the way live. Captial U, capital N, capital S, capital U, capital B, capital T, capital L, capital E. What's that spell? That's right, the Unsubtle is in the house bitch. And ya'lls gonna have to show respect.
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