Newly promoted Detective McDoughnut grumbled to himself as he unlocked the gate to the impound yard. He had been sent to make sure the LotMU Caddilac was still parked in it's space, as reports of a vehicle with it's license number had been seen leaving a number of incidences around town. Here he was, finally a detective, and they had him doing stupid stuff like this. He sighed heavily and walked on. What he really wanted to do was solve crimes..... he turned the corner and saw the caddy in question. He walked around it, shined his flashlight in the windows, but saw nothing inside but creme egg wrappers and empty bleach bottles. He walked around to the back, and noticed the trunk wasn't closed. He raised it to slam it properly, when something caught his eye. A weird device with a green glow and the words "LotMU Matrix" written in magic marker on it was sitting on top of a box of doughnuts. He looked both ways, then reached for the box. He opened it, and discovered glazed doughnuts, but all glowing the same green as the device. He shrugged and started cramming them in his mouth. A few moments later, the green energy enveloped him, began twisting him, changing him. His eyes filled with insanity, his body now muscled, his gun a ridiculous exaggeration of itself, he felt absolutely pumped. He felt ready to take on all the crime in Khazan. He slammed the trunk. "Aye, it's time to take out the garbage! Look out ye criminal lot! I yam SUPAHCOP! Time to commit JUSTICE!" And with that, he ran off into the night, ready to fight evil and craving creme eggs... |
Personality: McDoughnut is now a cross between Dirty Harry and The Tick.... with some of his old fashioned Irish values thrown in there somewhere. He will see justice done, no matter the consequences. Crime does not pay, and must be punished. Shoot first and call the coroner later. |
