Evil Donut Man

Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 8 Wins!


Alignment: Villain

Team: The Syndicate


Strength: Standard

Agility: Standard

Mind: Standard

Body: Standard


Personal Wins: 8

Personal Losses: 3

Mr. Graves

"And in other news today, the Khazan Police Department is still searching for clues to explain the recent 'robberies' that have struck doughnut shops across Uptown Khazan. Storeowners report a strangely dressed man with a large sack making his way into the store, upon which he immediately takes over by binding up patrons and employees in large, donut shaped tubes. He then proceeds to take only the donuts from the store, leaving purses, wallets, and the cash register untouched. The police are baffled as to why this person is interested only in collecting pastries; nevertheless, a warrant is out for this 'Evil Donut Man' for 137 counts of donut larceny, 93 counts of petty theft of donuts, 47 counts of vandalism/tire theft, and 2 counts of vandalism directed at all-you-can-eat salad bars." Evil Donut Man snickered and turned up the volume with the remote control. Not bad, in a matter of a few short weeks he'd made the news with his string of unusual robberies. The cops just didn't get it; why steal money to buy donuts, when the donuts are just right there? Ah, donuts. The most delectable of pastries; and soon, he would have the Greatest Store of Donuts in ALL of Khazan! EDM let out a chuckle as he listened to the rest of the report..."The Marauders recently released a report saying that this villain was in no way related to their organization. As this was verified to be correct by the Khazan Police Department, they must now look elsewhere in the attempt to track down the mysterious 'Evil Donut Man'"...Well, I'll be, EDM thought to himself. Now that the cops were looking elsewhere, maybe these Marauder folks might be able to help him in his quest to become the ultimate donut "collector"...

What madness lurks within the mind of this deranged villain? While no one may ever understand the reasoning behind his obsession for collecting donuts, this much is clear: if it is donut, it is on the mind of Evil Donut Man.

Black Donut of Containment

     Web Creation: Superior

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Area Affect
  • Ranged and Melee Attack


Once, while making a getaway from a successful donut heist, Evil Donut Man was forced to hide out for a while in an old junkyard. He almost gave his position away when he saw them... huge, chocolate donuts sitting right there in the open! He knew he had to get them... but when he tried to take a bite out of one, it was all rubbery and inedible, and it definitely wasn't chocolate. He still found a use for it though, as by tossing several of them onto the cops, they were detained for long enough that he could get away! He now uses these quite often for detaining people so he can get to work stealing donuts, and always keeps a supply in case there aren't any cars around to pull four of them off of.


Purloiner of Pastries

     Tractor Beam: Supreme

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Ranged and Melee Attack


Evil Donut Man never leaves home without his Bag O' Donuts, as you never know when the opportunity to add to a donut collection will arise. EDM has worked the art of donut-stealing to a science: if there's a donut in the area, sooner or later it's going in the Bag O' Donuts. Of course, this thieving ability is also quite useful in disarming the long arm of the law...



     Paralysis: Superior

  • Auto-Hit Attack


Yep, those Black Donuts of Containment are quite useful, aren't they? Not only are they good for stopping supahcops in hot pursuit, the average-bodied joe gets so tangled up in them that he can't move at all! When this happens, EDM occasionally takes a moment to jeer at his hapless unmoving enemy while checking to make sure they didn't have any more donuts on them to take.


The Mighty Donut of Stone

     Concussive: Supreme

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Area Affect
  • Ranged and Melee Attack


In order to keep his donuts fresh for months longer than normal donuts do, Evil Donut Man has set up a special refrigerator in his secret hideout. Even so, occasionally a donut gets so hard that it's tough as a rock to try and eat. While they're not edible anymore, they make for a really nifty all-range throwing weapon. They'll never suspect that donut being thrown at them is hard enough to easily knock them senseless. As Evil Donut Man would say, "Behold, the POWER of DONUT."


The DountMobile

     Vehicle: Standard


Tired of trying to escape on foot, Evil Donut Man decided it was time for a getaway vehicle. Exactly how it can possibly run, being a car made entirely out of donuts, is unknown, but it serves its purpose in helping EDM to escape. Of course, being made of donuts means it's not that great for absorbing attacks...


Turbo Java Fuel

     Super Speed: Standard


So if the action gets hot (hot enough to bake donuts), Evil Donut Man brings out his secret weapon: JAVA! The perfect high-test drink to go with donuts, EDM's reaction speed and general hyperness is increased by the caffeine, and it works great for turbo fuel in the DonutMobile as well! Never leave home without a full tank...