DisorderElite: The Return

Hall Of Fame!

Survival - 9 Wins!


Alignment: Hero

Team: Solo Hero


Strength: Standard

Agility: Supreme

Mind: Weak

Body: Standard


Personal Wins: 9

Personal Losses: 3

Dark Ranger X

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sucked in by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every race can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behaviour and those of you who ignore them will pay their dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We warn you to lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption...into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you'll see we three, and on that day you will reap it and we will send you to whatever god you wish....HAHAHAHA! Oh man, what a riot. I can't believe we have to say that every time we...What's that? You think our opening statement is too twisted? Macarbe maybe? That's the point, moron. You see, as you can probably remember, not long ago, we were a team of happy go lucky "Hey, let's blow it up if it moves!" type guys. See, I'm Harry, he's Marv, and well, we can't remember his name, so we'll call him Gordon. Since our experience with the Unknown God, and getting our collective butts whooped by Angel Boy and Devil Girl, we decided to take a holiday. I mean, we really needed it. After that, well, we came back, and it's only now that we realise what we previously did was wrong. So, with the aid of some big guns, some high tech gadgets, and some general all round luck, we're back. Fear us. We're going to teach you all how to resp....BWHAHAHA! Sorry, I'll shut up now.

Disorder Elite have changed...and some would say not for the better. They still have their penchant for violence, but now, they're violent for what they call a "good" reason. Still, really, is there a good reason to be violent? One can summise that only time will tell...

Well I'll Be....

     Lucky: Superior


I've never seen anything like it. Here I was, eating a jelly donut, when I saw these Bank Robbers come racing out of a Bank across the road. These three trenchcoat wearing dudes pull out some big guns, and freeze. Next thing, the robbers pulled out some even bigger guns, and opened fire. I couldn't believe my eyes...but not ONE bullet hit its mark! The three trenchcoaters just smiled, loaded their weapons, and blew the robbers away. By the time I'd recomposed myself, the trio was long gone... -- Alfonse Ruderbager, Sargeant, Khazan PD.


Tripping the Light Fliptastic

     Acrobat: Superior


I tell you what. I've seen some freakish things in my time, but this had to take the cake. I'd heard of this trio before, but I didn't want to believe they existed...until I saw this. I was drinking coffee in a cafe once, and I had no idea I was in such company. Suddenly, gunfire burst through the window, and we all hit the deck...except those three. The flips...tricks...roll...man. It was incredible. Combined with their rather freakish luck, it was as though each and every bullet simply didn't want to hit them... -- Varishny Farishnikov, Olympic Gymnast


Those guns...wow.

     Projectile Attack: Ultimate

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Area Affect
  • Armor Piercing
  • Multi-Attacks
  • Ranged and Melee Attack


Hot diggity dawg. I tell ya pardner, them's are some nasty lookin' weapons! *whistle* Why, just the other day I saw those 3 shooting up some fairly heavy stuff. Daaaaaamn, they were trying to foil one of those hostage things, and they did it to. Not only did they manage to take down the bad guy and no one else, but they took apart the entire building with those guns! I'd love to know what they were...but no one can seem to get close enough. -- Francis Blueslade, local farmer.


It's like Billy Tell, sorta...

     Marksman: Standard


These guys seem to know how to use a gun. Those big weapons they have...seem to be on target the majority of the time. I mean, yeah, they miss sometimes, but they never hit any innocents. Once I saw them shoot an evil guy's sword out of his hand. Of course, they had to blow his hand off to do it, but still... -- George Handred, Septugenarian


It's gotta be those shades...

     X-Ray Vision: Standard


Rumour has it that the trio known as "Disorder Elite" have had some outside help. It seems a well known scientist has taken an interest in them, and has given each member of the trio a special set of sunglasses. These glasses (apparently) enable the men to see through walls and obstacles as though they weren't there. This of course, would explain their ability to know where the enemy is located, and how they know exactly where to shoot through a wall to get to them... -- Agent Killroy, K.B.I


Immunity: Pheromones

     Immunity: Standard


"Hello, this is KZAN FM's Q&A session, and you're on the air!" *Female Voice* "Ah, yes...hello. I rang up to talk about something which I find very disturbing. Being a Supermodel, I'm obviously attractive right? And see, well, that team of nerds...what're there names..." *DJ's Voice* "You mean Disorder Elite?" *Femme Voice* "Yeah, them. Anyway, the other day, I tried to come on to each one, as a bet from a friend, but they totally ignored me! What's the go?!?" *DJ* "Well Ma'am, you're not alone. Heaps of women have rung up with a similar situation. Now, one can only speculate that maybe...hold on, we have another call coming through...Hello caller, you're on the air!" *Low voice* "Listen, you don't need to know anything about us. But to put you wenches at ease, we simply don't succumb to the wiles of women any longer -Click-" *DJ* "Well, ladies, there you have it! And now back to our scheduled playlist!"


You'd never believe it...

     Matter Animation: Standard

  • Ranged Attack Only
  • Area Affect


It...just...wasn't...right. The three nerds were smiling..and they knew they were outnumbered! It was like one of those old western scenes. The moment before the gunfight...those few tense seconds. All was quiet...then...BLAM! The fifteen badasses in front of them opened fire! And, like always, each and every round seemed to miss the trio! Now, that was something, but what happened next...wow. The Trio of nerds pulled out those big &#^@#@*# guns, and let rip, each one only fired one shot. That was, until, the rounds...they split apart in mid air! Each round became 5! It was insane! In the blink of an eye, 3 vigilantes had taken down 15 bad guys. I swear, it's something you'd read about in the comics... -- Dinah Dragon Sword, Martial Arts Instructor.



     Fire: Standard

  • Weakness: Limited Uses - One Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Frozen Wastes


We've learnt that we have to be careful. The other-worldly guns we possess...they seem to build up alot of heat. To that end, we've taught ourselves not to go apeshit on the triggers...because we could very well end up with burnt hands, or even worse. That's not to say there's no heat already, because even after one discharge, we can certainly feel it, and it seems those within close proximity can as well. Thankfully, this discharge only seems to happen just the one time, which is quite a god send. Also, thanks to the Frozen Wastes, the weapons don't seem to overheat there...thank god. -- Harry, member of Disorder Elite.


Look, up in the sky! It's...

     Flight: Standard

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use


...those 3 Gun-toting avengers! "Mummy Mummy! How do they do that?" -- "Well Katie, it's a simple matter of the Trenchcoats they were. They've recently been woven with some miracle micro-metallic substance that superheats the air around the wearer, therefore enabling them to ride the thermal currents. Now, my dear Katie, you imagine being the unfortunate opponent who has to deal with a trio of Big Gun carrying men who can dodge, weave, and now fly to avoid oncoming attacks." *Blank look from Katie* "*sigh* I didn't think you'd understand..." -- Kathryn Gregson, Khazan Physicist, and daughter Katie.


Neural Implants

     Environmental Awareness: Standard

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage


It's been rumoured that the trio known as Disorder Elite have started to receive some outside help. One of these sources has been responsible for not only their Special Eyewear, but also their Gravity Defying trechcoats. Apparently, they've now been outfitted with a set of neurological implants. According to informants, these implants were designed to give them a "sixth sense", and serve to make the Vigilantes unsurprisable. And from what we've seen, it's certainly doing just that. -- Agent Frehson, K.B.I


Polymorphic Guidance System

     Radar: Standard

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage


The other-worldly weapons we possess have gone through a rather uniwue transformation. Not only are they still as dangerous and as volatile as ever, but they now have their own onboard radar systems. This makes thing alot easier for us, really. You can turn invisible? Piece of cake. You can blend? No sweat of our backs. Combined with our new neural implants, you're going to have to reeeeeeeally try to get the drop on us. -- Harry, member of Disorder Elite


Creator's Plug.

     Super Speed: Standard

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage


*Blink*. Wow. *Blink Blink*. Wow Wow. *Blink Blink Blink*. Hmm. Those nerds are pretty god damn fast these days. Must be all those Battle trained reflexes or something...I mean, they've got those weapons drawn and firing before the opponent can usually have time to breathe. And, with all those super tough enemies they're facing from here on in, it's quite possibly a life saver. -- Sam Baxter, tired and weary creator of DisorderElite: The Return.


God dammit!

     Running: Standard

  • Weakness: Power in Item - Hard to Lose
  • Weakness: Limited Uses - Multi-Use
  • Weakness: Not usable in terrain - Steel Cage


This really, really, REALLY #*(&^#@&*@ sucks! It seems these funky looking boots we were recently given have boosted our running speeds to almost superhuman levels! Huh? Oh, I'm not complaining about that. Of course, it's great that we can all run that fast now, and being as agile as we are, we look damn good doing so. But you know what really sucks? Every time Harry caught me with his sister...I was able to out run him! But now he's as fast as me! Oh man oh man, this really bites. And now even that moron Gordon can run as fast as us now. Bah. Freaking speedy boots. -- Marv, member of Disorder Elite