No Mind Probes
Mental Defense: Ultimate
Okay kids, new addition to the student guidelines here. I wish it hadn't been necessary to spell it out this plainly for you all but apparently it is. Mind probing the teacher counts as cheating. As such if caught you will be failed on the assignment immediately and possibly expelled. It's a waste of time anyway since I have a naturally resistant brain. However that doesn't mean I won't feel you doing it so lets just say you shouldn't even think about it.
No passing notes!
Alright then, my next point to you bunch. Mundane cheating is just as bad as meta- cheating. That means no note passing, no sneaking peaks at other people's papers, no letting people sneak looks at your papers, and all that sort of thing that we've been telling you not to do since you started school. If you try this I WILL catch you eventually, if you don't then you've got nothing to worry about but getting your assignments done.
Kids I'd like you to meet Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. Anyone who can tell me where the reference comes from? No? Nevermind then. What you should know is that these two are a pair of MB-9700 Maim-Bots and they will be serving as my teaching aides this year. This is partly to help my own workload and also to make sure none of you lot with superhuman strength and such decide to get overly cute with me. All introduced then? Great, welcome to JOE BIGG GUNNS high.
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
You know, she's not like a lot of the other teachers. For one thing most of the other teachers don't have combat robots bristling with all manner of unpleasant pointy things as their aids. They're not cheap stuff either. I've seen Bruno MacAullife bench-press a small car but even he's seemed properly intimidated since the day those things went off on him for attempting to intimidate the teacher.
On the Fly Lesson Plans
Okay, now for today's lesson we were going to learn a little bit about silver. Unfortunately I just found out this morning that we've got a half-dozen lycanthropes in this class. So no silver, not to worry though since now we get to learn about that ever so amusing substance magnesium. Now those of you with light sensitive eyes should don the goggles supplied for you and don't look directly at the strip.
Induced Sleep: Superior
- Auto-Hit Attack
- Area Affect
Now boys and girls, I'd just like you to know that these lessons can be done one of two ways. I'd prefer the first method, where I make learning a fun and enjoyable experience and good times are had by all. On the other hand if you push my buttons the wrong way I can make them a nightmarishly boring experience sure to have your eyelids, and consequently your GPA, dropping like a stone. Are we perfectly clear?