Smarty pants


Gender: None

Kit: Super

Location: The world


Alignment: Villain

Team: Solo Villain


Strength: weak (rank 0)

Agility: weak (rank 0)

Mind: superior (rank 2)

Body: weak (rank 0)

Spirit: (rank )

Charisma: (rank )


Infamy Points: 0

Personal Wins: 1

Personal Losses: 6

Team Wins: 0

Team Losses: 0

Tourney Wins: 0

Tourney Losses: 0


Status: Active


One day, a man named Random employee #1 was walking to work. He worked at some place that deals with radiation of all sorts. His company deals with Gamma radiation, cosmic radiation, radioactive spider's, all that stuff. Random employee #1 had worked at this company for a long time, so he began to get bored of his job. And bored means lazy, and lazy means uncareful. That's what Random employee #1 became, uncareful. He didn't care about his job anymore. And that uncaring attitude quickly spread, like a virus. Pretty soon, he didn't care about his wife, he didn't care about his kids, and he didn't even care about his own life! So, Random employee #1 tried to get some excitement. Skydiving didn't work, so he tried something else. When he went to work one day, he decided to try and get some thrills by jumping in a vat of radiation. The specific type is unknown, but it was apparently enough to kill him. And so, ended the life of Random employee #1. But, through his death, bred new life! The radiation radiated his pants, and miraculously, they came alive! But, his pants weren't happy. Random employee #1 had previously spilt some mustard on his pants, and this enraged his Pants. Instead of quickly wiping the mustard off, then flushing the pants with vinegar, followed by washing it with dish soap, Random employee #1 chose to lazily wipe it off with a napkin and then continue eating his hotdog. His pants were so infuriated by this, that it, err they, umm... it took the name: Smarty pants! And began plotting it's plot for complete global domination!


It only took the super genious that was Smarty pants minutes to think of a full proof plan for world domination. So it began swimming up through the vat of radiation, and up to the top to escape, but there was only one problem. Smarty pants was still just a pair of pants, albiet a super smart pair, but still just pants. So therefore it could not move. This enraged Smarty pants even more, so much so, that it discovered it had a super power, other then just being super smart!



     Mind Blast: standard (rank 1)

  • Ranged Attack


Unbeknownst to Smarty pants, there were two people right above him, staring down into the vat.

"...So...should we like, do something?" One of them asked.

"I don't know, maybe he's just taking a swim." Said the other. They were, of course, referring to Random employee #1. But suddenly, the water started bubbling.

"See, I told you. He's just taking a swim, if your dead you can't far-MEEP!" The employee was suddenly hit with a ball made of pure energy, and was quickly knocked to the floor, half dead. As I'm sure you know, this was the work of none other, then the dastardly Smarty pants!


I-I'm just so sad...and now I'm ANGRY!!!

     Emotion Control: standard (rank 1)


This...mind blast or whatever it was intrigued Smarty pants. He started to wonder if he had any other powers. So he started concentrating, and focusing, and before you know it, this happened.

"Hey, buddy! You ok?" Asked the employee to the employee that had been hit with the mind blast. Suddenly the one that was hit's eyes sprung open, but they seemed...wierd.

"Hey buddy, you ok?" Asked the other. The one on the floor slowly got up, before bursting into tears.

"Hey! What's wrong?" Asked the other.

"I-I don't know! I'm just so saaaaad!" He cried.

"Well, is there anything I can do for you?"


"Ok ok, just calm down, I'll go get your mommy." He ran off to go find his friends mother.

"N-no wait! I feel better now." Said the one crying.

"Oh really? Well that's a relief, because if I met your mother I'm not so sure I could control myself." Said the other.

"Yeah hehe well-what did you say?" Asked the one previously crying.

"I said well that's a relief." Said the first one.

"Oh, well thats good." Said the crying one, who was now happy. He shall from now on be known as, the happy one. But suddenly that frown turned upside down.

"What's wrong?" Asked his friend.

"I'm...ANGRY!!! RANDOM EMPLOYEE #3 SMASH!!!" Screamed the happy one, who was previously the crying one, but is now the angry one, or we coul just call him Random employee #3. Random employee #3 proceeded to smash his friend.


*Yawn* I'm just-I'm just so tired

     Induced Sleep: standard (rank 1)


Smarty pants smiled evilishly, this was going great. It decided to try out another power. He focused, and concentrated, and before you know it, Random employee #2 was asleep.

"*Yawn* Ugh, I need my coffee." He mumbled. Random employee #3 also seemed to calm down and get tired. He is now the calm one. Smarty pants realized that in order to fullfill his plans, he needed at least one of them awake. So he concentrated, and Random employee #3 was suddenly energized. Random employee #2 on the other handm proceeded to faint.

"Hey buddy what'cha doin why ya sleepin wanna have a race c'mon lets go I'll race ya hey come on wake up what are ya doin c'mon lets go lets go lets go lets go" Random employee #3 was talking a mile a minute.


Mind powers b****

     Telekinesis: standard (rank 1)


"SHUT UP!!!" Smarty pants screamed as he used another one of his powers to lift a nearby chair, and hit Random employee #3 with it.

"Hey what was that why'd ya do that who goes there who are you who am I what is this?" Asked Random employee #3. Smarty pants proceeded to savagely beat him down to the floor, hitting him over and over again. Even when he was knocked out, Smarty pants continued to hit him. Eventually Smart pants stopped, and calmed down. He had to execute the next faze of his plan.


I wear the pants in this relationship

     Mind Control: superior (rank 2)


Smarty pants focused hard, and it wasn't long before Random employee #3 was up and about again. But this time, he was under Smarty pants's control. Smarty pants forced him to get him out of the radiation vat using various machines, and then he forced Random employee #3 to...put him on! DUN DUN DUN!!! Random employee #3 slipped out of his trousers and put Smarty pants on. Smarty pants was now in complete control. And that's when he realized he had, yes thats right, ANOTHER power.



     Martial Arts: standard (rank 1)


Smarty pants couldn't control himself, he suddenly, and spontaneously busted out into a fighting postion, and then began having an epic showdown with the air. It was a hard fought battle, with many flying kicks, but in the end, the air was defeated. Smarty pants, proud of his newfound abilities, left the raditation plant, and began his plan to conquor the world.