I'MA FIRIN MA LAZAR
Mind Blast: standard (rank 1)
Unbeknownst to Smarty pants, there were two people right above him, staring down into the vat.
"...So...should we like, do something?" One of them asked.
"I don't know, maybe he's just taking a swim." Said the other. They were, of course, referring to Random employee #1. But suddenly, the water started bubbling.
"See, I told you. He's just taking a swim, if your dead you can't far-MEEP!" The employee was suddenly hit with a ball made of pure energy, and was quickly knocked to the floor, half dead. As I'm sure you know, this was the work of none other, then the dastardly Smarty pants!
I-I'm just so sad...and now I'm ANGRY!!!
Emotion Control: standard (rank 1)
This...mind blast or whatever it was intrigued Smarty pants. He started to wonder if he had any other powers. So he started concentrating, and focusing, and before you know it, this happened.
"Hey, buddy! You ok?" Asked the employee to the employee that had been hit with the mind blast. Suddenly the one that was hit's eyes sprung open, but they seemed...wierd.
"Hey buddy, you ok?" Asked the other. The one on the floor slowly got up, before bursting into tears.
"Hey! What's wrong?" Asked the other.
"I-I don't know! I'm just so saaaaad!" He cried.
"Well, is there anything I can do for you?"
"WAAAAAAAAH! I WANT MY MOMMY!" He cried.
"Ok ok, just calm down, I'll go get your mommy." He ran off to go find his friends mother.
"N-no wait! I feel better now." Said the one crying.
"Oh really? Well that's a relief, because if I met your mother I'm not so sure I could control myself." Said the other.
"Yeah hehe well-what did you say?" Asked the one previously crying.
"I said well that's a relief." Said the first one.
"Oh, well thats good." Said the crying one, who was now happy. He shall from now on be known as, the happy one. But suddenly that frown turned upside down.
"What's wrong?" Asked his friend.
"I'm...ANGRY!!! RANDOM EMPLOYEE #3 SMASH!!!" Screamed the happy one, who was previously the crying one, but is now the angry one, or we coul just call him Random employee #3. Random employee #3 proceeded to smash his friend.
*Yawn* I'm just-I'm just so tired
Induced Sleep: standard (rank 1)
Smarty pants smiled evilishly, this was going great. It decided to try out another power. He focused, and concentrated, and before you know it, Random employee #2 was asleep.
"*Yawn* Ugh, I need my coffee." He mumbled. Random employee #3 also seemed to calm down and get tired. He is now the calm one. Smarty pants realized that in order to fullfill his plans, he needed at least one of them awake. So he concentrated, and Random employee #3 was suddenly energized. Random employee #2 on the other handm proceeded to faint.
"Hey buddy what'cha doin why ya sleepin wanna have a race c'mon lets go I'll race ya hey come on wake up what are ya doin c'mon lets go lets go lets go lets go" Random employee #3 was talking a mile a minute.
Mind powers b****
Telekinesis: standard (rank 1)
"SHUT UP!!!" Smarty pants screamed as he used another one of his powers to lift a nearby chair, and hit Random employee #3 with it.
"Hey what was that why'd ya do that who goes there who are you who am I what is this?" Asked Random employee #3. Smarty pants proceeded to savagely beat him down to the floor, hitting him over and over again. Even when he was knocked out, Smarty pants continued to hit him. Eventually Smart pants stopped, and calmed down. He had to execute the next faze of his plan.
I wear the pants in this relationship
Mind Control: superior (rank 2)
Smarty pants focused hard, and it wasn't long before Random employee #3 was up and about again. But this time, he was under Smarty pants's control. Smarty pants forced him to get him out of the radiation vat using various machines, and then he forced Random employee #3 to...put him on! DUN DUN DUN!!! Random employee #3 slipped out of his trousers and put Smarty pants on. Smarty pants was now in complete control. And that's when he realized he had, yes thats right, ANOTHER power.
Martial Arts: standard (rank 1)
Smarty pants couldn't control himself, he suddenly, and spontaneously busted out into a fighting postion, and then began having an epic showdown with the air. It was a hard fought battle, with many flying kicks, but in the end, the air was defeated. Smarty pants, proud of his newfound abilities, left the raditation plant, and began his plan to conquor the world.