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When World's Collide!! Round 1 Fight 4

When Worlds Collide People's poll  

13 members have voted

  1. 1. Who wins?

    • Opalord's Na-kar-kto
      8
    • Threedark's Adorachnus Rex
      6


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When Worlds Collide

 

The year: December 21st, 2012

 

As far as grand scale astrological events go, this was the granddaddy of them all. At approximately one minute after midnight, December 21st, the Sun began to align with the center of the galaxy. Conversely, this event was not exclusively a Milky Way occurrence. This affair was the simultaneous configuration of dozens of worlds across multiple planes of existence. The synchronization caused for at least a dozen life sustaining planets to begin to merge into one amalgamated mega planet. This amalgam would only occur once in scores of lifetimes. It was an event that would only last a year: an experience beyond the scope of any near sighted mind. Now as one mega planet, this mammoth Earth must cope with intersecting plant life, beings and landscapes beyond imagination. The shift unbalances the natural state of the singular worlds. Lost worlds become found. Conquered lands overcome. Dinosaur meets man. Alien meets monster. Future meets present. But worst still, this planet must deal with an awoken wickedness. Something that was laid to rest eons ago has become free in this shifting world: something evil. Something that had long conquered it’s own galaxy. Its very presence is felt immediately. The world knows something is wrong and within this new world many lives will intersect for better and worse. This is their story. This is a tale of what ensues When Worlds Collide!

 

The Mithril chambers trembled under the pressure of some unknown force from above the underground world of the Great City of the Kar people. Many were fearful that some nameless despot was once again seeking claim to their coveted metal. All mining ceased as the majority of the Kar people fled to the great hall for some sort of official announcement. As accustomed, their mighty king stepped forward and convened the assembly. When Na-kar-Kto Razorback spoke, the people listened. His word was bond. His voice commanded attention. His declarations eased the people to a peace of mind even as the covering above them quavered. He insisted that he would send a small raiding party to the surface to quickly assess the situation.

 

Hurriedly, a team of the Razorbacks best men were collected and sent upwards to the quandary. Within minutes, the same brave men had come bursting back into the underground. An alarming beautiful plume of flowers and surface dwellers barreled in behind them. The surface dwellers ran to Kto and grabbed at his Gynosphinx fur. “Hide us, master! Refuge…Refuge!!” They sobbed. The eyes of the Kar force were wide as children. Their faces adorned with delightful smiles. They immediately had begun to play tiddlywinks upon entering the main hall. Kto was not amused. He would not tolerate this effrontery upon his territories, nor could he endure the seeming madness of his men. Swiftly, he grabbed his arms and sought to meet this strange force that held sway over his people. No man within his power would seek to stop the mighty king. For any danger too great for the kingdom was met face-to-face by Kto. It would be a dreadful day for whatever wickedness lay above. Those not sobbing or squealing with laughter, cried out in cheers for their fearless leader.

 

“Kraktu-Mlo-tomo (She who Topples Mountains), surely there is some great danger that threatens to crumble the prodigious walls of the Kar. If it cannot be met with reason, then let It be toppled.” He said ceremoniously to his six foot long double axe. The mass cheered in accord, but was met with a massive crushing sound of what could only be footsteps from above. Kto made his way to the stairwell that would hold his destiny. Upon entering the surface he is instantaneously met with the largest creature he has ever encountered. If there were an expression to exhibit horror, awe and excitement concurrently, surely Kto’s face betrayed it. Before him was a mountainous beast that could be confused with a spider, yet nothing like any spider that Kto had ever encountered. It towered at least sixty feet above ground. Surrounding it were the crumbled city buildings of Tnsada. Its pelt, an appealing pink, its eyes outsized and innocent not unlike his men displayed earlier; and upon his head, he wore a crown that was only slightly smaller than Kto himself. Kto’s face went flush. It. Was. Cute. Kto barely knew how to proceed when unexpectantly…the thing spoke. “I CAN HAZ MATE?” it rumbled. Kto’s eyes widen in shock and revulsion.

 

“HELL NO!” He returned and charged forward, axe in hand.

 

This fight:

 

Na-kar-kto Razorback vs. Adorachnus Rex aka The Great Pink King

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The Rules:

 

1. No quoting. This is a turn based RP, so no need to quote. One person attacks/defends, the next person attacks/defends until someone dies. Simple as that.

2. Limit the OOC. If you have a non-current or current fight related question, go to the RP planning board and ask it. I want this to flow smoothly.

3. No Role playing your opponent. You can state your move, but not your opponents reaction.

4. Have fun. I will sometimes tell you what damage (if any) you did to your opponent and I will let you know when one of you drops.

5. Whoever posts first gets first attack.

6. All Peoples choice voters: You can vote however you want. Whether it's based on how well they play, how well they write, how cool their character is or if you just like them as a person...it's up to you. Just vote.

 

 

Let's get it on!!

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The Great Pink King peered down at the tiny warrior. There was strength within this small form. Great strength.

 

Strength, like all things, had to be tested. Tempered to make sure it's steel was worthy. Even the Mythic have standards, despite what the tales of Zeus's prodigious prolification would have you believe. And if it wasn't worthy, perhaps it would be tasty at least.

 

The great voice, booming and yet squeaking simultaniously, sounded forth from between quivering mandibles. "ORLY? SO BE IT!"

 

Then, despite what the tales may tell, the great ruler of all things weaver made a face. Were it said that the King was cute before, at this point the king was beyond adorable.

 

He nearly glowed, his entire body shining and glistening with pure sweetness. He posed, and with this pose, the world shuddered with it's inability to articulate the sound "Awwwww!"

 

Body (That Which Is Cute) attacks Energy (Willpower)

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Strength defends energy

 

Kto could feel the overwhelming... personality of the creature trying to turn his rage away. he quickly looked around the area, searching for any advantage. he noticed a Flut-Flut lizard (a huge pack animal) fawning at the monstrous arachnid. he used all his might to whip Kraktu-Mlo-tomo at the beast, cleanly beheading the beast and draining its life-force.

 

"Kraktu-Mlo-tomo!"

 

his axe appeared back in his hand and he felt the rush of ten tons of soul rush into his body, reinforcing his will

 

"My people have lived through violence for years foolish creature. I've stomped things that wuold make even you pause at its adorableness. Now Die!"

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"AND I HAVE SURVIVED FOR MIL-VINILLA-MELLENY... EONS ALONE!" The Pink King's sudden stumbling with his words, combined with the booming sweetness of his voice, was almost too much. Then his tone turned eerily serious. "IF I FIND NO ONE SUITABLE AMONGST YOUR KIND, I WILL SEARCH ELSEWHERE."

 

Steady steps brought the massive spider towards Kto, each fall of it's massive legs illiciting a soft skwee-ka from the ground. Suddenly one of it's forelegs, fuzzy pink thing that it was, lashed out with epic accuracy. The blurring limb headed straight for Kto's grizzled and bearded face.

 

"PROVE YOURSELF SUITABLE, WARRIOR! PLZKTHX!"

 

Strength attacks Head!

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Kto put head down and rushed foward, taking the blow full force to get closer to the eight-legged beast. He said a few strange words, and a rune on his axe started to glow. Part of the life force of the lizard was transferred back to the axe, and the mighty weapon started to crackle with electricity! He took a mighty swing, using his momentum to strike that much harder

 

Agility attacks agility

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The axe cleft against the Pink King's back legs with speed and strength. Each one quivering and buckling at the strike, causing the spider to topple over, rolling onto it's back. It's massive legs twitching and waving in the air. It's great eyes swirled with pain as it cried out at the blow.

 

"ITAI! OWOWOwowow!" This display, again, was too much. The very show of exaggerated pain seemed to add a metaphysical edge to the palpable cute which seemed to flow in waves from the creature.

 

Once again Kto found the very core of his being buffeted by the sight of Adorachnus Rex.

 

Body (Of Comedicly pained Cuteness) attacks Energy (Willpower)

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Adorachnus Rex's 2nd move: Strength attacks head

 

Attack succeeds causing average damage to Na-kar-kto.

 

Na-kar-kto's 2nd move: Agility attacks Agility

 

Attack succeeds causing minor damage to Adorachnus Rex

 

Adorachnus Rex's Health Status: Strong

Na-kar-kto's Health Status: Strong

 

(OOC) - I like the killing of the fawning Flut-Flut lizard scene. I love that it was fawning and it was a creative defense. That's all.

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Strength attacks head

 

"Damn cuteness" Kto mumbled under his breath. he tried to shake off its disconcerting effects and took a leap into the air, almost getting as high as the towers nearby.

 

"lets see how cute you are when you bleed"

 

he threw his axe straight down at Adorachnus's adorably hideous eight-eyed face,

sending himself flipping in the air form the force

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The enormous spider squeaked as it's eyes opened to see Kraktu-Mlo-tomo spinning end-over-end towards his brow. In an instant the sky lit up with florescent purple and a pair of pale blue-streaked pink beams flashed out from Adorachnus's front eyes (Similar beams streaking from his other eyes but none aimed in any true fashion, leaving only scores of blooming flowers in their wake) and struck the Axe in it's arch. Brilliantly petaled flora blossoming along it's head and shaft as the cute-rays took hold.

 

The axe continued it's spin, although now angled differently with the weight of the flowers, and struck the Pink King squarely in the forehead at it's terminus. The axe, instead of cleaving his pink flesh, illicited a resounding Bonk but still bit deeply enough to stick.

 

"AIEEEE!" The ancient beast squealed, shaking his massive head in an attempt to dislodge the axe.

 

Energy defends Head

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Mind (cunning ploy) attacks mind (hopefulley squishy parts)

 

When People saw Kto weilding Kraktu-Mlo-tomo, they tended to assume it was his only form of offense. like Adorachnus Rex assumed Kto throwing it at him was the main attack, and not a diversion.

 

which it was.

 

The growing crowd cried in horror as Kto and a spiked gauntlet came crashing down into their new spider friend, aiming for where Rex's head and abdomen met

the earth shook with the impact

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The dust curled out in all directions, a great cloud roiling out like the edge of a terrible storm. As it settled and the scene cleared, Kto stood atop Adorachnus's head as the great spiders legs trembled to hold it up. Purplish viscera bubbled up around the spiked gauntlet buried almost knuckle-deep in pink fur and chitin. A deep rumbling that sounded far too much like the purr of the sweetest tiger cub to be threatening began to rise up from the Spider Lord, although Kto had the feeling it was supposed to be a disgruntled growl.

 

The booming squeaks that followed all but confirmed his theories. "YOU HAS A CUNNING, WARRIOR. BUT THIS PLACE IS PRIMITIVE, THERE ARE NO TUBES HERE. YOUR PEOPLE ARE ALL HONOR AND NO FUNTIMES. HONOR IS NOT FOR MAKING THE SEXYTIMES!"

 

The thrumming rumble changed pitch, becoming a hum. The pink, almost translucent chitin of the spider seemed to glow from within. Sparkling in the light and almost causing Kto to wince. Somehow, the great beast was... growing cuter.

 

Charging Energy! ZOMG!

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Post fix Jutsu!

 

Strength attacks agility

 

Kto knew he was in trouble. The eight-eyed adorable monstrosity seemed to be growing even cuter than before, and Kto wasn't sure if even his iron (and manly) will could withstand succumbing to its personality. He rushed forward hoping to knock the foe off balance, ending up under Rex. He started hacking away at every leg his axe could reach, hoping his foe would fall before Kto was under its spell.

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Adorachnus Rex's 4th move: Energy Defends Head

 

Defense succeeds. No damage sustained from previous attack.

 

Na-kar-kto's 4th move: Mind attacks Head (mind)

 

Attack succeeds causing average damage to Adorachnus Rex

 

Na-kar-kto's Health Status: Stable

Adorachnus Rex's Health Status: Stable

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Adorachnus spun in place with the sort of grace that only a sixty foot tall spider who is having it's legs hacked at with a massive axe can achieve, squealing all the while. Dusk flying into the air as he skittered in place for a moment and then ran away. The stumbling, skittering, ow-ow-ow step of someone who has many legs but doesn't know which one to put weight on because they all hurt.

 

Turning, once he had put a fair amount of space between himself and the barbarian, he glared. He glared the fierce glare of someone who has been known to glare. Glaringly. In his booming, sweet voice he voiced his feelings quite adamantly.

 

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And, with that, the Great Pink King fired his lazers right at the Razorback's face.

 

Energy (TEH CUTE RAYS! SHOOP DA WOOP!) attacks Head (RIGHT IN DA FACE!)

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Strength attacks agility

 

Kto felt... lightheaded. He had expected to be blown into (and probably through) one of the walls behind him, but no, he just felt... happy.

 

Oh well

 

Kto started to laugh (a bit maniacly). The Beast had done something to his mind, but Kto didn't care. He saw now that he should be having more fun with this

 

"Oh Spiiiideeeerr! You CAN has mate. WITH MAH AXE!!!"

 

Kto laughed some more, and whipped Kraktu-Mlo-tomo on a trajectory with the legs on Adorachnus's left side. the blade curving slightly in the air in the air. Half disapointed and half relieved, Kto realized that he was regaining his senses, although the blast had still drained a lot out of him him

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Na-kar-kto's 5th move: Strength attacks Agility

 

Attack succeeds causing heavy damage

 

Adorachnus Rex's 6th move: Energy attacks Head

 

Attack succeeds causing average damage

 

Na-kar-kto's Health Status: Warning+

Adorachnus Rex's Health Status: Stable-

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"RAWR!"

 

The roar echoes through the Mithril Chambers of Kar. The Great Pink King rose from his stance into one of attack, his maw widening and his fangs extending as he let loose a hiss that sounded far more like a purr. His fangs... were those... yes, a pair of over-sized and mismatched buck-teeth. His raised forelegs swung, slamming against the spinning Axe and knocking it away. If it had not been before, It was evident now, Adorachnus was not a happy spider.

 

Strength defends Agility

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Mind attacks agility

 

"Kraktu-Mlo-tomo!"

Kto smiled as his blade appeared in hand. It was fairly apparent this creature did not enjoy getting his legs sliced. So how about crushed, thought Kto as he analyzed Adorachnus's position .

He started spinning in a circle like an olympic hammer thrower. when he released the axe it came out with a heavy curve. Kraktu-Mlo-tomo sliced through a chunk of a building on one side of the pink king and then curved into a tower on the other side. The ground started shaking more violently than before as an avalanche of stone came down on both sides of the spider

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Adorachnus shimmied as the weight of buildings came crashing around him. Stonework slamming into his many legs even as he moved through the avalanching rubble. He roared again in fury and pain.

 

"DO NOT WANT!"

 

Scrambling from the rising dust as purple-seeping lacerations crisscrossing limb and body and grumbling irritably he emerged glaring at Kto. Great pink eyes fixed on the Barbarian Lord he bolted forward with his fangs, as they were, bared. With another squealing exultation he bit into the great warrior in a last-ditch effort: Pouring all of himself into the bite as the most pure Adoratoxin known to reality.

 

"OM NOM NOM NOM!"

 

Body (Cute-o-venom) attacks Energy (ZER SOUL!)

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Strength attacks Mind

 

Kto roared in pain as he tore himself away from the horrendous (yet adorable) fangs. His eyes no longer saw any cuteness in the creature though. The bite had been the last straw, and Kto's eyes burned with both a righteous fury and unadulterated hatred.

 

"Kraktu-Mlo-tomo!"

 

His blade reappeared in hand, and runes flashed across each blade. Kto attempted to smash the axe into the beast's head with all his might, and what was left of the buildings behind them were shatttered by the blast

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Na-kar-kto's 7th move: Mind attacks Agility

 

Attack misses!

 

Adorachnus Rex's 8th move: Body attacks Energy

 

Attack succeeds causing heavy damage to Na-kar-kto.

 

 

Adorachnus Rex's Health Status: Warning+

Na-kar-kto's Health Status: Critical+

 

(OOC) We're finally etching away towards the end of this bout. I truly appreciate the complete respect both opponents showed towards each other in their writings. Continue on...Play smart! There's always a chance right till the last play.

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The Great Pink King stood the blow, the axe biting deep into his flesh as the force of the blow plowed him backwards. His eight limbs digging ruts into the ground, his wiry pink hairs flaring in the buffeting winds radiated from the point of impact. Purple-pink blood gushing down his mandibles and leaving a long trail between he and the Barbarian Lord. When he stopped, perhaps only from from slamming into the rubble of the destroyed buildings behind him, he was at least three body-lengths from Kto.

 

And still, he stood. Still his eyes glistened in the light, full of rage and hatred and determination. He had taken the blow and stood. He stood strong, he stood tall, and his mythic strength and size and power radiated from him. Deep from within his abdomen he laughed. Or, at least, Kto thought it was laughter and that laughter somehow chilled the barbarian to his very soul.

 

"ROFFLECOPTER!"

 

Body (Epic Toughness) attacks Energy (Willpowah!)

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strength defends energy

 

Kto dropped to his knees as the spiders overwhelming presence consumed him.

 

"There, is no way, in hell, that I'm going, down, like this"

"I WILL NOT BACK DOWN!!!"

 

Kto pushed himself back up and scanned the nearby crowd, chanting love songs to their new spider friend. He needed some sort of boost if he was to make it through. He smiled grimly when he confirmed none of them were Kar.

 

They were not his duty to protect. And his people needed him alive.

 

"survival of the fittest, friends"

 

Kto took his axe and sent it spinning into the crowd, the blade sending life force back to Kto as it decimated the crowd.

 

The few left standing just kept singing, blood spattered across their bodies

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Bloodied and bruised, beaten and angered, but still standing. Adorachnus Rex felt something snap inside of his tiny brain. This beast of a man, this barbarian slew his own kind to best him. This little mammal-thing had been battling him for what seemed like hours and continued to stand in the path towards his potential mate. Being a true romantic, the Pink King knew his match was out there somewhere and this fool stood in his way.

 

This. Would. Not. Do.

 

The ground trembled, grumbling with the strain of the battle that had been taking it's toll and with the sudden rise in pressure around the monstrous spider. The sickly purple light that rose into the air as his pink flesh began to glow and glisten, becoming oddly crystalline. Sparkling in the light as pink and blue flowers sprung up from the ground around him.

 

"RAWR! ALL YOUR PEEPLES IS BELONG TO ME NAO! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!"

 

And with that, searing hot-pink rays of cute began to fire forth from the spider's eyes. Striking indiscriminately and turning a dusty and crumbling world into a candycane-webbed wonderland of flowers and happiness.

 

Kto was pummeled and irradiated with the glowing pinkness, his own energy reserves assaulted relentlessly.

 

Energy attacks Energy

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Adorachnus Rex's 9th move: Body attacks Energy

 

Attack misses! Ohohohoho!

 

Na-kar-kto's 9th move: Strength defends

 

Defense succeeds, but really not needed...now was it?

 

Adorachnus Rex's Health Status: Warning-

Na-kar-kto's Health Status: Critical+

 

(OOC) I can't believe Opalord killed those innocents...brutal. Awesome! and a miss at such a critical point in the fight. Double awesome. I love this game.

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