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I wish I was as strong as Internet Chuck Norris.

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Granted, but your strength deteriorates with age.

 

I wish for power.

 

Granted, but with great power comes great responsibility, so people keep asking you to use your power to solve their problems.

 

I wish I had a mohawk like Mr. T's.

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Granted, but with great power comes great responsibility, so people keep asking you to use your power to solve their problems.

 

I wish I had a mohawk like Mr. T's.

 

Granted. But you will be killed in a mysterious fool pitying incident.

 

I wish for the power to use telekiesis

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Granted. But you will be killed in a mysterious fool pitying incident.

 

I wish for the power to use telekiesis

 

Granted, but you can't control it and you're crushed by one of the objects you're carrying.

 

I wish I had super speed.

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Granted, but you can't control it and you're crushed by one of the objects you're carrying.

 

I wish I had super speed.

 

Granted, but you cant stand the forces of your speed: you rip the flesh from you bones, and dislocate you joints painfully leaving yourself a twisted heap.

 

I wish I was a master of all forms of combat.

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Granted, but you cant stand the forces of your speed: you rip the flesh from you bones, and dislocate you joints painfully leaving yourself a twisted heap.

 

I wish I was a master of all forms of combat.

 

Granted, but in showing it off you bit more than you could chew and get killed by a large mob.

 

I wish I was the best friend of Deadpool.

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Granted, but in showing it off you bit more than you could chew and get killed by a large mob.

 

I wish I was the best friend of Deadpool.

 

Granted. The best 6 minutes of your life, followed by the last 3 minutes of your life.

 

I wish I had my own terminator(T-1000) programed to follow my orders

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Granted. The best 6 minutes of your life, followed by the last 3 minutes of your life.

 

I wish I had my own terminator(T-1000) programed to follow my orders

 

Granted.It malfunctions while after its target and now fights against you.

 

I wish I had cool black sunglasses.

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Granted, but they are heavy and vision-obscuring.

 

I wish for knowledge.

 

Granted, but your brain can't handle so much knowledge and explodes.

 

I wish I was a Zombie killing machine.

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Granted, but your brain can't handle so much knowledge and explodes.

 

I wish I was a Zombie killing machine.

 

Granted, but you get so into it you end up killing people by mistake and a mob goes after you.

 

I wish I had fitted suit of power armor.

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Granted, but you get so into it you end up killing people by mistake and a mob goes after you.

 

I wish I had fitted suit of power armor.

Granted but you run out of energy

 

I wish I can be insane(like joker)

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Granted but you run out of energy

 

I wish I can be insane(like joker)

 

Granted, but you're punt in an asylum. Duh!

 

I wish I had an electric ferret as a pet.

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Granted, but you realize your allergic and Chuck Norris comes out your ass.

 

I wish for the infinite torment of humanity including myself.

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Granted, but you realize your allergic and Chuck Norris comes out your ass.

 

I wish for the infinite torment of humanity including myself.

Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

 

I wish summer break lasted forever.

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Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

 

I wish summer break lasted forever.

 

Granted, but the lack of academic knowledge eventually turns the world into this:

Idiocracy

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Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

 

I wish summer break lasted forever.

Granted,but it will be hot at 100 degrees an counting until, the land is dry and rain come in three years and lasts 2 months.

 

I wish Ibuki and Makoto are replaced by Q and Oro in Super Street Fighter 4.

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Granted, but the lack of academic knowledge eventually turns the world into this:

Idiocracy

D*** IT!

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Granted,but it will be hot at 100 degrees an counting until, the land is dry and rain come in three years and lasts 2 months.

 

I wish Ibuki and Makoto are replaced by Q and Oro in Super Street Fighter 4.

 

Granted, but they're joke characters.

 

I wish John McCain was president.

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Granted, but they're joke characters.

 

I wish John McCain was president.

 

Granted...he kicks the bucket out of shock.President Palin?

 

I wish our world used Warhammer 40000 weapons in combat.

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Granted...he kicks the bucket out of shock.President Palin?

 

I wish our world used Warhammer 40000 weapons in combat.

 

The world blows up from the warfare.

 

I wish I could fly.

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The world blows up from the warfare.

 

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, you fly to close to the upper atmosphere,pass out and fall to your death.

 

I wish I was a werewolf with control of my wolf form.

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Granted, you fly to close to the upper atmosphere,pass out and fall to your death.

 

I wish I was a werewolf with control of my wolf form.

 

Granted, but an angsty vampire kills you.

 

I wish I had control over space and time.

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Granted, but an angsty vampire kills you.

 

I wish I had control over space and time.

Granted but upon first activating your powers you accidently create un dissipating strange matter enveloping the universe and all of exsistence.

 

I wish nothing had ever exsisted.

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