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A rewrite of Back Issues: Martial Mayhem Round 3


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This was something that I was hoping to do for a while, going into back issues lost in time and write how they would play out. Considering that it may not be long before the site closes down, I might as well do these sooner rather than later. Here is one of them:

Jacky Bryant: So how are you able to kill people with your breasts?

 

B. Orchid: Oh, that’s simple. You just need to…

 

Cameraman: And we’re live.

 

B. Orchid: Another time. Now welcome to Round Three of the Khazanian Olympics. I’m your scourge of Ultratech Black Orchid.

 

Jacky Bryant: Yeah! And I’m your indy car driver with the need for speed Jacky Bryant. Our fighters have finally made their way over to the arena so we can get this show on the road.

 

Black Orchid: Slow down there hot shot. We still need to get a read on the comments to see who they have their bets on.

 

Jacky Bryant: Aww man.

 

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Jacky Bryant: And that’s over with. Now we can… why do Scorpion and Sub-Zero look like they’re staring daggers at Ryu?

 

B. Orchid: Oh they’re just pissed off over losing to him. Doubly because they’re not competing. That happens a lot here. Don’t get me started with the looks Chun-Li and Sonya keep giving me...

 

Jacky Bryant: Oh and it looks like everyone’s getting into their fighting stances.

 

B. Orchid: Ryu, Liu Kang and Taki seem to be the most calm. Still, the ninja’s eyes are darting back in forth trying to assess the situation Forest has a lot to prove as the youngest one. He looks loose, but I can see a hint of nervousness in him.

 

Jacky Bryant: And look at Terry with that grin. That’s my kind of guy. And… wait is Felicia chasing a butterfly?

 

B. Orchid: Hold on. Let me check her her profile. It says here that she likes nice people, singing, dancing and typical cat stuff. And… she hates fighting.

 

Jacky Bryant: …

 

B. Orchid: …

 

Jacky Bryant: WHY THE HELL IS SHE EVEN IN THIS MATCH?!

 

B. Orchid: It’s weird, but I heard those Darkstalker monsters can be vicious if provoked… and the signal has been made. And Taki immediately goes after Law. Probably thinks he’s an easy target.

 

Jacky Bryant: And look at Terry facing Ryu. He has his hand pointing at the world warrior, gesturing him on.

 

Terry: Hey come on! Come on!

B. Orchid: And Ryu’s going after him! The two hope for a repeat of the Mark of the Millennium.

 

Jacky Bryant: Liu Kang… hasn’t moved from his spot yet.

 

B. Orchid: Probably waiting to make his move.

 

Jacky Bryant: Back to more interesting news, Taki’s trying to turn Law into a pin cusion, going for multiple jabs.

 

B. Orchid: Law steps back, but not getting much space.

 

Jacky Bryant: Feint! Law finds and opening with a straight left to the chest. Sends her back.

 

B. Orchid: Law backflips, looking to end this early!
 

Jacky Bryant: Ninja girl sidesteps… and lands two slashes on the chest. First blood goes to Taki.

 

B. Orchid: Meanwhile Terry’s leaping right into Ryu!
 

Terry: Crapshoot!

 

Jacky Bryant: Ryu parries! Throws him away to the other side.

 

B. Orchid: Ryu’s setting up the zoning game, peltering the place with plasma.

 

Ryu: Hadoken! Hadoken!

 

Jacky Bryant: Terry seems unphased, sidestepping and jumping through the maze.

 

B. Orchid: It looks like those first strike were all Taki needed. Law looks off balanced and can’t stop all the slashes hitting him.

 

Jacky Bryant: That inexperience with weapons is taking it’s toll. Only a matter of time till… Liu Kang with a flying kick out of nowhere! Taki goes flying!
 

B. Orchid: It was his plan all along. Bidding his time for the perfect time to strike. Now he’s going after law.

 

Jacky Bryant: And Law’s holding his own! Kang underestimated the kid’s skills.

 

B. Orchid: I wonder if it’s due to dabbling with Jeet Kune Doo.

 

Jacky Bryant: Eh, Kang is more of a Jun Fan kind of guy, but they are similar enough. I should know.

 

B. Orchid: Sure you do. And Felicia… is still playing with that butterfly. She seems completely out of it. Not even her personal fans cheering her on can do anything about it.

 

Jacky Bryant: I told them they should have done with Demitri

 

B. Orchid: And get hit with Midnight Bliss? I’d rather get burned in lava. Now would be a good time to introduce guest analysis Ryu Hayabusa standing by. So what do you think of the fight so far.

 

Ryu Hayabasa: I respect every person in that ring, but I’ve known Taki for years. She share’s my sentient in showing no mercy for her competitors and will do whatever necessary to win. See her plan her next move already.

 

Jacky Bryant: Hey, she’s gone. Where did she…

 

B. Orchid: Zooming straight into the chest of Kang with a clear jab! Both end up dragging along the ground!

 

Jacky Bryant: The monk pushes her away and gets up.

 

B. Orchid: Big mistake! Law launches him with a back flip kick and lands three more kinds to push him away.

 

Jacky Bryant: But he gets a taste of his own medicine! Ninja Cannon sends him back!

 

B. Orchid: Kang’s back on his feet, sends pillars of fire at Taki.

 

Jacky Bryant: Too easy! Taki dances around like it’s nothing.

 

B. Orchid: And Terry make things close in personal! Jump kick at the face.

 

Jacky Bryant: Blocked. Ryu returns fire with two jabs and a hadoken.

 

B. Orchid: And Terry dashes towards the world warrior in response!

 

Terry: Burn Knuckle!

 

Jacky Bryant: Ooh. Ryu barely had time to block that, pushing him way back.

 

B. Orchid: But it gave him some much needed distance. He’s tucking his hands into chest, charging plasma between his hands.

 

Jacky Bryant: And Terry just grins! I’m loving it!

 

B. Orchid: The audience has hushed up… waiting for Ryu’s move.

 

Ryu: Shinku Hadoken!

 

Jacky Bryant: How will Terry…

 

Terry: Power Geysah!

 

Arena BOOOM.

 

B. Orchid: ...think… back.

 

Jacky Bryant: Amazing… anyone… still standing?

 

B. Orchid: I see Law… and he’s down and not moving. He’s likely down and out.

 

Jacky Bryant: And he’s the only one. Incredible! All our other competitors are either still standing or trying to.

 

B. Orchid: Even Felicia… oh no. There’s no way that butterfly survived that blast.

 

Jacky Bryant: Dude, it looks like that pissed her off.

 

Felicia: You… YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OD MEANIES!!

 

B. Orchid: Of course. The only thing she hates more than fighting is mean people.

 

Jacky Bryant: And there she goes! Clawing at Taki from all directions faster than we can even blink.

 

B. Orchid: And she’s tossing that bloody mess straight at Terry!

 

Terry: Are you okay? Buster Wolf!

 

Jacky Bryant: No remorse from Terry as he blasts Taki away with Gaia energy. No getting up from that one.

 

B. Orchid: And Felicia has her next target.

 

Felicia: You! YOU DID THIS!

 

Jacky Bryant: Whoa, Felicia’s rolling along. Sonic would be proud.

 

Terry: Power Dunk!

 

B. Orchid: Terry hopes to meet it with his fists… too slow!

 

Jacky Bryant: Cat girl’s clawing him up up from behind. Terry’s trying to tag her but she’s too fast!

 

B. Orchid: It’s a bloodbath! Terry’s bleeding all over and struggling to stand! And Felicia rolling throws him right into the crowd.

 

Jacky Bryant: What a turn of events! I had no idea she had all that pent up anger in her.

 

B. Orchid: Ryu and Liu Kang are giving each other. Seems like teaming up’s their best chance now. Now seems like a good time to check on our other correspondent Ky Kiske.

 

Ky Kiske: Thank you. I’m more than happy to fill in for that miscreant Sol Badguy who didn’t show up.

 

B. Orchid: …you didn’t need to bring that up.

Ky Kiske: Oh but I will. How he’s so popular I’ll never know.

 

B. Orchid: So the match.

 

Ky Kiske: Right. Despite this current episode, I believe that Felicia is a good creature. But everyone has their breaking point. And that can often make all the difference between…

 

Sol Badguy: Hey little boy. If you got a problem with me. Why don’t you say that to my face?

 

Ky Kiske: Excuse me for a moment.

 

Jacky Bryant: Nice! A bonus fight! Someone put cameras on the two.

 

B. Orchid: One fight at a time. Seems like Ryu and Liu Kang has Felicia between them. Cat guy’s turning her head towards each of them.

 

Jacky Bryant: Liu Kang won’t let her decided. He lands a series of bicycle kicks to her face. And Ryu lands a solid hit to her face as well!
 

Ryu: Tatsumaki Senpūkyaku!

 

B. Orchid: Felicia gets knocked down.

 

Jacky Bryant: Alliance’s over too. Liu Kang sends Ryu flying with an uppercut. Goes in with the Flying Dragon Kick!

 

Ryu: Shoryuken!

 

B. Orchid: Ryu answers back with an uppercut on his own.

 

Jacky Bryant: But the monk’s throwing fire at Ryu in mid air!
 

B. Orchid: Ryu rolls out of the way! Lays fire of his own.

 

Jacky Bryant: Kang lands on his feet in time and jumps out of the way.

 

B. Orchid: Ryu’s stopped firing and rushes in… Felicia slashes him from out of nowhere!

 

Jacky Bryant: The cat just keeps coming back. Ryu lands hard! Liu Kang draws his Dragon Sword.

 

B. Orchid: Too slow. Felicia’s already on top of him with slashes all over his body Kang crumples to the ground!

 

Jacky Bryant: Now cat girl’s leaping into the air! Her foot’s gonna land straight at Ryu’s face! I don’t think he sees it coming!

 

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Ryu: Shin Shoryuken!

 

B. Orchid: Incredible reflexes! Ryu lands a devastating uppercut to Felicia’s chin! She goes flying into the stands!
 

Jacky Bryant: And the referees are calling this one. It didn’t go the way I thought it would, but that was still fun as hell.

 

B. Orchid: With that we have our final entrant in the finals. It will be Snake Eyes, Ranma and Ryu taking on each other in the finals. This is B. Orchid, and that was Jacky Bryant. We’re signing off!

 

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