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7:1 - Imhotep vs. Azazel (Fallen)

MATCH SCORE
Imhotep: 9
Azazel (Fallen): 4

7:1 - Barney Stinson vs. Scott Pilgrim

MATCH SCORE
Barney Stinson: 5
Scott Pilgrim: 6

7:1 - The Thing (John Carpenter) vs. The Djinn

MATCH SCORE
The Thing (John Carpenter): 9
The Djinn: 5

7:1 - Arya Stark vs. Son Goten

MATCH SCORE
Arya Stark: 8
Son Goten: 3

7:1 - Zabu vs. Abu (Disney)

MATCH SCORE
Zabu: 2
Abu (Disney): 10

7:1 - White Tigerzord vs. Hedorah

MATCH SCORE
White Tigerzord: 3
Hedorah: 10

7:1 - Medamatcha vs. Magneto

MATCH SCORE
Medamatcha: 6
Magneto: 7

7:1 - The Spirit (Rin Yamaoka) vs. Michael Myers

MATCH SCORE
The Spirit (Rin Yamaoka): 11
Michael Myers: 2

7:1 - Emperor Palpatine vs. Unstoppable Wasp (Nadia Van Dyne)

MATCH SCORE
Emperor Palpatine: 4
Unstoppable Wasp (Nadia Van Dyne): 10

7:1 - Biollante vs. Gipsy Danger

MATCH SCORE
Biollante: 10
Gipsy Danger: 2

7:1 - Lelouch Lamperouge vs. Brainiac 5

MATCH SCORE
Lelouch Lamperouge: 2
Brainiac 5: 11

7:1 - Hellhounds vs. Santa Claus (Santa's Slay)

MATCH SCORE
Hellhounds: 8
Santa Claus (Santa's Slay): 4

7:1 - Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot vs. Space Godzilla

MATCH SCORE
Johnny Sokko And His Flying Robot: 3
Space Godzilla: 7

7:1 - Michael Jackson (Moonwalker) vs. Penn And Teller

MATCH SCORE
Michael Jackson (Moonwalker): 9
Penn And Teller: 3

7:1 - Stewie Griffin vs. Dexter

MATCH SCORE
Stewie Griffin: 5
Dexter: 8

7:1 - The Invisible Woman vs. Carol Danvers

MATCH SCORE
The Invisible Woman: 10
Carol Danvers: 4

7:1 - Lip vs. Jack-Jack Parr

MATCH SCORE
Lip: 4
Jack-Jack Parr: 6

7:1 - Ruby (Supernatural) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt

MATCH SCORE
Ruby (Supernatural): 1
Lestat de Lioncourt: 9

7:1 - Invincible vs. The Death Star

MATCH SCORE
Invincible: 9
The Death Star: 4

7:1 - Haggar (Voltron) vs. The Silver Surfer

MATCH SCORE
Haggar (Voltron): 3
The Silver Surfer: 10

7:1 - Ultraman vs. Dragonzord

MATCH SCORE
Ultraman: 8
Dragonzord: 5

Eliot vs. Josie Rizal

MATCH SCORE
Eliot: 6
Josie Rizal: 0

All-New All-Different Avengers vs. The Daleks

MATCH SCORE
All-New All-Different Avengers: 4
The Daleks: 1

Katie Ka-Boom vs. Minerva Mink

MATCH SCORE
Katie Ka-Boom: 4
Minerva Mink: 3

Bo-Katan Kryze vs. Pre Vizsla

MATCH SCORE
Bo-Katan Kryze: 5
Pre Vizsla: 0

UMPIRE

4:1 - The Hamburglar vs. Red Forman

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SEASON 4, ROUND 1

The Hamburglar

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about The Hamburglar at Wikipedia
Official Site: McDonalds



Red Forman

Slot: The Team's Greatest Liability
Season Wins: 0
Season Losses: 0
Fantasy Team Page
Read more about Red Forman at Wikipedia
Official Site: Fox Broadcasting Company



Battle Terrain
Boxing Contest

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Omg, this is hilarious. The image of these two boxing will stay with me for awhile.

As for a winner, if Red Forman isn't allowed to put his foot up Hamburglar's ass, then he loses. Sorry Red, boxing ain't your thing.

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"Boy, you best get your zebra stripe costumed ass outta this ring in 10...9...8..." 

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Red would definitely beat the Hamburglar in a boxing match. He's absolutely not in his peak anymore, but he did punch out an army guy who was hitting on Kitty back at the Korean War Dance? Or something like that? Whatever it is, I'm going with him. At least I know he can punch, I don't even know if Hamburglar can do that.

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Red will take one look at his opponent and think he is not only a criminal but also probably a stoner due to the large amounts of food he is hoarding, This will make him think of his own slacker son and the rage at the potential of Eric growing up to a burger thief is all the motivation Red needs.

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There are definitely scenarios in the Slot where I would give the nod to Hamburglar over Red.

But this is not that scenario.

Red KO's the Hamburglar. 

Then, as Red stands over Hamburglar's unconscious body looking down at it, he says softly .... "Dumb Ass".

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Hamburglar is about to read a little book Red's foot wrote, it's called "On the Road to In Your Ass".

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UMPIRE, you have now earned your fifth like. :D 

As for the match, after seeing what Red can do when motivated, I'm convinced that the only way Hamburglar could win is if there were McDonald's Big Macs on the line, and given Hamburglar's track record, even that is iffy.

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OMG, this is actually perfect too, as Hamburglar was created in 1971, I can see this being an actually 70's Show episode. 😄.

That being said, the consensus here likely speaks truth, Red wins this pretty easily.

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I'm still sticking with Red Forman loses just based on my joke about how he can't put his foot up anyone's ass in a boxing match.

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Match Final Results

The Hamburglar: 8
Red Forman: 15

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