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Match 14639 Superman vs. Son Goku

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"Dude, I'm going to miss this place. We fought like 28765 times. We had a dance contest and hell, one time I think we had an eating contest." Superman said while cracking open a beer.


"Lulz, yeah we had some fun, remember when the dude who's making us talk right now made us have a rap battle?" Goku said then takes a drink

 

"Oh yeah!" Superman says almost spitting out his beer as he remembered the amazing rap battle. "That was for the 10.000th post in CBUB and some DOUCHEBAG had to go and ruin it!" His eyes glow red as he uses as he glares at Nova through his computer.

 

"Yeah, that snarker is a snarker. What are we supposed to do? Regardless of what people say, they love talking about us! You want to have a rap battle again?" Goku says as he finishes off his beer

 

"No" Superman says while finishing his beer, grbs one for himself and throws one to goku. Goku catches the beer and takes a drink before he talks

 

"Drinking contest?"

 

"Nah, I'm getting hammered regardless what we do." Supes says

 

"I bet I have a bigger penis than you" Goku says with a smile

 

"You're really going that route Kakarot?" Supes says with a suspicious look on his face

 

"Good point. Wanna try to do a fusion dance with me?" Goku says again with a smile

 

"You want to see how big my penis is then you want to dance with me and become one? You wanna get something off your chest during this last match Goku?" Supes says with the same suspicious smile

 

"Lets go harpooning!" Goku screams

 

"Harpooning?" Supes says once again with that same suspicious smile

 

"Harpooning is when we go to the bar and we have a contest on who can landed the fattest chick there! Hence the play on harpooning!" Goku says with a childish grin and giggle

 

"I'm already half wasted, lets do this." Supes says

 

WHO CAN GET THE MOST WHALES AT THE BAR?>???>>>?

 

 

 

#CBUBlastmatch #SupesVSGoku #dancenaked #bephenomenal #Novaruinedthe10000thMatch #hashtag #anotherhashtag




 

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Heh, interesting ... 

 

The honorable guy with smarts vs. the honorable, gullible guy. Picking up ... um ... emotionally vulnerable women, this could probably go either way. Gotta think about this one. 

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Very funny short setup and had me laughing. The proper last match for these two. Gotta go with the Man of Steel here.

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