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Match 13330 Pit vs. Hercules

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Pit slowly worked his eyes open. He found himself in a strange gorge.

It was completely grey, foggy, and rocky. He couldn't remember what

had happened. All he remembered was that he was flying through

Skyworld. Palutena was acting a little strange, because she was vowing

vengeance against the humans. Something Pit never believed Palutena

would do and he wouldn't have it. He flew as fast and forcefully as he

could to break through the forcefield, and in what seemed like a split

second, Pit saw black.


"Where am I?" Pit asked.


He darted toward the edge to see a gargantuous, purple dragon-like



"What the heck is that thing?" Pit asked himself.


Then, he saw a buff man with red hair, a brown headband, and an orange

plate of armor, who was in fierce combat with the beast.


"Lady Palutena? Viridi? Hades?" Pit called out. No answer. No advice

from Palutena, no nagging from Viridi, no torment from Hades. Pit was

getting a bit lonely.


"Answer me! Someone! Please say something!" Pit wailed. "I don't care who I end up talking to...I just

want to be able to speak to someone. Heck, I don't even care if it's

Hades laughing at me again. Wow...never thought I'd start to miss that."


During the battle with the purple being, the man was eaten alive. The

crowd gasped. Philoctetes was devastated. He's lost another warrior-in-

training. Hades on the other hand was ecstatic. Now nothing would

stand in his way of finally taking control of Olympus, and the universe.


"That man's in trouble!!" cried Pit as he flew down to action.


Pit split his bow into two semi-daggers and cut through the Hydra's

head. The crowd started mumbling loudly.


"Great, Pit." he mumbled to himself. "Might as well have just rescued

a digested appetizer."


Lo, and behold, Hercules staggered out of the Hydra's slit neck.


"WHAT??" Hades cried out in great anger, his pale blue skin becoming a

furious red, the blue flames on his scalp changing the same color and

roaring like a hungry lion. "That puny, winged rat!! Is he another one of

Daddy's little boys?"


Hercules couldn't believe it himself, but his emotions were mutual

with Hades. He wasn't yelling like Hades, but he grabbed Pit by the

collar, slammed him into the rocky walls and gave him a very stern look.


"That thing was mine." Hercules hissed.


"I guess you must be grateful for me saving your skin from being

devoured like a chicken dinner." Pit retorted.


Herc's grimace got angrier as his grip on Pit's neck strengthened.


Pit kicked Herc in the groin. He went down to his knees as Pit broke free.


"Oh! Sorry....I was....aiming for the gut." chuckled Pit. He really

was telling the truth, but Herc was even angrier than before.


"Yeah! YEAH! Get 'em, Herc!" cried Hades. "Show angelboy who's



Pit took a look at him. He looked different than the Hades he knew. He

wasn't cracking jokes, or talking in a British accent, or rambling on

about how souls taste like bacon. Also, his skin looked a pale

blue color.


"Wow, Hades." Pit said. "You don't look too good. Sore throat? The

flu? Maybe you should get some --"


Pit felt Herc's fist against his jaw, which felt like a speeding

cannonball. Pit flew into the wall swiftly like a shooting star, and

the impact was so great, the rocky wall of the gorge crumbled up. The

Hydra had just grown two more heads and felt like a million bucks, but

it was short-lived. He was crushed and buried in the avalanche of

rocks that toppled on top of him.


After lifting a big rock off himself, Pit ran at Hercules, firing

arrows as he went. Herc knocked the arrows away, but one got him in

the chest. It was powerful enough to push him backward, but he removed

it from his chest and resumed charging. Pit put his bow into melée

mode and the battle commenced.


Hades sat back on his throne and was snacking on a basket of popcorn.


"And the benches...are....emptied."


Who will win in this Olympic fight to the finish?

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I'm pretty sure Hercules crushes Pit, if he can get his hands on him.

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IF is a key word here. Considering that Viridi and Hades are both referenced in the set up this is Uprising Pit. He's a lot tougher than his previous incarnations. Disney Herc is a lot weaker and only has God mode once.


Pit can take him.

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i'm inclined to think that hercules could beat pit to a pulp if he ever got hold of him but not sure about this version of pit never played the game so ill reserve judgement till i hear more

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Hercules is incredibly strong and durable, i highly doubt Pit can hurt him enough to win.

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Hercules is incredibly strong and durable, i highly doubt Pit can hurt him enough to win.


Only at the end of the movie did he get his incredibly strong and durable feats. This is prior. Just after the Hydra fight. He's drained after that fight.

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I'm going with Pit, Disney's hercules is probably the weakest and least intelligent incarnation of Hercules.


Uprising Pit, is agile and can take a pounding.

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