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Marvel Man

Worst Comic Book Covers

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I'll start it.

 

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...Wow....Just...wow.

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*feels that many of the "good" covers in the other thread are considerably lamer than these*

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*feels that many of the "good" covers in the other thread are considerably lamer than these*

 

All except Treach's covers. ^_^

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I dunno, some of these have a kind of B-Movie hilarity to them. MORE BURGERS OM NOM NOM NOM

 

The kids don't get that kind of charm. Absurdity, camp, and non-pop-culture humor is beyond them. They have to have their comics either in full-blown angst/serious mode or in bite-sized Family Guy-styled humor.

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I see your crappy covers and raise you...

 

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Is it just me or did the guy on the first cover piss his pants.

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The kids don't get that kind of charm. They have to have their comics either in full-blown angst/serious mode or in bite-sized Family Guy-styled humor.

 

Exhibit A

 

Is it just me or did the guy on the first cover piss his pants.

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I understand both forms of humor seeing that I'm young and I still have an appretiation for the old style comedy but I still find new age comedy more hillarious and I'm serious did he piss his pants cause it looks a lot like it.

Yes I'm poorly defending myself.

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You want bad, I'll show you bad.

 

My god, check out the chest on Captain America #1 by the infamous Rob Suckfeld!! Double DD maybe, possibly larger?

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Too many wrongs on this cover for Captain America #2. Let's see, floating female head...WTF!?!? Floating arm...DOUBLEWTF!?!? Cap trying to pass a kidney stone? Flesh eating virus attacking his neck? Itty bitty head, great big body. His foots lodged up his arse. Captain America's bedhead look? Did somebody tape Caps shield to his arm? Is it getting warped by the sun? What's with the Michael Jackson nose. Horrible! Horrible! Horrible!

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Alright, it's time for me to scrape the bottom of the sh*t bag of comics.

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The Fantastic Four cover was indeed the worst. It hurts my eyes. That's back when they were doing all those cheap gimmick covers: Glow in the dark, prisms, holograms and everybody had big guns. Please tell me why Sue needs a gun?

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Alright, it's time for me to scrape the bottom of the sh*t bag of comics.

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Superman undressing for a child laying in bed. Huh. I'd be scared sh#tless and crying too.

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Superman undressing for a child laying in bed. Huh. I'd be scared sh#tless and crying too.

That was my first reaction when I saw this cover. Guess ol' Supes likes 'em young after all.

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That was my first reaction when I saw this cover. Guess ol' Supes likes 'em young after all.

Which explains his creepy "stare at kid from outside window" scene from Superman Returns...

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Which explains his creepy "stare at kid from outside window" scene from Superman Returns...

Nah, that's just Supes realizing that it's ok to be super powerful and have a bastardized son that he will never take care of.

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I love Rob Liefeld because he makes me believe that someday - even though my drawings lack proper perspective, drapery and feet - I can get rich drawing comics too!

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