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Rule 1: NO NOMINATING YOUR OWN QUOTE

Rule 2: Quotes have to come from #cbub irc chat. Not from the boards, real life, movies, video games, or anywhere else!

Rule 3: NO NOMINATING YOUR OWN QUOTE!!!!

 

*edit* RULE 4: Quotes only! No commentary!

Aaand, begin.

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<Zeus> Stupid

<Zeus> Nothing can taste stupid

<Bobisbeast> Crazykid?

<Zeus> I

<Zeus> Good point

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<Skaar> Spiderman never *vulgarity*s it up.

<Skaar> Shit writing does.

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<Zreth_DnD> I am a giant pink and luminous Panda god who farts out jelly beans

<KWolf> I believe that...explains alot really

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<HWFM> If anyone is going to make him cry, it is GONNA BE ME!!!

<Skaar> NOT IF I KICK HIM IN THE NADS FIRST!

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Talking about Mass Effect 2

 

<Evan> But Jack still has the most impressive entrance.

 

<Ethan> PAWNCHING a Heavy Mech...

 

<Evan> Three of them IIRC

 

<Ethan> I only saw her pwn one, the two were... not seen being pwned.

 

<Evan> But they were wrecked when we arrived, so assuming.

 

<Ethan> There weren't bodies...

 

<Evan> ...Then where the *vulgarity* do you think they went?

 

<Ethan> THE GAME CONSUMED THEM.

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<Matthew> What do you guys think of my version of 6?

<Ethan> 6 NEEDS TO DIE.

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<Ethan> A Whore with thirty six strains of STD viruses

 

<zeus> thats why his pain is greater.

 

<zeus> ...

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<KWolf93> I know how to push yer buttons

Ethan stabs Kevin's buttons.

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<Ethan> How the *vulgarity* do you befriend a rabid creature?

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<Zreth> Sky you weren't suppose ta tell

 

<sky> tell what?

 

<Zreth> Now my plots and scheming has been murdered

 

<sky> what?

 

<Zreth> It's like you just grabbed an aluminum bat and beat it in the face again and again.

 

<Zreth> And it was like all

 

<sky> sorry?

 

<sky> zreth what did I do

 

<Zreth> "AHHH please stop it hurts! Oh My God my ribs.......EEK my scap it's tearing of AHH. Please don't kill me I have a wife and kids..." Pulls out wallet. "See this is jum he just turned 7 *Sob* please......let me go augghh........My legs ah my legs...*Glurrk* *Glahkkek*"

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*** Tarv_ joined #cbub

 

*** Tarv quit (Ping timeout)

 

*** Tarv_ is now known as Tarv

 

<Methos> tarvii

 

<Bobisbeast> Yo Tarv

 

<Force> I don't think tarv is listening...

 

Tarv bites Force's head off

 

<Tarv> RARGH

 

<Force> NOO!

 

Force fumbles around for head.

 

<Methos> there's a joke right there... screaming to be shared...

 

<Methos> instead of leaving him fumbling around for it, someone give the man some head

 

<Methos> not it!

 

Force is dso disgusted, he regenerates his head. The one that goes on top of his neck. above his torso.

 

<Bobisbeast> not the one on your shoulder?

 

<Methos> if the one on top of your neck, is different from the one on your shoulder. then i already know more about you than i Ever wanted to know...

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kwolf tranqs ehtan

 

<Ethan> Poor Ehtan.

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<Methos> whoa, i look away for 15 minutes and this place is suddenly buzzing with activity.

Ethan buzzes

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<treacherous> Don't mind me...I'm idling.

 

<Ivan> idling in chat is like masturbating at an orgy

 

<Ivan> you might as well hurry up and get off

 

<Ivan> because you're not being of any use

 

<Ivan> to anyone but yourself

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18:54 Skir Some people can punch 7+ times per second

18:54 Ivan and some people can type faster than they can think

18:54 Methos most of cbub for example :D

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<Ivan> man I want to make a Tron/ReBoot/Matrix/Lain/Lawnmower Man match

 

<Ivan> but then again I took a solemn vow not to make CBUB fights

 

<Ivan> and not to comment on CBUB matches

 

<Ethan> Or else you lose your privileges of the Electric Ferret Concubines? :D

 

<Ivan> There's only one electricferret concubine

 

<Ivan> and once you become a level 34 asshole they tell you her name

 

<Ethan> I think Evan's a level 33 asshole.

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Canis is hoping that having uninstalled and reinstalled firefox will make it stop crashing.

 

*** Canis quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

 

<Kain_boa> aye

 

<Ethan> LOL

 

<Ethan> Ironic indeed.

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HWFM pokes Ethan in the belly.

 

HWFM pokes all but the admins.

 

Zeus pokes back

 

*** HWFM was kicked by Ivan (Ivan)

 

<Ivan> sometimes I poke too hard

 

<Ivan> come back HWFM

 

*** HWFM joined #cbub

 

<HWFM> Why was I kicked?

 

<Ivan> I was just teasing

 

<Ivan> because you poked the admins

 

<HWFM> I spared the admins.

 

<Ivan> oh HAHAHA

 

Ivan can't READ

 

<Zeus> :mellow:

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<Skir> How's Griffball in Reach? I played it sometimes in H3, but how does it play in the new game?

 

<Ethan> Pretty fun.

 

<Ethan> Except that your teammates kill you more often than the enemies do.

 

<Evan> I said I was sorry.

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<Zeus> Chinese spawn in groups, it has yet again been proven.

 

<Zeus> Cbubers*

 

<Zeus> damn autofill

 

<Zreth> heh

 

<Zeus> My autofill fails, that has been proven as well

 

<Zreth> Your autofill is very racist

 

<Zeus> Yep

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<Nesh> Well that takes some set-up, you see when I was younger, I had this anime dream team six guys, from different shows, I called it the Alliance. Basically an origin story for the team.

 

<Nesh> Goku, Yusuke Uremeshi, Yugi Moto (Has the ability to use his cards as if they were real because of shadow magic.) Ash Ketchum, Kenshin Himura and Domon Kasshu (Burning Gundam.)

 

<nitpick_man> nice

 

<nitpick_man> its like the anime LXG

 

<nitpick_man> if your not dead set on the roster, you could always swap one out for someone else

 

<Nesh> There's no one else to swap him out for, you else could possibly be worthy.

 

<Nesh> cause I'm not thowing in non-stealthy ninja or rubber pirates.

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