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Tournament - The Kraken (Clash of the Titans) vs. Midgard Serpent

MATCH SCORE
The Kraken (Clash of the Titans): 2
Midgard Serpent: 3

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Siegfried vs. Gill

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Siegfried: 4
Gill: 1

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Michelangelo (Mirage) vs. Michelangelo (2012)

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Michelangelo (Mirage): 7
Michelangelo (2012): 0

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Cybermen (Mondasian) vs. April O'Neil

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Cybermen (Mondasian): 3
April O'Neil: 0

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11:6 - Doogie Howser vs. Beverly Crusher

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Doogie Howser: 1
Beverly Crusher: 10

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11:6 - The Derelict (LV-426) vs. Penny (Inspector Gadget)

MATCH SCORE
The Derelict (LV-426): 8
Penny (Inspector Gadget): 4

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11:6 - Catwoman vs. Arsene Lupin III

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Catwoman: 2
Arsene Lupin III: 9

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11:6 - Tinker Bell vs. Princess Aurora

MATCH SCORE
Tinker Bell: 8
Princess Aurora: 4

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11:6 - Batman (Richard Grayson) vs. Leonardo (TMNT)

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Batman (Richard Grayson): 3
Leonardo (TMNT): 8

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11:6 - Neal Caffrey vs. Dominic Toretto

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Neal Caffrey: 10
Dominic Toretto: 2

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11:6 - The Death Star vs. Ron Stoppable

MATCH SCORE
The Death Star: 4
Ron Stoppable: 10

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11:6 - Anna Of Arendelle vs. Belle (Disney)

MATCH SCORE
Anna Of Arendelle: 12
Belle (Disney): 4

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11:6 - Carlton Banks vs. Konohagakure

MATCH SCORE
Carlton Banks: 10
Konohagakure: 2

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11:6 - Tiana (Disney) vs. Pocahontas

MATCH SCORE
Tiana (Disney): 3
Pocahontas: 10

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11:6 - Raphael (TMNT) vs. Lady Shiva

MATCH SCORE
Raphael (TMNT): 5
Lady Shiva: 9

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11:6 - Snake-Eyes vs. Raiden (Metal Gear)

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Snake-Eyes: 4
Raiden (Metal Gear): 6

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11:6 - Shinobi (Joe Musashi) vs. Michelangelo (1987)

MATCH SCORE
Shinobi (Joe Musashi): 6
Michelangelo (1987): 3

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11:6 - Sir John Falstaff vs. Vice City

MATCH SCORE
Sir John Falstaff: 10
Vice City: 2

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11:6 - Arthur Morgan vs. Nathan Drake

MATCH SCORE
Arthur Morgan: 9
Nathan Drake: 2

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11:6 - Dwight Schrute vs. Remnant

MATCH SCORE
Dwight Schrute: 4
Remnant: 6

Coolest Fictional Quotes Ever


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A few recent ones I found enjoyable(with context);

 

"There is a difference between you and me...we both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us...you blinked."

-Batman(From JL:Crisis on Two Earths, after defeating Owlman)

 

"*smiles* It doesnt matter"

-Owlman(also from Crisis on Two Earths, several feet from an abort swtich to a bomb thats about to blow up the planet he is currently on.)

 

"If you want to fight me! Heh, your not the brightest! You wont know what hit you in the SLIGHTEST!"

-Matthew Patel (from Scott pilgrim vs the World, setting/summing up the tone for the rest of the film within 10 seconds)

 

"You? Whats to know? Your a punk. A rank amateur. A costumed errand boy, taking orders from a senile old man. Still, if its a whuppin your a wantin..."

-The Joker(from Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, telling off the new Batman AKA Terry McGinnis.)

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"You? Whats to know? Your a punk. A rank amateur. A costumed errand boy, taking orders from a senile old man. Still, if its a whuppin your a wantin..."

-The Joker(from Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, telling off the new Batman AKA Terry McGinnis.)

 

Another good Joker one is from Under the redhood after taking out all of Black Mask's men who he brought into the asylum with him and he says, "I'm going to need some guys... not these guys because their kind of dead."

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"Get a life, will you people?

 

I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show!

 

I mean, look at you! Look at they way you are dressed!

 

You must be almost thirty. Have you ever kissed a girl?

 

There's a whole world out there!"

 

 

Now, picture Jim Thomas and John Thomas (the creators of the Predator) saying that to AVP vs The Terminator.

 

Or Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird saying that to RakaiThwei

 

Or Robert Jordan (the author of The Wheel of Time) saying that to everyone else on the site.

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"Get a life, will you people?

 

I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show!

 

I mean, look at you! Look at they way you are dressed!

 

You must be almost thirty. Have you ever kissed a girl?

 

There's a whole world out there!"

 

 

Now, picture Jim Thomas and John Thomas (the creators of the Predator) saying that to AVP vs The Terminator.

 

Or Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird saying that to RakaiThwei

 

Or Robert Jordan (the author of The Wheel of Time) saying that to everyone else on the site.

:huh:

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A few more

 

 

"20 rounds a second and you were still too slow."

-Jason Todd(from Under the Red Hood, after singlehandedly cleaning out a room of gun-wielding thugs)

 

 

 

A fun one from Pirates of the Carribean.

 

Beckett:"Your mad"

 

Jack Sparrow:"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't this would probably never work."

 

to say nothing of the line right afterwards.

 

"..and that was without even a single drop of rum."

 

 

 

"That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."

-James Bond(from Dr. No, right after a would-be assasain pulls a gun on him.)

 

 

"Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired."

-John matrix(from Commando, after snapping his plane passenger's neck)

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"Are you an assassin?"

 

"I'm a soldier."

 

"No, you're neither. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."

 

~ Colonel Kurtz and Benjamin L. Willard, Apocalypse Now Redux

 

-Rakai'Thwei

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"...You've got guts, kid, too bad I gotta rip them out of ya.", -Dennis from the Spongebob Squarepants movie.

 

"When you gotta shoot, shoot don't talk"-Tuco from the Good,Bad and the Ugly.

 

"..Let the hate flow through you."- By Emperor Palaptine is a another good one.

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1. Punisher (Thomas Jane)-

 

Friend: May god bless you Frank.

 

Punisher- God is gone sit this one out.

 

2. The Dark Knight-

 

Joker: Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?

 

Batman: No but I know how you got these.

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Superman's World of Cardboard speech. It redeemed him in my stupid prepubescent mind.

 

"That man won't quit as long as he can still draw a breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. I feel like I live in a world made of... cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die. But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose and show you just how powerful I really am."

— Superman, Justice League Unlimited

 

Then there was Terry's epic Hannibal Lecture to the Joker. I love the Joker, but it's true.

 

Terry as Batman knees Joker in the stomach)

Joker: (Groaning) What are you doing?

Batman: Fighting dirty.

Joker: The 'real' Batman would never...(Groans as he gets kneed in the stomach again)

Batman: Told ya you didn't know me.

Joker: Funny guy.

Batman: Can't say the same for you.

Joker: (Growling) Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?

Batman: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.

Joker: Shut your mouth!

Batman: The 'real' Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.

Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!

Batman: Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. (Takes out the lights) The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.

Joker: I'm not hearing this!

Batman: Get a clue, clowny! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape...not that you ever had a good joke.

Joker: Shut up... Shut up!

Batman: I mean, joy buzzers? Squirting flowers? LAME! Where's the A-material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!

Joker: Show yourself!

Batman: You make me laugh. But only because I think you're kinda pathetic. (Starts laughing).

Joker: Stop that!

Batman: (Still laughing) So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?

Joker: Don't you DARE laugh at me!

Batman: Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!

Joker: (enraged as he starts throwing grenades) YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!

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How does someone bring up Apocalypse Now/Heart Of Darkness and not say "The horror, the horror..."? It's a shame, really.

 

"It is simply that we can all be good boys and wear our letter sweaters around and get our little degrees and find some nice girl to settle, you know, down with...Or we can blaze! Become legends in our own time, strike fear in the heart of mediocre talent everywhere! We can scald dogs, put records out of reach! Make the stands gasp as we blow into an unearthly kick from three hundred yards out! We can become God's own messengers delivering the dreaded scrolls! We can race black Satan himself till he wheezes fiery cinders down the back straightaway....They'll speak our names in hushed tones, 'those guys are animals' they'll say! We can lay it on the line, bust a gut, show them a clean pair of heels. We can sprint the turn on a spring breeze and feel the winter leave our feet! We can, by God, let our demons loose and just wail on!" (For any of you runners out there)

 

Nut up or shut up.

 

When life gives you lemons, say *vulgarity* the lemons and bail.

 

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (Not necessarily a goodie, I hated Tale of Two Cities when I had to read it, but a classic nonetheless)

 

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter-tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther....And one fine morning-

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

 

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy-they smashed up things and creatures and then retrated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people lean up the mess they had made.

 

I do love me some Great Gatsby.

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Funniest one-on-one quotes:

 

Batman (1989)

 

Vicki Vale ~ "What do you want exactly?"

The Joker ~ "....My face on the one dollar bill."

 

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

 

John Conner ~ "You just can't go around killing people!"

Terminator ~ "Why?"

 

Reservoir Dogs

 

Mr. White ~ "Just calm down. Here, you wanna smoke?"

Mr. Pink ~ Nah, I quit. Why, do you got one?"

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"Not kill. Dobby never meant to kill. Just Mame or seriously injure."

 

Dobby from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 1. I will admit, he stole the movie with that line.

Wait, what? They stuck that quote in the last movie?!? I admit that the last time I read HP was several years ago, but I distinctly remember that from the second book.

 

I leave you with a quote from Lord of the Flies:

 

“I’d like to put on war-paint and be a savage. But we must keep the fire burning.â€

-Ralph

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