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White Fox vs. Cybermen (Mondasian)

MATCH SCORE
White Fox: 3
Cybermen (Mondasian): 2

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11:8 - Master Shifu vs. Zordon of Eltar

MATCH SCORE
Master Shifu: 5
Zordon of Eltar: 2

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11:8 - Black Jack vs. Leslie Thompkins

MATCH SCORE
Black Jack: 1
Leslie Thompkins: 5

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11:8 - Johnny Lawrence vs. Rocky Balboa

MATCH SCORE
Johnny Lawrence: 3
Rocky Balboa: 5

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11:8 - Amanda vs. The Saint

MATCH SCORE
Amanda: 4
The Saint: 3

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11:8 - The Holographic Doctor vs. Beverly Crusher

MATCH SCORE
The Holographic Doctor: 2
Beverly Crusher: 6

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11:8 - Coach Jon McGurk vs. Wildcat

MATCH SCORE
Coach Jon McGurk: 0
Wildcat: 7

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11:8 - Muttley vs. The Town of Silent Hill

MATCH SCORE
Muttley: 1
The Town of Silent Hill: 5

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11:8 - Garrett (Thief) vs. Carmen Sandiego

MATCH SCORE
Garrett (Thief): 1
Carmen Sandiego: 8

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11:8 - Genji vs. Psylocke

MATCH SCORE
Genji: 3
Psylocke: 6

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11:8 - Genie (Disney) vs. Remnant

MATCH SCORE
Genie (Disney): 3
Remnant: 4

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11:8 - Daredevil vs. Deathstroke

MATCH SCORE
Daredevil: 9
Deathstroke: 1

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11:8 - Sgt. Slaughter vs. Phil (Disney)

MATCH SCORE
Sgt. Slaughter: 6
Phil (Disney): 2

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11:8 - Shinobi (Joe Musashi) vs. Lady Shiva

MATCH SCORE
Shinobi (Joe Musashi): 5
Lady Shiva: 2

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11:8 - Autolycus vs. Isabela

MATCH SCORE
Autolycus: 5
Isabela: 1

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11:8 - Jinx vs. Mileena

MATCH SCORE
Jinx: 6
Mileena: 2

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11:8 - Shego vs. Savage Land

MATCH SCORE
Shego: 5
Savage Land: 4

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11:8 - Mordin Solus vs. Dr. Herbert West

MATCH SCORE
Mordin Solus: 2
Dr. Herbert West: 4

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11:8 - Elsa Of Arendelle vs. Princess Jasmine

MATCH SCORE
Elsa Of Arendelle: 2
Princess Jasmine: 8

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Battlesphere Battle Royal Part 9 Match 17107 Chloe Bourgeois vs. Roxy Rocket vs. Red Claw

MATCH SCORE
Chloe Bourgeois: 3
Roxy Rocket: 2
Red Claw: 1

Match 6763 Hancock vs. Boa Hancock


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John Hancock is sitting in a bar, pouring drinks like a sponge, when he notices Boa Hancock sittiing in a back corner of the bar all by herself.Drunk off his ass, he moves towards her, thinking he may get lucky tonight."Hello, sweet lady! Whatchoo doing here, all by yourself?" says John"Piss off!" says Boa"C'mon, lady, I just want to know your name!" says John"I am Boa Hancock, Warlady of the Sea and ruler of Amazon Lily! Get the hell away from me before I use my powers to smash your face in, insect!""So, your name is Hancock, and you have superpowers? What a coincidence! My name is also Hancock, and I also have superpowers! So, how about I take you back to my Hall of Justice so I can get a taste of those Wonder Twins?" says John"WHAT?" says Boa"Come on, baby, my spider crotch is tingling! I have a Krypton rod in my pants, and it's more powerful than a locomotive!" says John as he drunkenly makes humping gestures"That's it! You are history, asshole!" says Boa as she punches John, sending him crashing against the counter.John gets up and says "Oh, you wanna play it rough? Fine! I've beaten up worse bitches than you! I'm gonna teach you not to mess with *burp* the one and only Hancock!"So, who wins this?

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1. Wrong Superpowers. Boa Hancock isn't superstrong, she just turns people to stone.

2. Because you made Hancock perverted, Boa's going to win. Her powers are based on men's desires.

Actually, like most famous pirates in One Piece, Boa Hancock IS superstrong, to the extent that just her kicks could destroy the super-tough Pacifista robots.

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Actually, like most famous pirates in One Piece, Boa Hancock IS superstrong, to the extent that just her kicks could destroy the super-tough Pacifista robots.

 

Not 100% correct. Her kicks turn them to stone then they break. She doesn't have the superstrength to do what she did in the set up

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No but Hancock wouldn't be like "Turn me in to stone."

 

That isn't how Boa works. First she uses her charms on him to make him stand and stare then she hits him with the Mero Mero Beam to turn him to stone. And seeing as how he's drunk, it'll probably just be the Mero Mero Beam quickly. Or she has the Slave Arrow that turns anything she hits into stone.

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That isn't how Boa works. First she uses her charms on him to make him stand and stare then she hits him with the Mero Mero Beam to turn him to stone. And seeing as how he's drunk, it'll probably just be the Mero Mero Beam quickly. Or she has the Slave Arrow that turns anything she hits into stone.

 

....You win this one Shockwave. Lol.

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