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Tournament - The Kraken (Clash of the Titans) vs. Midgard Serpent

MATCH SCORE
The Kraken (Clash of the Titans): 2
Midgard Serpent: 3

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Siegfried vs. Gill

MATCH SCORE
Siegfried: 4
Gill: 1

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Michelangelo (Mirage) vs. Michelangelo (2012)

MATCH SCORE
Michelangelo (Mirage): 7
Michelangelo (2012): 0

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Cybermen (Mondasian) vs. April O'Neil

MATCH SCORE
Cybermen (Mondasian): 3
April O'Neil: 0

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11:6 - Doogie Howser vs. Beverly Crusher

MATCH SCORE
Doogie Howser: 1
Beverly Crusher: 10

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11:6 - The Derelict (LV-426) vs. Penny (Inspector Gadget)

MATCH SCORE
The Derelict (LV-426): 8
Penny (Inspector Gadget): 4

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11:6 - Catwoman vs. Arsene Lupin III

MATCH SCORE
Catwoman: 2
Arsene Lupin III: 9

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11:6 - Tinker Bell vs. Princess Aurora

MATCH SCORE
Tinker Bell: 8
Princess Aurora: 4

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11:6 - Batman (Richard Grayson) vs. Leonardo (TMNT)

MATCH SCORE
Batman (Richard Grayson): 3
Leonardo (TMNT): 8

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11:6 - Neal Caffrey vs. Dominic Toretto

MATCH SCORE
Neal Caffrey: 10
Dominic Toretto: 2

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11:6 - The Death Star vs. Ron Stoppable

MATCH SCORE
The Death Star: 4
Ron Stoppable: 10

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11:6 - Anna Of Arendelle vs. Belle (Disney)

MATCH SCORE
Anna Of Arendelle: 12
Belle (Disney): 4

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11:6 - Carlton Banks vs. Konohagakure

MATCH SCORE
Carlton Banks: 10
Konohagakure: 2

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11:6 - Tiana (Disney) vs. Pocahontas

MATCH SCORE
Tiana (Disney): 3
Pocahontas: 10

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11:6 - Raphael (TMNT) vs. Lady Shiva

MATCH SCORE
Raphael (TMNT): 5
Lady Shiva: 9

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11:6 - Snake-Eyes vs. Raiden (Metal Gear)

MATCH SCORE
Snake-Eyes: 4
Raiden (Metal Gear): 6

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11:6 - Shinobi (Joe Musashi) vs. Michelangelo (1987)

MATCH SCORE
Shinobi (Joe Musashi): 6
Michelangelo (1987): 3

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11:6 - Sir John Falstaff vs. Vice City

MATCH SCORE
Sir John Falstaff: 10
Vice City: 2

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11:6 - Arthur Morgan vs. Nathan Drake

MATCH SCORE
Arthur Morgan: 9
Nathan Drake: 2

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11:6 - Dwight Schrute vs. Remnant

MATCH SCORE
Dwight Schrute: 4
Remnant: 6

Match 6763 Hancock vs. Boa Hancock


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John Hancock is sitting in a bar, pouring drinks like a sponge, when he notices Boa Hancock sittiing in a back corner of the bar all by herself.Drunk off his ass, he moves towards her, thinking he may get lucky tonight."Hello, sweet lady! Whatchoo doing here, all by yourself?" says John"Piss off!" says Boa"C'mon, lady, I just want to know your name!" says John"I am Boa Hancock, Warlady of the Sea and ruler of Amazon Lily! Get the hell away from me before I use my powers to smash your face in, insect!""So, your name is Hancock, and you have superpowers? What a coincidence! My name is also Hancock, and I also have superpowers! So, how about I take you back to my Hall of Justice so I can get a taste of those Wonder Twins?" says John"WHAT?" says Boa"Come on, baby, my spider crotch is tingling! I have a Krypton rod in my pants, and it's more powerful than a locomotive!" says John as he drunkenly makes humping gestures"That's it! You are history, asshole!" says Boa as she punches John, sending him crashing against the counter.John gets up and says "Oh, you wanna play it rough? Fine! I've beaten up worse bitches than you! I'm gonna teach you not to mess with *burp* the one and only Hancock!"So, who wins this?

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1. Wrong Superpowers. Boa Hancock isn't superstrong, she just turns people to stone.

2. Because you made Hancock perverted, Boa's going to win. Her powers are based on men's desires.

Actually, like most famous pirates in One Piece, Boa Hancock IS superstrong, to the extent that just her kicks could destroy the super-tough Pacifista robots.

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Actually, like most famous pirates in One Piece, Boa Hancock IS superstrong, to the extent that just her kicks could destroy the super-tough Pacifista robots.

 

Not 100% correct. Her kicks turn them to stone then they break. She doesn't have the superstrength to do what she did in the set up

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No but Hancock wouldn't be like "Turn me in to stone."

 

That isn't how Boa works. First she uses her charms on him to make him stand and stare then she hits him with the Mero Mero Beam to turn him to stone. And seeing as how he's drunk, it'll probably just be the Mero Mero Beam quickly. Or she has the Slave Arrow that turns anything she hits into stone.

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That isn't how Boa works. First she uses her charms on him to make him stand and stare then she hits him with the Mero Mero Beam to turn him to stone. And seeing as how he's drunk, it'll probably just be the Mero Mero Beam quickly. Or she has the Slave Arrow that turns anything she hits into stone.

 

....You win this one Shockwave. Lol.

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