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The Joker was laying back and reclining on his lounge chair in his Japanese apartment, with his girlfriend, Harley Quinnâ€™s arms wrapped adoringly around his neck. â€œAhh, you know, Harley? As fun as it can be to do crime in Gotham and have a few laughs with the Bat, it can still be very stressful.â€ Said the Joker to Harley. â€œEven us criminals need a vacation every once in a while.â€ â€œI couldnâ€™t agree more, Mr. J! Besides, I was getting tired from staring at that red, cloudy sky all the time.â€ Harley agreed. â€œI know, and besides, I doubt weâ€™ll ever get bored here.â€ Smiled the Joker. â€œI hear the Japanese police force is a lot more of a challenge, and if I see anymore of these Japanese game shows, I might blow a funny fuse.â€ Joker picked up his remote and hit the Power button. The television faded to black. â€œCome, pudding. Letâ€™s go for a stroll down Kyoto.â€ Chuckled the Joker. Meanwhile, Usagi was playing video games with Ami, Minako, Rei, and Makoto at Usagiâ€™s house. They had just finished their homework, and had never had such a happy sleepover in all the time they had known each other. That was until they heard a loud noise that sounded like gunfire, and clown-like laughter echoing from miles away. â€œAn explosion!â€ Rei shouted in surprise. â€œLetâ€™s go, everyone!â€ â€œBut weâ€™re about to get past the airship!â€ whimpered Usagi as she pointed to the television screen, which displayed a pause screen on New Super Mario Bros. Wii. â€œGet a grip, Usagi!â€ Rei bellowed as she grabbed her firmly by the neck and dragged her outside. The Joker was having the time of his life as Japanese citizens were running and screaming out of the jewelry store. â€œTalk about target consumers!â€ The Joker laughed loudly as he held his finger on the trigger of his Tommy gun. â€œHold it right there!â€ yelled Sailor Mars. The Joker saw four Japanese schoolgirls standing before him. â€œOoooh! Sorry, ladies! Sometimes, I donâ€™t even know how sexy I am!â€ Joker felt a slap from Harley. He glared at her and raised his fist. â€œUmâ€¦well. Four against two.â€ The Joker laughed nervously. â€œFourâ€¦?â€ asked Sailor Mercury. The Scouts looked and saw Sailor Moon looking at some jewelry. She felt a punch in the face from Mars and almost cried when she hit the floor. â€œDONâ€™T LOSE FOCUS!â€ yelled Mars. So, thatâ€™s my fight. Decided the Joker needed a breath of fresh air from the streets of Gotham. What do you think? Will it be the clown prince of crime? Or the Sailor Scouts?
It was another day in Britannia's Area Eleven, a few Britannian Soldiers gathered around their two Princesses for a meeting to discuss on what to do with the Black Knights that had made their appearence and actually defeated their Princess Cornelia in battle. Now they were discussing what to do. Somehow someone bypassed their security, it was Zero, it was a clown and he was smiling. "Oh boy! Why the sad faces?" the Joker demanded. Princess Cornelia stands up "Who are you?" The Joker pretends to have taken a punch "You don't know who I am? I'm the Crown Prince of Crime, the Joker!" Now hearing this many Britannian Soldiers picked up their guns and aimed it at the Joker whom holds up his hands "Now, now, I came here to help you guys that thinks like the Batman." Princess Cornelia looks at him "Zero?" The Joker smiles "Bingo! He's almost like this Batman, and I know how the Bat thinks." He points to his own head "After all, I've been dying to try to defeat this Zero person." Princess Cornelia looks at the Joker "Very well, what is your plan?" The Joker grins "I have my boys and Harley Quin looking for the so called Black Knights. In fact she's posing as a spy for them and notices one of the Black Knights already. We will capture the Black Knights one by one. Without his own allies, he'll have to think on his own and when he goes to save them guess what he'll find." The Joker brings out a switch and Princess Cornelia sees the Joker's plan "Laughing gas?" The Joker gives her thumbs up "Exactly the moment Zero burst into his own base of operations, the gas will go off, and to ensure this I've littered all of the locations with a laughing bomb gas. He will literally die laughing." Princess Cornelia sighs "Very well but you must know you won't get any Britannia assistant though." The Joker laughs "Won't need it, I have brought my gang along!" Hours later the Black Knights are taken by surprise even Kallen was taken by surprise as the Joker and his forces arrive quickly making sure they wouldn't contact Zero. To make sure Kallen didn't tell Zero he ties her up to a chair and secures her even gagging here "Sorry missy, but you're in the front seats to see me the Joker kill Zero!" the Joker tells her "Can't have you spoiling my plans" "Mmph!" Kallen mutters then she realizes a crippled and blind girl with her. The Joker heres over his comlink that Zero was coming. "Good" the Joker replies "He's taken the trap...Time for this show to come to an end." Can Lelouch Lamperouge (AKA Zero) save the Black Knights, Kallen, and his sister while defeating the Joker or will the Joker be too much for him to handle alone?