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  1. Much appreciated ❀️ Also, thanks for hyping up my man Luffy this whole time. Pretty sure no one would've taken him seriously if you hadn't argued for him.
  2. Thanks for enjoying my story! Now if you could all go play Horizon Zero Dawn and learn about my girl, Aloy, that'd be dope πŸ˜‚
  3. I consider this the highest of compliments β™₯️ Thank you Fox. Aloy has proven that she's capable of dealing with large numbers. She's easily taken out bandit camps and enemy bases. I think the big thing here is Cerberus' artillery. They have weaponry she's not accustomed to (besides what she has learned from Garrus, that is). But she's a quick study, so her sneaking/shooting could win her this fight. 🀞🀞🀞
  4. Here's my entry! β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️
  5. Aloy crouched low on the catwalk as Cerberus soldiers passed underneath. They were looking for her. But after years of sneaking up on Grazers in Mother's Embrace, she could keep herself hidden from a few frantic humans. Even on their own ship. The Cerberus cruiser was massive and reminded her of the cauldrons back home. The halls were dark and metallic. But at least she didn't have to fight through waves of machines to get where she needed to be. Not that she wasn't prepared for a fight if it came to that. Garrus' Black Widow hung off her shoulder, where she used to keep her bow and
  6. Please do! It's a personal favorite. And praised for it's accuracy in the kitchen. Plus you'll see how talented my boy is β™₯️
  7. Remy is "nothing less than the finest chef in France." Canon. Lol. But a chef can't just cook one type of cuisine. And he wasn't trained in just French food. What Remy has is a natural talent --insane senses of smell and taste. And THAT is what makes him so good at what he does. He can see the flavors and pair them to bring out their best. And while Pillsbury makes some banging biscuits for breakfast, Remy has concocted dishes worthy of fine dining.
  8. That's probably because 1) Westerns suck. And 2) They facilitate colonial narratives and enforce indigenous stereotypes. But, y'know, joke slot. Lol. Let's flog the guy who suggested it πŸ˜‚
  9. Did this man just make a fucking victory speech?
  10. One of the other reasons people were voting for Naga was her patience --her general personality. She's not overdramatic, which makes her a harder target than, let's say, Courage or Momo. Jerry's a troll. He needs the dramatics. Then on top of her chill demeanor, she also has size and strength to her advantage if it were to come to that. In this match, however, Krypto and Naga are pretty on par. Sure, Krypto has super abilities, but this has been --and always will be-- a battle of patience. Who does Jerry want to fuck with more? What lengths will he go to? Etc.
  11. Say it again for the men in the back!!!! πŸ˜‚ Also, nice of you to show up finally 🀣🀣🀣 Only to make a joke.
  12. I mean... If they fall in love, don't they both win? β™₯️
  13. Rodan is 154 ft tall. Zorah is 845ft tall. I imagine the measurements are all scaled up. Zorah is gonna eat Mothra πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Right after she burns to the ground from attempting to slam through his spikes.
  14. The entire plot of Monster Hunter World was that they were trying to restrain him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ WEBBING AIN'T GONNA DO IT, SON
  15. I'm going to be honest, I don't know a damn thing about Kaiju. But I think Zorah can resist more than Mothra can put out. He's described as a walking volcano (larger than all the Kaiju in this category) and can't be knocked around if Mothra tries that approach. Plus that would only hurt Mothra since his body is covered in magma-spewing spikes, fire, and a turtle-like shell. His defense is on point. He's also resistant to any poison, stun, sleep, or paralysis effects Mothra might have. Actually, I'm just going to leave this right here. I think another big thing is that everyone is und
  16. I think Naga takes this EASY. The argument made for her still holds up and that was against Applejack, who had much more of a chance than Momo. Momo is a wimp and would run away from danger before sticking with the group 🀣 Posting pic of Nagas first match below because I'm lazy lol
  17. Omg. I hate you and I ADORE this. And here I thought I had round one in the bag...
  18. I know we're all bashing on The Most Interesting Man In The World right now, but there are actual feats in that 7-minute video. Though, all we needed was the first 10 seconds. In seconds 3-8, we see MIMW doing stunts on a horse. And, sure it's not a bull, but it's in the same family. And you can't have a handle on tricks like that without having extensive training in basic-horse riding. Plus, can we discuss the core strength it takes for him to handstand on the back of a moving horse!?!?!? And then holding on while partially hanging off? That is literally the skills he needs to win at mec
  19. I imagine so. If he didn't, I'd be just making up feats. Just wanted to make it as evenly matched as I could by giving him more of a supernatural element like the ladies. I'm not sure. I didn't see that. But I was editing it, so that might've effected it. Russ convinced me to do a match challenge with him (we give each other characters and have to come up with matches for them), so we had to argue over how it should be titled. For consistency. RIGHT!!! That show is a trip 🀣 I was thrilled when Russ put them on my list cuz I know their voices SO WELL. And they always fight some
  20. You've literally lost only one match πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What is so fucked?
  21. Versam VS SSJRuss: Match Showdown - Round One *** That β€œNumbah Two No Onions Large with a Coke” Life Stocking bit into a burger, grease dripping down the corner of her cheek and down her chin. It was almost as bad as the smell --stale fries and mystery meat. And not the good kind of mystery meat. I was going to be sick. β€œWhat the fuck are you eating?” Stocking looked up like she hadn’t heard me. β€œGo away, Panty. I’m relaxing.” β€œBecause clogged arteries totally help me unwind.” I picked up the bag next to her, scowling at the golden arches. β€œFucking McDonalds!? Who
  22. Also, in my experience, someone being a jerk and actively trying to break someone up usually only brings two people closer together. In order to break someone up, there needs to be actual motivation to leave your partner --be it for another partner or some other ambition. I don't think Homer has it in him to woo either Eric or Donna. And I don't think he'd be able to inspire anything in them... But I think Dorothy would be more than capable of convincing Eric or Donna to go after their own personal dreams and set their relationship to the side. "Follow your own yellow bric
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