The Author formally known as Confession X and The Flying Purple Tiger. I've been around foreeeeeeeeeever. I'm kinda chill. Probably the most hated man in FPL history. Probably. I drink entirely too much soda and watch entirely too much Pro-wrestling. When I become a radio personality, my voice will always surround you in the airwaves, even if you cant hear me. I'm the creator of Jay, the Cactus. Well, either way, Take care, Spike Your Hair.