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  1. 4 hours ago, Peypeypeypey said:

    To be fair to the Bride in this fight, I know nothing about the other character so I didn't vote. If someone had posted feats for why they would win and no one could argue that for the Bride, I would have voted in this one 

    I def need to be more active and go to bat for my characters. I’ve been waiting for EF to come back and I now need to hopefully find some time for it 😂


  2. Jim walks confidently into the office with a grin on his face. He locks eyes with Pam as he’s walking in. She immediately notices the grin and smiles. She mouths “What did you do?” inaudibly as her smile gets bigger. Jim just keeps walking and raises his eyebrows at her. As he sits down he says 

    “Hey Dwight, how’s it going?”

    ”Not now Jim, I’m super busy and don’t have time for your shenanigans.” Dwight chirps

    Jim doesn’t say a word as he hits a button in his hand, under his desk, and looks at the camera and smiles. About 2 minutes go by and he nods to Pam to get her attention.  
     

    “Hey, are you handling the Smith account?”

    ”I always handle the Smith account.”

    Dwight snaps back in his chair and puts his hand over his mouth. He sounds like a chipmunk.

    ”What is this? What happened to my voice? What did you do?” He yells at Jim sounding just like Alvin.

    ”Michael!” Dwight squeaks as he he rushes to his office

    Pam and Jim start laughing hysterically.

    ”How did you do that?” Pam asks

    “Well, I came in early today and set up a helium tank under his desk and positioned a straw so that it would blow towards him with the push of this button. Then I just sat back and let Dwight be Dwight.” Jim laughed 

    Michael comes out of his office with Dwight standing behind him like a kid that just tattled.

    ”Jim, I need a word wi-“ and before he go finish speaking, Ryan came stumbling out of the bathroom with vomit on his sweater and a crazed look in his eyes. 

    “Ryan, are you ok?” Michael asks

    ”Yeah I’m just so hungover. I got hammered at this new Italian place last night.”

    Michael rolls his eyes and says

    ”I thought you had to take care of your aunts dog last night? That’s why we couldn’t hang out.”

    ”Well I was. We watched lady and the tramp and we both wanted spaghetti afterwards.” Ryan smirked

    Michael has a confused look on his face. Ryan knows he has to say something fast to get Michael to back off the topic. As he opens his mouth, Oscar comes up behind him and bites him on the neck. Ryan screams out in pain and pushes Oscar away. 
     

    “What the hell Oscar?” Ryan shouts as he covers his neck with his hand, blood is pouring out. Oscar starts groaning and walks slowly towards Ryan with blood and flesh dripping from his teeth. 
     

    Dwight screams as he rushes Oscar and pushes him into the bathroom. He tells Kevin and Jim to move a desk to block the bathroom. They block the bathroom and step back. 
     

    “Call 911!” Angela shouts 

    “There’s no dial tone.” Pam says with a worried look on her face. 
     

    “My cell has no service.” Jim says concerned

     

    Chaos ensues. People start screaming, people are pacing back and forth, and Phyllis is crying. 
     

    Creed is sitting in the interview seat as the madness continues. 
     

    “I took way too much acid today.” Creed says wide eyed. 
     

    Dwight looks around at the madness and grabs a chair and stands on it. 
     

    “EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM NOW!” Dwight screams

    Everyone actually listens and head towards the conference room. Everyone is in the sitting down and worried. Kelly is tending to Ryan’s wounds. Michael is standing up front with Dwight. 
     

    “I know exactly what’s going on here and why Oscar attacked Ryan” Dwight says 

    “Mexican bird flu.” Michael says confidently

    ”What? No. This is something that I’ve been preparing for my whole life. Oscar is a zombie.” Dwight says seriously 

    Laughter and various emotions are heard throughout the room. 

    ”There is no such thing as zombies.” Angels said 

    “And you call yourself a Christian.” Dwight replies.

    Angela gasps and sits down. 
     

    “This is very serious people. You might now want to believe it but it’s true. The first thing we have to do is kill Ryan.” Dwight says 

    Unanimous nos echo through the room.

    ”Dwight, this is ridiculous. There are no such things as zombies and we are not killing Ryan.” Michael says.

    Chaos ensues again as chatter fills up the room. The room goes quiet and Kelly screams out in pain. Ryan is biting her cheek and ripped it off her face. He then goes for the jugular in one quick bite. 
     

    “To Michael’s office now!” Dwight screams as they all head to his office. 
     

    “Ha! I told you there were zombies!” Dwight begins to boast and then immediately regrets boasting. 
     

    “If you want to live, listen and do everything I say to do.” All eyes are on Dwight as he rallies the troops. 
     

    “We are going to make it to our cars and then we are going to my farm where I have enough supplies to get us through this. Kevin, you’re on rations.” Dwight says to the crew

    ”To the Farm!” Dwight yells as he gets ready to charge out of the office. 
     

    Can the crew from the office be able to rally and make it to the farm? How long would they be able to survive if they do? 


  3. Jim walks confidently into the office with a grin on his face. He locks eyes with Pam as he’s walking in. She immediately notices the grin and smiles. She mouths “What did you do?” inaudibly as her smile gets bigger. Jim just keeps walking and raises his eyebrows at her. As he sits down he says 

    “Hey Dwight, how’s it going?”

    ”Not now Jim, I’m super busy and don’t have time for your shenanigans.” Dwight chirps

    Jim doesn’t say a word as he hits a button in his hand, under his desk, and looks at the camera and smiles. About 2 minutes go by and he nods to Pam to get her attention.  
     

    “Hey, are you handling the Smith account?”

    ”I always handle the Smith account.”

    Dwight snaps back in his chair and puts his hand over his mouth. He sounds like a chipmunk.

    ”What is this? What happened to my voice? What did you do?” He yells at Jim sounding just like Alvin.

    ”Michael!” Dwight squeaks as he he rushes to his office

    Pam and Jim start laughing hysterically.

    ”How did you do that?” Pam asks

    “Well, I came in early today and set up a helium tank under his desk and positioned a straw so that it would blow towards him with the push of this button. Then I just sat back and let Dwight be Dwight.” Jim laughed 

    Michael comes out of his office with Dwight standing behind him like a kid that just tattled.

    ”Jim, I need a word wi-“ and before he go finish speaking, Ryan came stumbling out of the bathroom with vomit on his sweater and a crazed look in his eyes. 

    “Ryan, are you ok?” Michael asks

    ”Yeah I’m just so hungover. I got hammered at this new Italian place last night.”

    Michael rolls his eyes and says

    ”I thought you had to take care of your aunts dog last night? That’s why we couldn’t hang out.”

    ”Well I was. We watched lady and the tramp and we both wanted spaghetti afterwards.” Ryan smirked

    Michael has a confused look on his face. Ryan knows he has to say something fast to get Michael to back off the topic. As he opens his mouth, Oscar comes up behind him and bites him on the neck. Ryan screams out in pain and pushes Oscar away. 
     

    “What the hell Oscar?” Ryan shouts as he covers his neck with his hand, blood is pouring out. Oscar starts groaning and walks slowly towards Ryan with blood and flesh dripping from his teeth. 
     

    Dwight screams as he rushes Oscar and pushes him into the bathroom. He tells Kevin and Jim to move a desk to block the bathroom. They block the bathroom and step back. 
     

    “Call 911!” Angela shouts 

    “There’s no dial tone.” Pam says with a worried look on her face. 
     

    “My cell has no service.” Jim says concerned

     

    Chaos ensues. People start screaming, people are pacing back and forth, and Phyllis is crying. 
     

    Creed is sitting in the interview seat as the madness continues. 
     

    “I took way too much acid today.” Creed says wide eyed. 
     

    Dwight looks around at the madness and grabs a chair and stands on it. 
     

    “EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM NOW!” Dwight screams

    Everyone actually listens and head towards the conference room. Everyone is in the sitting down and worried. Kelly is tending to Ryan’s wounds. Michael is standing up front with Dwight. 
     

    “I know exactly what’s going on here and why Oscar attacked Ryan” Dwight says 

    “Mexican bird flu.” Michael says confidently

    ”What? No. This is something that I’ve been preparing for my whole life. Oscar is a zombie.” Dwight says seriously 

    Laughter and various emotions are heard throughout the room. 

    ”There is no such thing as zombies.” Angels said 

    “And you call yourself a Christian.” Dwight replies.

    Angela gasps and sits down. 
     

    “This is very serious people. You might now want to believe it but it’s true. The first thing we have to do is kill Ryan.” Dwight says 

    Unanimous nos echo through the room.

    ”Dwight, this is ridiculous. There are no such things as zombies and we are not killing Ryan.” Michael says.

    Chaos ensues again as chatter fills up the room. The room goes quiet and Kelly screams out in pain. Ryan is biting her cheek and ripped it off her face. He then goes for the jugular in one quick bite. 
     

    “To Michael’s office now!” Dwight screams as they all head to his office. 
     

    “Ha! I told you there were zombies!” Dwight begins to boast and then immediately regrets boasting. 
     

    “If you want to live, listen and do everything I say to do.” All eyes are on Dwight as he rallies the troops. 
     

    “We are going to make it to our cars and then we are going to my farm where I have enough supplies to get us through this. Kevin, you’re on rations.” Dwight says to the crew

    ”To the Farm!” Dwight yells as he gets ready to charge out of the office. 
     

    Can the crew from the office be able to rally and make it to the farm? How long would they be able to survive if they do? 

    Hope yinz enjoy it


     


  4. "Dude, I'm going to miss this place. We fought like 28765 times. We had a dance contest and hell, one time I think we had an eating contest." Superman said while cracking open a beer.


    "Lulz, yeah we had some fun, remember when the dude who's making us talk right now made us have a rap battle?" Goku said then takes a drink

     

    "Oh yeah!" Superman says almost spitting out his beer as he remembered the amazing rap battle. "That was for the 10.000th post in CBUB and some DOUCHEBAG had to go and ruin it!" His eyes glow red as he uses as he glares at Nova through his computer.

     

    "Yeah, that snarker is a snarker. What are we supposed to do? Regardless of what people say, they love talking about us! You want to have a rap battle again?" Goku says as he finishes off his beer

     

    "No" Superman says while finishing his beer, grbs one for himself and throws one to goku. Goku catches the beer and takes a drink before he talks

     

    "Drinking contest?"

     

    "Nah, I'm getting hammered regardless what we do." Supes says

     

    "I bet I have a bigger penis than you" Goku says with a smile

     

    "You're really going that route Kakarot?" Supes says with a suspicious look on his face

     

    "Good point. Wanna try to do a fusion dance with me?" Goku says again with a smile

     

    "You want to see how big my penis is then you want to dance with me and become one? You wanna get something off your chest during this last match Goku?" Supes says with the same suspicious smile

     

    "Lets go harpooning!" Goku screams

     

    "Harpooning?" Supes says once again with that same suspicious smile

     

    "Harpooning is when we go to the bar and we have a contest on who can landed the fattest chick there! Hence the play on harpooning!" Goku says with a childish grin and giggle

     

    "I'm already half wasted, lets do this." Supes says

     

    WHO CAN GET THE MOST WHALES AT THE BAR?>???>>>?

     

     

     

    #CBUBlastmatch #SupesVSGoku #dancenaked #bephenomenal #Novaruinedthe10000thMatch #hashtag #anotherhashtag




     


  5. Treach's Favorite

     

    Way too drunk to care

     

    I've made out with your mom

     

    I will poop on your lawn!

     

    Ass, gas, or grass no1 rides for free!

     

    No Fat Chicks!

     

    Hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?

     

    I pooped today!

     

    Bacon, Beer, and Bitches

     

    I like to get drunk and hump things

     

     

     

    I got a dig bick.

    You that read wrong.

    You read that wrong too

     

     

     

     

     

    TAKE YOUR PICK!!!! VOTE ON IT!!! OR JUST PICK ONE!!! THEYRE ALL AMAZING AND PG14!


  6. Squirrel Girl, she's a master at handling nuts. Then I'd do her, she would fall in love, and then I would take over her squirrels. After that, I'd take over the world...at least the tri-county area and have a sexy nut handler at home. I think I played this game right.


  7. Peter is more than likely going to be drunk when this happens, because he's drunk almost all the time, and that's going to benefit him in 2 ways. First, he's drunk. A slap battle with a drunk person is never a good idea, they won't feel it and will hit you harder. Secondly, he's going to see Daffy like the chicken's cousin or something and just see red. 

    Even if Peter isn't drunk, he has shown some pretty damn strong Toon Force himself. Peter wins after a long battle sober, rather quickly if he's drunk.


  8. I think you people are giving up on Bruce a lil too easy.... educate yo'sefs!

     

    he was a superhuman when it came to strength and especially pound for pound 
    Lee's phenomenal fitness meant he was capable of performing many exceptional physical feats.[43][44][45][46] The following list are the physical feats that are documented and supported by reliable sources.
    • Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[47] 
    • Lee could spring a 235lb opponent 15 feet away with a 1 inch punch.[46] 
    • Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.[48][49][50] 
    • In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.[51] 
    • Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs[39][46] 
    • Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.[45] 
    • Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.[39] 
    • Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger[46][52][39][46] 
    • Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.[53] 
    • From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125lb barbell straight out. [45][39] 
    • Lee could break wooden boards six inches thick.[54] 
    • Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-pound punching bag[45][55] 
    • Lee could cause a 300-lb bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.[46] 
    • In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair. [56] 
    • Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.[57] 
    • Lee would use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.[57]

     

     

     

    Bruce has the speed, movements, and power to pull off an upset...

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