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ThePhenomenalOne

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  1. http://www.electricferret.com/forum/index.php/topic/32545-match-14639-superman-vs-son-goku/?do=findComment&comment=443503
  2. "Dude, I'm going to miss this place. We fought like 28765 times. We had a dance contest and hell, one time I think we had an eating contest." Superman said while cracking open a beer. "Lulz, yeah we had some fun, remember when the dude who's making us talk right now made us have a rap battle?" Goku said then takes a drink "Oh yeah!" Superman says almost spitting out his beer as he remembered the amazing rap battle. "That was for the 10.000th post in CBUB and some DOUCHEBAG had to go and ruin it!" His eyes glow red as he uses as he glares at Nova through his computer. "Yeah, that snarker is a snarker. What are we supposed to do? Regardless of what people say, they love talking about us! You want to have a rap battle again?" Goku says as he finishes off his beer "No" Superman says while finishing his beer, grbs one for himself and throws one to goku. Goku catches the beer and takes a drink before he talks "Drinking contest?" "Nah, I'm getting hammered regardless what we do." Supes says "I bet I have a bigger penis than you" Goku says with a smile "You're really going that route Kakarot?" Supes says with a suspicious look on his face "Good point. Wanna try to do a fusion dance with me?" Goku says again with a smile "You want to see how big my penis is then you want to dance with me and become one? You wanna get something off your chest during this last match Goku?" Supes says with the same suspicious smile "Lets go harpooning!" Goku screams "Harpooning?" Supes says once again with that same suspicious smile "Harpooning is when we go to the bar and we have a contest on who can landed the fattest chick there! Hence the play on harpooning!" Goku says with a childish grin and giggle "I'm already half wasted, lets do this." Supes says WHO CAN GET THE MOST WHALES AT THE BAR?>???>>>? #CBUBlastmatch #SupesVSGoku #dancenaked #bephenomenal #Novaruinedthe10000thMatch #hashtag #anotherhashtag
  3. SPACEQUEST!!! I get cool points and a Necro!!!
  4. Treach's Favorite Way too drunk to care I've made out with your mom I will poop on your lawn! Ass, gas, or grass no1 rides for free! No Fat Chicks! Hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat? I pooped today! Bacon, Beer, and Bitches I like to get drunk and hump things I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too TAKE YOUR PICK!!!! VOTE ON IT!!! OR JUST PICK ONE!!! THEYRE ALL AMAZING AND PG14!
  5. Squirrel Girl, she's a master at handling nuts. Then I'd do her, she would fall in love, and then I would take over her squirrels. After that, I'd take over the world...at least the tri-county area and have a sexy nut handler at home. I think I played this game right.
  6. Since we're being serious, I'm actually silversurfer. Been doing both personas since 2011.
  7. Peter is more than likely going to be drunk when this happens, because he's drunk almost all the time, and that's going to benefit him in 2 ways. First, he's drunk. A slap battle with a drunk person is never a good idea, they won't feel it and will hit you harder. Secondly, he's going to see Daffy like the chicken's cousin or something and just see red. Even if Peter isn't drunk, he has shown some pretty damn strong Toon Force himself. Peter wins after a long battle sober, rather quickly if he's drunk.
  8. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.

    1. force_echo

      force_echo

      What kinds of dicks? That's important.

    2. ThePhenomenalOne
  9. I think you people are giving up on Bruce a lil too easy.... educate yo'sefs! he was a superhuman when it came to strength and especially pound for pound Lee's phenomenal fitness meant he was capable of performing many exceptional physical feats.[43][44][45][46] The following list are the physical feats that are documented and supported by reliable sources. • Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.[47] • Lee could spring a 235lb opponent 15 feet away with a 1 inch punch.[46] • Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.[48][49][50] • In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.[51] • Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs[39][46] • Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.[45] • Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.[39] • Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger[46][52][39][46] • Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.[53] • From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125lb barbell straight out. [45][39] • Lee could break wooden boards six inches thick.[54] • Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-pound punching bag[45][55] • Lee could cause a 300-lb bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.[46] • In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair. [56] • Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.[57] • Lee would use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.[57] Bruce has the speed, movements, and power to pull off an upset...
  10. There is no battle, just beer pong.....which Peter will crush the road runner. Yay I get a stomp match in my favor! I'm pretty geeked about this, sorry DSkillz
  11. lol actually, I just googled the image and then put in the exact size 200x200 and someone already did the work for me!
  12. Here is everyone I've added... HAND BANANA
  13. God Spawn wasnt used in his last match I don't know why he'd be used here. Odin stomps.
  14. When I was looking at everyone's OH SHIT button, I knew I could beat everyone's with my choice. There was one I was worried about though, and that was Amazo. This would be an AMAZING comic, or like someone already said, have it like the Hulk vs Thor thing. I think Amazo at his most powerful will give Odin a run for his money, but Odin will take this battle. If Odin decides to go all out fast, he could take this quickly. If not, Odin will need some Odin sleep after this. Odin FTW though IMO.
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