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  1. I def need to be more active and go to bat for my characters. I’ve been waiting for EF to come back and I now need to hopefully find some time for it 😂
  2. It depends on if Deadpool takes this seriously. If he takes this seriously he can win this game without Scrooge even getting a shot. He’s an excellent marksman that could easily hit them all in a row. Scrooge could also just offer him money to lose and he’d take it in a heartbeat.
  3. Jim walks confidently into the office with a grin on his face. He locks eyes with Pam as he’s walking in. She immediately notices the grin and smiles. She mouths “What did you do?” inaudibly as her smile gets bigger. Jim just keeps walking and raises his eyebrows at her. As he sits down he says “Hey Dwight, how’s it going?” ”Not now Jim, I’m super busy and don’t have time for your shenanigans.” Dwight chirps Jim doesn’t say a word as he hits a button in his hand, under his desk, and looks at the camera and smiles. About 2 minutes go by and he nods to Pam to get her attention. “Hey, are you handling the Smith account?” ”I always handle the Smith account.” Dwight snaps back in his chair and puts his hand over his mouth. He sounds like a chipmunk. ”What is this? What happened to my voice? What did you do?” He yells at Jim sounding just like Alvin. ”Michael!” Dwight squeaks as he he rushes to his office Pam and Jim start laughing hysterically. ”How did you do that?” Pam asks “Well, I came in early today and set up a helium tank under his desk and positioned a straw so that it would blow towards him with the push of this button. Then I just sat back and let Dwight be Dwight.” Jim laughed Michael comes out of his office with Dwight standing behind him like a kid that just tattled. ”Jim, I need a word wi-“ and before he go finish speaking, Ryan came stumbling out of the bathroom with vomit on his sweater and a crazed look in his eyes. “Ryan, are you ok?” Michael asks ”Yeah I’m just so hungover. I got hammered at this new Italian place last night.” Michael rolls his eyes and says ”I thought you had to take care of your aunts dog last night? That’s why we couldn’t hang out.” ”Well I was. We watched lady and the tramp and we both wanted spaghetti afterwards.” Ryan smirked Michael has a confused look on his face. Ryan knows he has to say something fast to get Michael to back off the topic. As he opens his mouth, Oscar comes up behind him and bites him on the neck. Ryan screams out in pain and pushes Oscar away. “What the hell Oscar?” Ryan shouts as he covers his neck with his hand, blood is pouring out. Oscar starts groaning and walks slowly towards Ryan with blood and flesh dripping from his teeth. Dwight screams as he rushes Oscar and pushes him into the bathroom. He tells Kevin and Jim to move a desk to block the bathroom. They block the bathroom and step back. “Call 911!” Angela shouts “There’s no dial tone.” Pam says with a worried look on her face. “My cell has no service.” Jim says concerned Chaos ensues. People start screaming, people are pacing back and forth, and Phyllis is crying. Creed is sitting in the interview seat as the madness continues. “I took way too much acid today.” Creed says wide eyed. Dwight looks around at the madness and grabs a chair and stands on it. “EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM NOW!” Dwight screams Everyone actually listens and head towards the conference room. Everyone is in the sitting down and worried. Kelly is tending to Ryan’s wounds. Michael is standing up front with Dwight. “I know exactly what’s going on here and why Oscar attacked Ryan” Dwight says “Mexican bird flu.” Michael says confidently ”What? No. This is something that I’ve been preparing for my whole life. Oscar is a zombie.” Dwight says seriously Laughter and various emotions are heard throughout the room. ”There is no such thing as zombies.” Angels said “And you call yourself a Christian.” Dwight replies. Angela gasps and sits down. “This is very serious people. You might now want to believe it but it’s true. The first thing we have to do is kill Ryan.” Dwight says Unanimous nos echo through the room. ”Dwight, this is ridiculous. There are no such things as zombies and we are not killing Ryan.” Michael says. Chaos ensues again as chatter fills up the room. The room goes quiet and Kelly screams out in pain. Ryan is biting her cheek and ripped it off her face. He then goes for the jugular in one quick bite. “To Michael’s office now!” Dwight screams as they all head to his office. “Ha! I told you there were zombies!” Dwight begins to boast and then immediately regrets boasting. “If you want to live, listen and do everything I say to do.” All eyes are on Dwight as he rallies the troops. “We are going to make it to our cars and then we are going to my farm where I have enough supplies to get us through this. Kevin, you’re on rations.” Dwight says to the crew ”To the Farm!” Dwight yells as he gets ready to charge out of the office. Can the crew from the office be able to rally and make it to the farm? How long would they be able to survive if they do?
  4. Jim walks confidently into the office with a grin on his face. He locks eyes with Pam as he’s walking in. She immediately notices the grin and smiles. She mouths “What did you do?” inaudibly as her smile gets bigger. Jim just keeps walking and raises his eyebrows at her. As he sits down he says “Hey Dwight, how’s it going?” ”Not now Jim, I’m super busy and don’t have time for your shenanigans.” Dwight chirps Jim doesn’t say a word as he hits a button in his hand, under his desk, and looks at the camera and smiles. About 2 minutes go by and he nods to Pam to get her attention. “Hey, are you handling the Smith account?” ”I always handle the Smith account.” Dwight snaps back in his chair and puts his hand over his mouth. He sounds like a chipmunk. ”What is this? What happened to my voice? What did you do?” He yells at Jim sounding just like Alvin. ”Michael!” Dwight squeaks as he he rushes to his office Pam and Jim start laughing hysterically. ”How did you do that?” Pam asks “Well, I came in early today and set up a helium tank under his desk and positioned a straw so that it would blow towards him with the push of this button. Then I just sat back and let Dwight be Dwight.” Jim laughed Michael comes out of his office with Dwight standing behind him like a kid that just tattled. ”Jim, I need a word wi-“ and before he go finish speaking, Ryan came stumbling out of the bathroom with vomit on his sweater and a crazed look in his eyes. “Ryan, are you ok?” Michael asks ”Yeah I’m just so hungover. I got hammered at this new Italian place last night.” Michael rolls his eyes and says ”I thought you had to take care of your aunts dog last night? That’s why we couldn’t hang out.” ”Well I was. We watched lady and the tramp and we both wanted spaghetti afterwards.” Ryan smirked Michael has a confused look on his face. Ryan knows he has to say something fast to get Michael to back off the topic. As he opens his mouth, Oscar comes up behind him and bites him on the neck. Ryan screams out in pain and pushes Oscar away. “What the hell Oscar?” Ryan shouts as he covers his neck with his hand, blood is pouring out. Oscar starts groaning and walks slowly towards Ryan with blood and flesh dripping from his teeth. Dwight screams as he rushes Oscar and pushes him into the bathroom. He tells Kevin and Jim to move a desk to block the bathroom. They block the bathroom and step back. “Call 911!” Angela shouts “There’s no dial tone.” Pam says with a worried look on her face. “My cell has no service.” Jim says concerned Chaos ensues. People start screaming, people are pacing back and forth, and Phyllis is crying. Creed is sitting in the interview seat as the madness continues. “I took way too much acid today.” Creed says wide eyed. Dwight looks around at the madness and grabs a chair and stands on it. “EVERYONE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM NOW!” Dwight screams Everyone actually listens and head towards the conference room. Everyone is in the sitting down and worried. Kelly is tending to Ryan’s wounds. Michael is standing up front with Dwight. “I know exactly what’s going on here and why Oscar attacked Ryan” Dwight says “Mexican bird flu.” Michael says confidently ”What? No. This is something that I’ve been preparing for my whole life. Oscar is a zombie.” Dwight says seriously Laughter and various emotions are heard throughout the room. ”There is no such thing as zombies.” Angels said “And you call yourself a Christian.” Dwight replies. Angela gasps and sits down. “This is very serious people. You might now want to believe it but it’s true. The first thing we have to do is kill Ryan.” Dwight says Unanimous nos echo through the room. ”Dwight, this is ridiculous. There are no such things as zombies and we are not killing Ryan.” Michael says. Chaos ensues again as chatter fills up the room. The room goes quiet and Kelly screams out in pain. Ryan is biting her cheek and ripped it off her face. He then goes for the jugular in one quick bite. “To Michael’s office now!” Dwight screams as they all head to his office. “Ha! I told you there were zombies!” Dwight begins to boast and then immediately regrets boasting. “If you want to live, listen and do everything I say to do.” All eyes are on Dwight as he rallies the troops. “We are going to make it to our cars and then we are going to my farm where I have enough supplies to get us through this. Kevin, you’re on rations.” Dwight says to the crew ”To the Farm!” Dwight yells as he gets ready to charge out of the office. Can the crew from the office be able to rally and make it to the farm? How long would they be able to survive if they do? Hope yinz enjoy it
  5. I’m beyond stoked the site is back. I’m happy I somehow remembered my log in. I would to participate if it’s not too late. I’m gonna go explore the site!
  6. http://www.electricferret.com/forum/index.php/topic/32545-match-14639-superman-vs-son-goku/?do=findComment&comment=443503
  7. "Dude, I'm going to miss this place. We fought like 28765 times. We had a dance contest and hell, one time I think we had an eating contest." Superman said while cracking open a beer. "Lulz, yeah we had some fun, remember when the dude who's making us talk right now made us have a rap battle?" Goku said then takes a drink "Oh yeah!" Superman says almost spitting out his beer as he remembered the amazing rap battle. "That was for the 10.000th post in CBUB and some DOUCHEBAG had to go and ruin it!" His eyes glow red as he uses as he glares at Nova through his computer. "Yeah, that snarker is a snarker. What are we supposed to do? Regardless of what people say, they love talking about us! You want to have a rap battle again?" Goku says as he finishes off his beer "No" Superman says while finishing his beer, grbs one for himself and throws one to goku. Goku catches the beer and takes a drink before he talks "Drinking contest?" "Nah, I'm getting hammered regardless what we do." Supes says "I bet I have a bigger penis than you" Goku says with a smile "You're really going that route Kakarot?" Supes says with a suspicious look on his face "Good point. Wanna try to do a fusion dance with me?" Goku says again with a smile "You want to see how big my penis is then you want to dance with me and become one? You wanna get something off your chest during this last match Goku?" Supes says with the same suspicious smile "Lets go harpooning!" Goku screams "Harpooning?" Supes says once again with that same suspicious smile "Harpooning is when we go to the bar and we have a contest on who can landed the fattest chick there! Hence the play on harpooning!" Goku says with a childish grin and giggle "I'm already half wasted, lets do this." Supes says WHO CAN GET THE MOST WHALES AT THE BAR?>???>>>? #CBUBlastmatch #SupesVSGoku #dancenaked #bephenomenal #Novaruinedthe10000thMatch #hashtag #anotherhashtag
  8. SPACEQUEST!!! I get cool points and a Necro!!!
  9. Treach's Favorite Way too drunk to care I've made out with your mom I will poop on your lawn! Ass, gas, or grass no1 rides for free! No Fat Chicks! Hey baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat? I pooped today! Bacon, Beer, and Bitches I like to get drunk and hump things I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too TAKE YOUR PICK!!!! VOTE ON IT!!! OR JUST PICK ONE!!! THEYRE ALL AMAZING AND PG14!
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