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Pirates vs. Cowboys

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Pirates: 1
Cowboys: 3

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Sogetsu Kazama vs. Jin Kazama

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Sogetsu Kazama: 1
Jin Kazama: 3

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Chun-Li vs. Rachel (Ninja Gaiden)

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Chun-Li: 2
Rachel (Ninja Gaiden): 5

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Baron Zemo vs. Khan Noonien Singh

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Baron Zemo: 3
Khan Noonien Singh: 0

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Shiki (Samurai Shodown) vs. Yang

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Shiki (Samurai Shodown): 4
Yang: 0

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Leonardo (Mirage) vs. Kyo Kusanagi

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Leonardo (Mirage): 3
Kyo Kusanagi: 1

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Uchiha Itachi vs. Nasty Boys

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Uchiha Itachi: 3
Nasty Boys: 2

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Asuka Kazama vs. Crimson Viper

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Asuka Kazama: 3
Crimson Viper: 4

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Raphael (Mirage) vs. Iori Yagami

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Raphael (Mirage): 6
Iori Yagami: 4

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Michael Myers vs. Jason Voorhees

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Michael Myers: 0
Jason Voorhees: 4

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Domino (Marvel Comics) vs. Cybermen (Mondasian)

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Domino (Marvel Comics): 2
Cybermen (Mondasian): 3

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Xu Wenwu vs. Sun Ce

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Xu Wenwu: 4
Sun Ce: 2

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Bonne Jenet vs. Darli Dagger

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Bonne Jenet: 2
Darli Dagger: 6

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12:15 - Clonetroopers vs. Orcs

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Clonetroopers: 0
Orcs: 11

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12:15 - Lucky the Leprechaun vs. Willy the Hillbilly

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Lucky the Leprechaun: 9
Willy the Hillbilly: 2

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12:15 - Copperhead vs. Shocker

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Copperhead: 5
Shocker: 6

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12:15 - The Flash (Wally West) vs. Supergirl

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The Flash (Wally West): 4
Supergirl: 8

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12:15 - Mandrill vs. Calender Man

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Mandrill: 7
Calender Man: 5

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12:15 - Necrons vs. The Shi'ar Empire

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Necrons: 5
The Shi\'ar Empire: 8

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12:15 - Mr. Peanut vs. Flo (Progressive)

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Mr. Peanut: 2
Flo (Progressive): 8

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  1. Codpiece would simply blow open the door to the museum and escape while disorienting the police officers using his sonic weapon. He'll punch anyone who gets in his way. He'll rocket them. He's unstoppable. Stilt Man stands no chance.
    3 points
  2. Wait, I won? Well, what do you know? After making four semis and three straight finals, I finally lucked up and won one of these things. 😛 First of all, I want to thank everyone who's competed in these Fantasy Drafts and made good picks and fun, compelling arguments for their characters. Also, thank you for those that had enough faith in my picks and arguments to allow me to get the win this time out. Also, thank you to Movie-Brat to making such a good Draft team that allowed to to make your first Draft final. To be honest, a couple of these match-ups could've gone either way, votes-wise. Definitely nothing for you to be ashamed of, man.
    3 points
  3. This has been one hell of a CBUB debate. Really a good throwdown. I'm siding with Raphael argument. Cass is the physical underdog and fighting out of her weight class. Nothing unusual for her but we are using MMA rules, so I think that favors Raph. Even if slightly.
    3 points
  4. THE BOTTOM LINE Andel Sanap: Welcome back, everyone! This match has gone on for longer than expected, but we appear to be in the homestretch. Team Mortal Kombat has taken control of the Gorge, while Team Forever Red has been forced through the portal to TCC Arena. Al Rossi: The Gorge is littered with the bodies of various Rangers. I think I see Mack’s head over there by the remains of Cyrax. Meanwhile, it appears that Tommy, Jason, and Shane are the last three standing in TCC Arena. They’ve finished off Baraka and D’Vorah, and Cassie and Jacqui are down for the count, as well. Andel Sanap: Raiden, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Shao Kahn, and Mileena appear to be at impasse. They’re arguing by the portal. Shao Kahn: Enough of this, Raiden! Let’s go through the portal and finish this battle! Raiden: Shao Kahn! We don’t know how many of the Rangers are left in the arena! Sub-Zero: Raiden is right. We need to plan our attack. Shao Kahn: Bah! Cowards! All of you! Mileena! On to our final victory! Mileena: By your will, Shao Kahn! Al Rossi: But look on the other side of the portal! Tommy and Jason are standing on either side with swords drawn, and Shane has the Hawk Blaster! Mileena charges through the portal and… Mileena: ARRRRGH! Andel Sanap: And Mileena is down! Shao Kahn is right behind her but the other two Rangers strike with their blades! Al Rossi: And now Shane is getting to the act with his own sword! Shao Kahn swings his hammer wildly in a rage but the Rangers are just moving too quick for him! Blow after blow and Kahn is staggering! Shane and Jason grab a hold the Kahn by his arms! Jason Scott Lee (Mighty Morphin’): Tommy! Now! Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Alright! HYAH! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Connects with the Zeo V Flying Kick! Sparks fly and down goes the Kahn! Al Rossi: But out of the portal! Raiden, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion! Raiden blasts all three Rangers with lightning and sends them sprawling down the pyramid! Andel Sanap: Jason gets snagged with the kunai! Scorpion: Get over here! Al Rossi: Yanked in close and decapitated for the kill! Meanwhile Sub-Zero freezes Shane and smashes him into pieces! Tommy’s back on his feet but the end has got to be near! Raiden: You have fought valiantly, Tommy Oliver. Stand down and surrender. Tommy Oliver (Zeo): Sorry, Raiden. But a Power Ranger never surrenders! HYAH! Andel Sanap: Mr. Oliver charges ahead! He isn’t going down without a…By the Force! Al Rossi: Frozen to the ground by Sub-Zero! And nailed in the chest by the kunai! Raiden’s hand is glowing again and… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! Referee: Winner: Team Mortal Kombat! Andel Sanap: Now that was most definitely a fatality. Al Rossi: That’s for sure, Andel. Mercy is going to be working overtime after this one. But Raiden, Sub-Zero, and Scorpion are the last men standing, and secure victory for their team. For Philippa Forrester and Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi saying good night for the Gorge! Frost: Ugh! Why wasn’t I used for this fight? Rita Repulsa: Ah, shut up, sister!
    3 points
  5. I see Vandal Savage coming out on top in this scenario and thus becoming a worthy arch nemesis for Nancy Drew who then devotes her entire life and several books to finally taking down the ageless criminal.
    3 points
  6. SEASON 9, ROUND 10 Zombies (World War Z) Slot: The Team's Cannon Fodder Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 1 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Zombies (World War Z) at this Wiki Official Site: Paramount Pictures Ewoks Slot: The Team's Cannon Fodder Season Wins: 0 Season Losses: 1 Fantasy Team Page Read more about Ewoks at this Wiki Official Site: Lucasfilm LTD Battle Terrain Cannon Fodder Challenge: Arena Free For All
    3 points
  7. Mojo is the kind of villain to explain his master plan to the Barista at Starbucks. A brick wall could expose this scheme.
    3 points
  8. Hey everybody. It's that time of year again when we pay Amazon Web Services their annual fee for electric ferret. That's a big hit to the website budget, so I won't be running any prize tournaments for several months. However, you all should absolutely feel free to organize for fun tournaments if you would like to. Thanks!
    3 points
  9. *looks at both mascots* *eyes pop out of socket when I see it's an underwear challenge* AUUUUGAAAA AUUUUGA No but for real, I think Tiger has a better chance cause I can't see this company making sexy/cute female underwear and I think Tiger will have an easier job rocking plain whities <----- not a furry btw
    3 points
  10. I see. Yes I had to dump and restart the matches once because of a problem. Good catch, thanks! UPDATE: Issue should be resolved now.
    3 points
  11. Great participation this month from everyone, bringing the romance and the feels. Final Scores ---| Versam Aloy (Horizon Zero Dawn) vs. Cerberus (Mass Effect) 27.60 / 6 = 4.60 Final Rating on the match ---| CT Princess Azula vs. Ty Lee 22.70 / 5 = 4.54 Final Rating on the match ---| Culwych1 King Arthur's Wars 21.90 / 5 = 4.38 Final Rating on the match ---| Mercenaryblade Steve Trevor vs. Peggy Carter 20.40 / 5 = 4.08 Final Rating on the match ---| Movie-Brat America Chavez vs. Sailor Jupiter 13.50 / 4 = 3.37 Final Rating on the match Congrats to Versam, CT and Culwych1 for the win, place and show spots. Thanks to everyone for participating. Writing is an important skill and it is great that we are practicing it! 😊 Hope to see you next month.
    3 points
  12. Sorry, your logic does not work for me at all. Corona beer has not suffered in sales at all despite sharing a name with a dread virus. In fact, as far as I understand it, Corona remains the most valuable beer brand whose sales have actually gone UP! Your premise is false. And also Cats rule, dogs drool.
    3 points
  13. Skeletons (Undead): Found in most tombs and catacombs, and the standard undead companion to any necromancer. Goblins: Alongside Orcs and Kobolds, you'll find this creature in numerous myths and legends (and at the end of most adventurer's weapons) Lich (D&D): What do you get when you mix the stongest sorcerors or wizards in the land with a sprinkling of undeath - that's right, the spellcasting, terror inspiring, world conquering Lich. Nymph: the sexy ancient female greek type Imp: the small mischievous demonic type Bee from The Babysitter films: hot and deadly, the satanic killer is in the house.
    3 points
  14. Two equally deserving winners. Good job and great performances from @Twogunkid and @Culwych1!
    2 points
  15. Definitely was. I'll never forget that moment when Malcolm Reynolds piloted the TARDIS through the Stargate to face the Borg, and they nearly shot him down with their M41A pulse rifles, but Sam Beckett intervenes at the last second.... phew, it was emotional.
    2 points
  16. Looks like Miss America will these added powers on top of her own may be too much for Ruby. Seems like it would be a good fight though. That's my vote.
    2 points
  17. Looks like there is quite a bit of coding I'll need to do in order to increase the number of Slots. And I'll need to do some testing. I can't provide any particular time / date when the draft will be open. It opens when it opens. Thanks!
    2 points
  18. Since Triton should have all the abilities Ursula had with the Trident, that means he can make himself as huge as the Leviathan and crack it open like a lobster! My votes for Triton.
    2 points
  19. Movie-Brat in 2nd place? Go ahead, man.
    2 points
  20. At first glance, Merida has a good advantage here, in that this was the plot of her movie, however, the keyword here is "gracefully," as Pizzaguy pointed out last time. Merida does technically have experience in this category, but I wouldn't exactly call it graceful. In fact, I would outright call it graceless. While by the end of the movie she gives a good speech about her independence, that's largely because her mother was coaching her, if memory serves. I think Mulan is generally more socially graceful, and just as, if not more, independent than Merida.
    2 points
  21. Odie survived Middle Earth! I guess he found a nice Hobbit or Elven family to take him in!
    2 points
  22. It had been quiet lately. That meant that The Dominion was planning something big. No one could guess what that something was so beyond standing vigilance, there was nothing anyone could do but wait for the attack. Captain Benjamin Sisko studied the battle logs. His intent was to analyze the Federation victories and learn what worked. Most likely they wouldn’t work again, but he would also know what the Dominion would be expecting. The peace and quiet was nice but he had instructed the DS9 crew to come in something needed his attention. Lieutenant Commander Worf did just that. Instantly he could feel the Klingon’s anger. “Captain. There a problem.” “What’s wrong, Mr. Worf?” “This new cadet- Urkel.” He said the name with such vile that Sisko became concerned. “What’s wrong with him?” “I think he is a spy.” Sisko almost came out of his chair. His hands were already in position to push himself up. “That’s a serious accusation. I hope you have some evidence.” Worf stiffened. His fists clenched over and over. “Sir, there is no way anyone is capable of such… buffoonery.” “Go on.” said Sisko. “I can’t explain it. I spent two minutes with him and I want to kill him.” “I’m afraid you’ll have to do better than that Mr. Worf. Killing fellow Starfleet personnel is unacceptable.” In came Jadzia Dax. “Benjamin, this Urkel guy has gotta go!” Sisko glared at her. “Do you know who I’m talking about?” she wondered. “I’ve heard about him yes.” He eyed the teeth-grinding Worf. “He snorts!” Dax smarted. “Snorts?” “Snorts!” Dax demonstrated the sound. “What’s wrong with that?” “It’s annoying!” Both Dax and Worf said together. “Well I’m sure he can’t help it.” Sisko leaned back indicating his dismissal of their feelings. “It’s a part of the act.” declared Worf. Dax whirled to face him. “Is that what you think? It’s and act?” “Yes. He is clearly here to disrupt our effectiveness.” “Mr. Worf believes he is a spy.” Sisko clarified Worf’s accusation. Dax pondered the charge. “That would explain some things.” “As I told the captain, it is impossible that this man could be this infuriating. Clearly something sinister is at play.” Now came Odo. “Captain Sisko! This new arrival is a menace!” “Are you talking about..?” “Cadet Urkel!” snarled Odo. “He started a dance party in the commons area! People began wearing their trousers up to their armpits! It’s an atrocity!” “Take a breath Constable.” Siskso said calmly. “This Urkel fellow can not stay on this station! He must be reassigned!” ‘The whole crew is against him.’ Sisko thought to himself. Next came Major Kira Nerys. “Captain have you met this new guy Urkel?” “What is your problem with him?” the weariness blended with his question. “He keeps getting in the way. He’s supposedly trying to help but…” “He’s making things worse!” Dax, Odo and Worf said together. Sisko rose to his feet. “Alright that’s enough all of you! While you’re in here whining about a new cadet, you are not doing you duties! Get back to your tasks and leave this man be!” “But...” Dax began. “But nothing! If the lot of you can’t handle a green cadet how are you going to defeat the Dominion?” The senior Deep Space Nine crew exited, just as the doors were closing he could hear them begin to exchange complaints. How could a young cadet rattle the crew this way? He was about to request Urkel’s file log on the computer but then he thought maybe it would be a better idea if he went to see the man in person. “Computer, locate Cadet Urkel!” he commanded. The speakers chirped and DS9’s monotonous voice answered promptly. “Cadet Urkel is in engineering.” A bit unsure of what he would find, Sisko hesitated. But if his senior crew all had a problem with him he’d better check this guy out. As soon as the door opened, yelling welcomed him. “Get out of here! Get out!” That was Chief O’Brian. Everyone else was staring in certain direction so Sisko looked there. He couldn’t believe his eyes. An enraged Miles O’Brian- waving a phaser as if it were a butcher knife in front of a skinny youth. This had to be Urkel. Upon spotting him the first thing to affront Sisko’s mind was ‘why is he wearing suspenders?’ On top of that, his pants were pulled up to his chest. Where did he get socks that ugly? And were those eye glasses on his face? This was an insult to Starfleet tailoring. “Mr. O’Brian!” Sisko bellowed. The command voice ended the altercation. Everything about O’Brian softened. “Captain...” “Mr. O’Brian, what do you think you’re doing?!” “It’s Urkel, sir!” his anger immediately returned. “He thought phasers could enhance the power output!” Sisko made a face. “What?” “If I didn’t know any better I’d think he was trying to blow up the station!” O’Brian added. “Urkel,” Sisko marched angrily toward the ‘nerd’. “You’d better have a very good explanation for this!” “Captain Sisko. I know what it sounds like. But I’ve run the simulations and firing a phaser blast into the station’s power core does increase power output by at least 5 percent. As long as you do it carefully.” To hear him admit it… proudly, left Sisko flabbergasted. “Mr. Urkel if you wish to conduct experiments you must clear them with Chief O’Brian and myself. Is that clear?” “Perfectly sir.” Urkel said cheerfully. “So I guess I should tell you about my next experiment. I need a quart of antimatter. Romulan ale and the remains of Captain Kirk. Oh and I need to borrow The Defiant for a few hours.” Sisko’s nose flared. “You cannot be serious.” Urkel seemed oblivious to the Captain’s anger. “Well a runabout will do but The Defiant would be better.” With a tight fist and a single destructive finger erect, Captain Sisko addressed the cadet vehomently. “Urkel! You listen and listen good! You will never make it in Starfleet if you don’t learn...” He almost didn’t hear his comm badge chime. “Captain Sisko to the bridge right away please. Captain Sisko to the bridge right away.” If there was a time he wanted to ignore the page more than now, he didn’t know but duty called and he answered. “I’ll be right there.” A mean glare at Urkel and Sisko spun on his heels and marched away steam fuming from his bald head. Fight Parameters: So Steve Urkel is a Starfleet cadet recently assigned to Deep Space Nine. The whole caste hates him because- well he’s Urkel. Vote for Urkel if you think he can win them over and become a halfway competent Starfleet officer. Vote for Deep Space Nine if you think they can get Captain Sisko to have him transferred somewhere else (maybe let Picard deal him).
    2 points
  23. Fantasy Draft: Season Eleven Welcome to Season Eleven! All suggestions from you folks! Numerology says that number 11 is an intuitive and spiritual number with charisma! CBUB Fantasy Teams is kind of like Fantasy Sports games. You draft a Team and they get thrown into matches for a "Season" which is typically several weeks. In case you need a refresher on the rules, here you go : The Fantasy Draft FAQ When the draft is open visit your CBUB Control Panel to draft your team. This season's competitive slots... SLOT 1: The Team's Coach A non-combatant character whose specialties include motivating and training people. Base Line Examples: Doc Lewis (Punch-Out!!!) Mickey Goldmill (Rocky) Eric Taylor (Friday Night Lights) SLOT 2: The Team's Medic Doctor or Healer types who compete in medical challenges. Characters with magic or powers that heal will likely be denied unless they are street level. Base Line Examples: Bones McCoy Mercy from Overwatch (as a doctor) Doctor Gregory House SLOT 3: The Team's Ninja Must be a character that is really a Ninja. The character must be trained in Ninjutsu. Try to stay in the tier 8 - 9 range on Vs. Battle Wiki. Base Line Examples: Elektra Storm Shadow Scorpion SLOT 4: The Team's Thief Baseline human characters with limited or no powers who are are skillful thieves. Base Line Examples: Catwoman Robin Hood Aladdin SLOT 5: The Team's Disney or Pixar or Dreamworks Princess Because you demanded it! Hey, everything here is from user requests, so grab your Princess and get in the ring! Base Line Examples: Fiona Vanellope von Schweetz Snow White SLOT 6: The Team's Location A unique and well known Land, City or Area typically associated with danger and adventure. Can be very dangerous but not so deadly that a human or human-like character could not survive it. At least one character must have survived it, anyways. Base Line Examples: The Land of Oz Gotham City Mordor Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry Note: Slot 6 will be matched in battle against Slot 7! SLOT 7: The Team's Comedy Sidekick A character that is the comic relief sidekick. Is the show a Comedy? Was the character a Side-kick? If you answered "yes" to both, then you may have a contender! Patrick Star ("SpongeBob SquarePants") Penny ("Inspector Gadget") Brian Griffin ("Family Guy") Agent 99 ("Get Smart") Note: Slot 6 will be matched in battle against Slot 7!
    2 points
  24. I think Holdo gets a bit of unfair criticism. Poe absolutely had the correct tactical analysis on taking out the dreadnought, but it might have been strategically incorrect. As a result of his insubordination she has to deal with a loose cannon that is Poe who thinks there is no plan. You do not need to share a covert plan with a flight leader who has shown himself to be insubordinate. THAT SAID... She then has to deal with a mutiny which she does a poor job of. I think Picard can more than improve on her leadership style by helping instill proper discipline and professionalism as that was where she was lacking. It would be inappropriate for a CO to sass Poe the way she did, and she did have a mutiny under her leadership. Edit: I personally would have loved Leia to make the sacrifice and have a combative relationship between Resistance Command and their top Ace. I think it would have made for interesting storytelling.
    2 points
  25. Green Arrow may be the better archer, but the fight is on ice skates. I give it to Hawkeye's circus days as the gimmick of this fight favors him even if Ollie is the better combatant normally.
    2 points
  26. I'm not weighing in on the fight in total one way or the other, but I would definitely not say he dodge sniper fire point blank. He was already in motion and the shot simply missed him. That's really more of an anti-feat for the guy shooting. It shows that he's nimble enough that someone with a gun has a hard time hitting him, I agree, but it's a massive stretch to call that "dodging point blank shots"
    2 points
  27. So SWAT cats or Road Rovers are next right?
    2 points
  28. Love both of these shows as a kid. I was more of a Sharks fan, but I had my share of Mice merch. That said, this has to be one of my favorite matches by you @broadwaybeyonder. 90s characters that only a few remember and love, the set up is simple and feels like one of the episodes of the show, and I've wanted to see these teams go at each other. 5 out of 5. The Mice are the better riders and that might give them the edge overall. If it comes to combat though, the Street Sharks win easy. Hard to say...
    2 points
  29. WOW! Two characters that I added are in a fight together as well as Chloe’s first official match. 🙂 I’m not sure who would win here. I would like for Chloe to get a win, but something tells me that Trini will get the most votes. I give the match a 5.0.
    2 points
  30. There are many underused and never used characters in the database. Even if you just use him once that would still put him a leg up over alot of other database entries. That might not be the best perspective, but it's true.
    2 points
  31. That concludes Round 10 and the regular season. Our final four are revealed and only one can come out on top. Thanks to everyone for participating this season. I hope you had fun with it.
    2 points
  32. THE BOTTOM LINE Al Rossi: And we’re back, folks! Beast and Mankind have been brawling all over the building! Mankind was able to get some shots in, and was even able to pin Beast but Beast did not stay down. Beast is in control as they are near the concession area now. Mankind’s ratty shirt has been torn to ribbons. Beast has a hold of him! Look out for the popcorn machine! Andel Sanap: Oh dear. I think it’s safe to say that popcorn will no longer be available, unless you don’t mind It mingled with Beast’s fur and Mankind’s blood. Beast pulls him out of the machine and lays him out on the ground. He’s going for a cover. The referee counts 1! 2! 3! Beast has scored a fall! Al Rossi: But that’s not the end of the match. The referee is now beginning the ten count. Beast is looking on, pacing urgently. The ref has reached 5. Wait! Mankind is stirring, he’s getting back to his feet! The fight will continue! Andel Sanap: Mankind was just able to stand up to break the count. Now he’s back on his knees. Beast is charging in to continue the assault and OOOOOH! Al Rossi: Right in the royal jewels! Bet they didn’t teach you that move at the Jedi Temple, Andel. Andel Sanap: Assuredly not! But in this match with no disqualifications, Mankind is free to do whatever he wants to punish Beast. Beast is still reeling from that low blow, but Mankind isn’t trying to pin him! He’s heading over to the merchandise tables. He’s looking under one of them and…oh no. Al Rossi: Mankind’s pulling out a bat wrapped up in barbed wire! He’s heading back to Beast, still trying to recover from Mankind’s assault! Look out! Andel Sanap: By the Force! Mankind swings the barbed wire bat right into the face of Beast! Another blow to the torso! And another! Beast is bleeding from multiple lacerations as the barbed wire does it’s work! Al Rossi: And another strike to the head sends the Beast down! But Mankind is still not going for a pin! He’s dragging Beast’s unconscious body back to the merchandise tables! Andel Sanap: Clearly this Mankind has become more focused on destroying Beast than he is on just pinning him! Al Rossi: He’s setting Beast on the table. Now where’s Mankind going to? Wait! He’s heading for that forklift! He’s jumping in the cab! He’s wasting valuable time, but the fans in TCC Arena are buzzing! I think they have a feeling what Mankind has in mind for Beast! Andel Sanap: Mankind has positioned the forklift behind the table where Beast is still laid out. He raising the mast higher and higher into the air. It looks close to 15 feet! Now he’s climbing out and up the mast to forks! Al Rossi: If he hits a move off the top onto Beast it could be all over, Andel! Mankind is at the top! He raises his fist to the cheers of his fans and OH MY GOD!! Andel Sanap: What an elbow drop! Crashing down from 15 feet, putting himself and Beast through the table to the concrete! Mankind covers! 1! 2! 3! Al Rossi: Now the ref starts the count again. The Beast is bloody and delirious in the wreckage of that table as Mankind looks on, pulling his hair and screaming at him. The count is at 6. 7! Wait! Beast is struggling to stand up! The count is 8! 9! He made it! He beat the count! Andel Sanap: Al, what is Mankind doing? He appears to be reaching down his pants. What’s that in his hands? Is that a…sock? Al Rossi: Oh no! It’s Mr. Socko! He’s setting up for the mandible claw! Mankind grabs a hold of Beast, jamming his sock covered hand in Beast’s mouth and down his throat!. This maneuver has been effective at rendering a combatant unconscious in seconds! Beast is fading fast! It could be all over soon! Andel Sanap: Wait, Al! Look who’s coming up the stairs! It’s Princess Belle! Al Rossi: Oh no! I can understand it’s no dq and you’re worried about your husband, but Belle has already had a close call tonight! Get her out of there and back to the dressing rooms! Andel Sanap: It’s too late now. She’s reached Mankind! She’s grabbing on to his arm, begging, pleading to release the hold! NO! HE’S DROPPED BEAST AND HAS TURNED THE MANDIBLE CLAW ON BELLE! Al Rossi: Belle is fighting to free herself but there’s no way for her to escape! Here come’s Beast! He’s got Mankind by the throat! A mighty throw sends him tumbling down the stairs back into the arena! Andel Sanap: He’s got Mankind’s bat! Mankind comes to a stop at the foot of the stairs. He’s clambering over the barricade, trying to get to the ring. Beast is walking with a purpose, barbed wire bat in hand. Al Rossi: Mankind gets rolled into the ring by Beast. Mankind’s on his feet but he has no clue where he is! Beast has the bat! Swings! Right to the head of Mankind! Andel Sanap: I believe on your planet they would call that a ‘home run’, Al. Beast with the cover! Referee counts 1! 2! 3! Al Rossi: Beast stands in the corner, holding himself with the ropes! Mankind is a bloody mess as he tries to stand! The ref is up to 7! 8! Mankind collapses to the mat in exhaustion! Referee: 9! 10! Winner: Beast! Andel Sanap: An incredible brawl! Belle rushes into the ring to tend to Beast, who is barely able to stand up himself. The two embrace to the cheers of the TCC Arena faithful. But, wait a minute! Mankind is back up! Al Rossi: This isn’t Mankind’s first hardcore brawl. He’s lost the match, but he’s living to fight another day. He appears to be pointing at Belle. Now he’s spreading out his arms, motioning to her! What is he thinking? Does he really think Belle is going to watch Mankind beat up her husband, then they’ll just be friends? Andel Sanap: Well, Mankind did say he liked the movie. Maybe he thinks Belle’s princess nature will allow her to be forgiving. I don’t think that’s possible but…hold on! Belle is crossing over to Mankind! Al Rossi: She’s smiling! She’s standing in front of the man who battered her husband, and nearly took her out twice, and she’s smiling! What could she possibly be thi…YOWCH! Andel Sanap: I think we know what she was thinking now, Al! A slap to the face! And a kick to Mankind’s…er…privates. Mankind is down again! He’s rolling out of the ring, and is making best speed for the exit! Al Rossi: She may be a princess, but Belle isn’t a pushover when it comes people assaulting her and her true love. Well, folks, as Belle helps Beast to his feet and out of the ring, raising his arm in a salute of victory to his fans, it’s about time for us to sign off. We’ll be back for more action from TCC Arena, as the Transdimensional Combat Commission continues to bring you the best action from across the multiverses. Until then, for Philippa Forrester and Andel Sanap, I’m Al Rossi! Good night from TCC Arena! Gaston: Ha ha! I could have taken on both of those freaks! No one wrestles like Gaston! The Rock: Who in the blue hell are you?
    2 points
  33. Hi all The next round - round 4 - will start tomorrow. I will be taking a day to work in some new challenges in the detective slot. Thanks!
    2 points
  34. Vandal Savage will just reveal that he was the original artist the whole time, and therefore there was no theft.
    2 points
  35. Cannon Fodder Challenge: Platforming Challenge:
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  37. Far too logical an explanation. Big fucking hall is the answer. 🤣
    2 points
  38. Never underestimate the power of Tony's furry following. He had to limit his twitter presence and block thousands of accounts because the furries were so thirsty for him. I'm not even joking. If Tony were to say "As long as these products keep selling, I'll keeping showing up in underwear on your twitter feed," well, I guess we would fully test how ironic those comments were
    2 points
  39. Congrats to the other winners and much love to all who participated, I enjoyed reading these!
    2 points
  40. Yep, sixth place is about where I expected to place this time out. And this is what, at least the third time for each that Magnamax, pey, C.T., and Bergy made it to the semis? Congrats!
    2 points
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  42. 2 points
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