It's a fine story, thank you for the entertainment.
This actually runs over 1000 words longer than the previous Tournament entry. (Just the story itself, not including the intro and outro).
That said, I did read all 3,692 words of this over it's 109 line length.
I had to come back to it a couple times and keep chugging away, but I did it. I recognize the effort that went into it. It was a well done, descriptive story.
It is really long, though.
I'll take Kevin for the win on this one. I enjoy his occasional appearances on Red Letter Media and would hate to see anything happen to him.
Starting next month we'll need to start playing by "Flash-Fiction" tournament rules with a strict upper limit on the word count. Honestly, I should have been using Flash-Fiction tournament caps all along.