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The Marvel Wars: Australia


Marvel Man

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Welcome! This is Marvel's Corner!

 

We are now in 2010! Not only that, but in this post I declare war against Australia! Join my crusade! You can help by clicking on this blog and/or telling your friends to click on this blog too. Woo!

 

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Today's Topic: Australia & Black Panther

 

Alright, we all know what Australia is. It looks like this:

 

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... Wait... Hold on...

 

Darn America's Public School System! 

 

Anyways, my assistants tell me that this is Australia:

 

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I just thought it was a movie with Wolverine & Nicole Kidman. Still, that matters very little.

 

What matters is this:

 

Tonight, I use my Marvel powers to declare war on Australia! CBUB Members! FPL Members! Join me!

 

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As for why, it has something to do with this guy:

 

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Black Panther's was the first African comic book hero (Wikipedia can't lie!). Plus, he's not one of those throw away heroes either. You know when you run into Black Panther.

 

Smart as Reed Richards?

 

Check. 

 

Awesome Ninja Moves?

 

Check. 

 

Has his own country?

 

Check. 

 

Married to Storm?

 

Double Check.

 

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Naturally, when Marvel decided to make an animated series, with Stan Lee as a voice, the world stopped! And then Australia moved in!

 

That's right, an awesome animated series has been claimed by Australia. The Black Panther animated series airs only in Australia, with no date set for USA broadcast. We must resort to watching short blurry clips on YouTube.

 

....

 

Wait.

 

Really?

 

Alright, my assistants are telling me that we don't even get that. All we have been able to get (after two weeks of negotiation) is the intro. 

 

Sadly, this intro is pretty awesome. Has anyone heard of John Romita Jr?

 

 

Alright, that's it for today. Until next time, this is Marvel Man, signing off. I'm off to Australia!

 

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*PG Word* on the level of Superman for not giving away the cure of cancer due to a stupid reason?Check.Turned into a Marty Stu by writer?Check.Runied the strong character of storm and limited her to a mere supporting character due to a badly shoehorned marriage that I wish was wished away instead of Pete's and MJ's?Check.BP has quickly become a hated character of mine nowadays for said reasons, but maybe once that Black Panther show arrives in America it will restore my faith in him.Marvel Edit: I can abuse my powuh as a blog writer! Muhahaha! But seriously, let's keep it clean. War and gore is okay, but profanity? No sir.

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Okay, MM, but I'm surprised you didn't defend Black Panther. In fact, I'm kinda disappointed. I wanted to see how you'd strike against those claims.

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MARVEDIT: Really spam? You think my readers are interested in handbags? The fact that this is a comic book website should tell you that no one uses handbags. Go spam Rachel Ray's blog or something...

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