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#1 videogameman

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 01:47 AM

I wish I was as strong as Internet Chuck Norris.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:49 AM

I wish I was as strong as Internet Chuck Norris.

Granted, but your strength deteriorates with age.

I wish for power.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 02:51 AM

Granted, but your strength deteriorates with age.

I wish for power.


Granted, but with great power comes great responsibility, so people keep asking you to use your power to solve their problems.

I wish I had a mohawk like Mr. T's.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 12:17 PM

Granted, but with great power comes great responsibility, so people keep asking you to use your power to solve their problems.

I wish I had a mohawk like Mr. T's.


Granted. But you will be killed in a mysterious fool pitying incident.

I wish for the power to use telekiesis

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 01:06 PM

Granted. But you will be killed in a mysterious fool pitying incident.

I wish for the power to use telekiesis


Granted, but you can't control it and you're crushed by one of the objects you're carrying.

I wish I had super speed.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 03:50 PM

Granted, but you can't control it and you're crushed by one of the objects you're carrying.

I wish I had super speed.


Granted, but you cant stand the forces of your speed: you rip the flesh from you bones, and dislocate you joints painfully leaving yourself a twisted heap.

I wish I was a master of all forms of combat.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:07 PM

Granted, but you cant stand the forces of your speed: you rip the flesh from you bones, and dislocate you joints painfully leaving yourself a twisted heap.

I wish I was a master of all forms of combat.


Granted, but in showing it off you bit more than you could chew and get killed by a large mob.

I wish I was the best friend of Deadpool.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:04 PM

Granted, but in showing it off you bit more than you could chew and get killed by a large mob.

I wish I was the best friend of Deadpool.


Granted. The best 6 minutes of your life, followed by the last 3 minutes of your life.

I wish I had my own terminator(T-1000) programed to follow my orders

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:13 PM

Granted. The best 6 minutes of your life, followed by the last 3 minutes of your life.

I wish I had my own terminator(T-1000) programed to follow my orders


Granted.It malfunctions while after its target and now fights against you.

I wish I had cool black sunglasses.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:37 PM

Granted.It malfunctions while after its target and now fights against you.

I wish I had cool black sunglasses.


Granted, but they are heavy and vision-obscuring.

I wish for knowledge.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:49 PM

Granted, but they are heavy and vision-obscuring.

I wish for knowledge.


Granted, but your brain can't handle so much knowledge and explodes.

I wish I was a Zombie killing machine.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:19 PM

Granted, but your brain can't handle so much knowledge and explodes.

I wish I was a Zombie killing machine.


Granted, but you get so into it you end up killing people by mistake and a mob goes after you.

I wish I had fitted suit of power armor.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:24 PM

Granted, but you get so into it you end up killing people by mistake and a mob goes after you.

I wish I had fitted suit of power armor.

Granted but you run out of energy

I wish I can be insane(like joker)

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 07:43 PM

Granted but you run out of energy

I wish I can be insane(like joker)


Granted, but you're punt in an asylum. Duh!

I wish I had an electric ferret as a pet.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:01 PM

Granted, but you realize your allergic and Chuck Norris comes out your ass.

I wish for the infinite torment of humanity including myself.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:04 PM

Granted, but you realize your allergic and Chuck Norris comes out your ass.

I wish for the infinite torment of humanity including myself.

Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

I wish summer break lasted forever.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:17 PM

Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

I wish summer break lasted forever.


Granted, but the lack of academic knowledge eventually turns the world into this:
Idiocracy

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:20 PM

Granted, but a merciful god ends it, purifying your wish.

I wish summer break lasted forever.

Granted,but it will be hot at 100 degrees an counting until, the land is dry and rain come in three years and lasts 2 months.

I wish Ibuki and Makoto are replaced by Q and Oro in Super Street Fighter 4.

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:21 PM

Granted, but the lack of academic knowledge eventually turns the world into this:
Idiocracy

D*** IT!

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 08:24 PM

Granted,but it will be hot at 100 degrees an counting until, the land is dry and rain come in three years and lasts 2 months.

I wish Ibuki and Makoto are replaced by Q and Oro in Super Street Fighter 4.


Granted, but they're joke characters.

I wish John McCain was president.




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