JAY: Mixed feelings from the crowd Pat but it's nice to see the horrors of the galaxy tearing into each other rather than us for a change.
PAT:  And I am sure every other race in the quadrant would agree. O.K, looks like we are patching into the transmissions from a couple of Borg eyepieces now. Uh... I am getting a Borg's eye view from a Borg named "x678f43". He is just kind of looking at
the wall now. Er... how about you Jay?
JAY: He's looking for something Pat but he can't seem to locate... OH NO!! The wall is moving!!
PAT:  Yeah... What's my Borg-cam looking at? I...
JAY: It's an Alien hiding among the pipes and cables... the Borg seems to have trouble locating them even with their sensors probes.
PAT:  My Borg is ignoring it... Oh my god... here it comes.. too fast!!
JAY: The Alien has apparently grab the Borg by the head and is looking almost directly looking into the borg-cam and... WOW! Those Aliens has incredible dental work Pat and a bad cause of drooling!
PAT:  HOLY!!! Well, Jay... what I just witnessed was not only disgusting, but I need a new Borg Cam.
JAY: Well so much for "x678f43". Switching to another Borg-cam... O.K. we got some serious action here! Two Aliens are tearing into a group of Borg soldiers, they're trying to fight back...
PAT:  And I'm switching to a Borg Cam ... wait.. I got movement... I got movement.. AAgh! Face Hugger on my Borg-Cam!
JAY: One of the Borg on my monitor just pierced the chest of an Alien with it's utility arm and just got sprayed with it's corrosive blood... it killed the Alien but the Borg is dissolving... I think I'm going to be sick!!
PAT:  Well, while Jay and I try to patch into some Borgs who look like they might survive a little longer, lets go our own Sideline Commentator Frank Williams who has this special report...
JAY: Why the hell have I been beamed down here!? What have I ever done to any of you? All I wanted was a small raise, and a dental plan. Okay, so I was stealing
things from the office! So does everyone! Err... I mean, this is Frank Williams
reporting from the Borg ship. As of yet, nothing's happening in my sector, and I hope it stays that way. I favor the Borg, myself. Hey, if I'm caught by one of them, they'll either kill me quickly or assimilate me. An Alien will lay a freakin' egg in
your gut! I definitely deserve a raise. Back to you Pat.
PAT:  Thanks Frank. Jay, I am receiving transmissions from a Borg now, but it looks like they're just standing around using their collective consciousness to try to figure out something. What do you make of it?
JAY: The Borg seem at a lost Pat. They can't assimilate them and any damage they inflict on the Aliens will cause them to bleed their deadly corrosive blood which destroys anything it touches including their ship. So they might have to figure out a more
non-lethal method to stop them.
PAT:  Wait, a couple of them seem to be glowing... Perhaps they are working on a forcefeild item?
JAY: Whatever it is as the Borg are busy putting their heads together the Aliens are ripping right through them. Wait, one the Aliens is approaching one of the glowing Borgs.
PAT:  The Alien goes for the kill, but my Borg Cam shows he can't hurt him! The Borg will surely , slowly just take the Aliens apar...
JAY: Another Alien joins in and it looks like they're trying to make a wish with the Borg...
PAT:  Whoa... Their combined ferocious strength is taxing the shield! But from my Borg's eye view, I see that some of the Aliens out there are just getting smart and picking Borgs up, shields and all, and hauling 'em off like sacks of 'taters!
JAY: The Aliens are handling them like sacks of potatoes. Three Borgs are wrestling with an Alien and one rips it's arm off! It's corrosive blood spills all over... the Borg's shields are protecting them but it's eating away at their ship...
PAT:  Jay, It's a no win for these Borgs! The Hyper Corrosive blood spilling all over sends 'em into regeneration mode so they can fix the ship and... AAARGH! Face hugger on my Borg-Cam again! Those little crab Aliens are annoying!
JAY: My Borg-Cam just got chewed up by another Alien, Pat... I'm trying to find another one... OH MY GOD, wall to wall Aliens! How many are there on that
PAT:  Well, we seem to be starting to run short on fresh Borg Cams, and the
Captain of this vessel, is just itching to let that Alien infested Cube
have a few dozen quantum torpedo bursts, so...
JAY: Just a second maybe I can find one that's still... AAARGH! Another
PAT:  Well that's it, the Aliens have overrun the Cube.
JAY: The Captain has seen enough. They're maneuvering the LEICK about and
the order is given to arm her Quantum torpedoes.
PAT:  It's dead in space and is a easy target. Torpedoes firing... Impact!! There she goes!!
JAY: Intergalactic pest control, Pat... gotta love it!
PAT:  Better than the roach motel! Er.. Did we get Frank back?
JAY: Uh... well, I'm not sure. But, hey- here's the Final Vote...