bozo criminal for today comes from Redondo Beach, California. Not only is the following gentleman a bozo winner, he also wins our award for bozo excuse of the day. bozo John Abrams was stopped by police after they noticed the car he was driving had the upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood. Obviously the bozo had been in an accident but when the police asked Mr. Abrams why he had a traffic light pole laying across the hood of his car, the rather intoxicated bozo replied, "It came with the car when I bought it."