Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for alerting us to today’s story. From Logan, Utah comes the story of a 91 year old bozo who just didn’t know when to leave well enough alone. Bozo Clarence Sloan has allegedly been stealing electricity from the local power company for years and years, maybe as far back as the 1940’s. He simply stripped the insulation from electric company wires and tapped onto the line, bypassing the meter box. And so how was our power stealing bozo finally caught? When he called the power company to complain when there was a power outage in the area.