Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Stebbins of Erie, Pennsylvania for sending in today’s bozo. From Wheeling, Illinois comes the story of bozo Mary Hopkins who was a cashier at the local Wal-Mart. Mary would copy down customers’ credit card numbers and then buy merchandise for herself from the same Wal-Mart using those stolen credit card numbers. Being a bozo, however, Mary made it very easy for the cops to catch her. She used the stolen card numbers but used her real name on the receipts so she could receive her employee discount on each purchase.