October 14, 1999

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Milwaukee where our bozo found out it pays to have good neighbors. Bozo Jerry Hamilton broke into the house of 75 year-old Joseph Webb last Sunday whenWebb was away at church. The break-in did not go unnoticed by the neighborhood watch committtee, however and when our bozo tried to make his getaway he was met by about 30 angry neighbors, mostly women and children. They had every door and window blocked and when the bozo tried to force his way out the front door, a small army of kids with sticks beat him so severely he was forced to retreat back inside the house, where he remained until police came by and rescued and arrested him. Can you imagine this bozo telling his cellmate, "Yeah, I was busted when I was held captive by a bunch of kids with sticks."