6 11, 1999

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Bozo criminals for today violated Bozo Rule Number 6869: It’s not usually a good idea to run naked through a major metropolitian area when you have an outstanding warrant against you. From Troy, Michigan comes the story of bozos Terry Jernigan and Christi O’Connor. The two bozos decided to try to single handedly bring back one of the great fads of the seventies, streaking. The bozos ran totally nude through the streets of downtown Troy. The police, however, weren’t interested in going back to the seventies and arrested our bozos. Terry was released but Christi was jailed when it was discovered there was a warrant out for her. And to add insult to injury, when she was bailed out she discovered that someone had stolen her clothes from where she had left them. Police allowed her one phone call to relatives to bring her some fresh clothes.