5 13, 1999

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The Bozo criminal fot today comes from the International File Tortosa, Spain: an unidentified bozo picked a poor time for a nap. Our bozo was new on his job as a gas station attendant when he decided to take a little nap. When customers drove into the station and noticed the sleeping bozo they decided to fill up their cars and call their friends to do the same. The news got around quickly and before you knew it, there was a line of cars stretching around the corner waiting to get in for the free gas. All the traffic drew the attention of the cops who came by and woke up sleeping beauty. And to add insult to injury, the police ran a check on the bozo and found that he was wanted by the cops on another matter. The station was closed down and the bozo escorted to jail where there’ll be plenty of time for sleeping.