6 18, 1998

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The Bozo criminals for today come from Ingleside, Illinois where bozos Daniel West and Joel Hardy were doing a little firecracker fishing–an unlawful sport in which large M-250 firecrackers are lit and thrown into the lake. The resulting explosion, which has the force of a quaarter stick of dynaamite, stuns the fish which then float to the surface where they can easily be scooped up. All was going well for our bozos until a gust of wind blew their small boat atop the M-250 they’d just thrown into the water. You guessed it-the resulting explosion blew a hole in the bottom of the boat, sending it, and Mr. West, to the bottom of the lake. Mr. Hardy managed to swim ashore where he was met by the game warden.