8 27, 1997

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Bozo criminal for today is William Howard, who was wanted in the state of Maryland on assault charges. He skipped bail, and fled to Texas. In the small Texas town of Brookshire, our bozo ran out of gas. Now, if you were a bozo who was on the run from the law and you ran out of gas in a strange town, what would you do? Right–you walk into the police station and aske the officers if they would like to help a man who was down on his luck and out of gas. The cops asked his name and ran it thru their computer. Of course, the bozos name came up with the outstanding warrants and he was promptly arrested.