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But I Really, Really Need That ID

Our bozo for today comes from Norfolk County, Canada, where our underage bozo wanted a fake ID. So, he went online and found someone selling them. He gave him an undisclosed amount of money and all his personal information. And then he waited. And waited. And when it didn’t arrive, he did what any bozo would do. He called the cops to tell them that his fake ID never arrived. Sorry, kid, we can’t help you on that one. They cops are trying to track down the crook and have warned our bozo to be more careful in the future.

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