You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Dolly

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wallaroo, South Australia, where new home construction presented an opportunity our bozo just couldn’t resist. He needed a new dishwasher so he grabbed himself a two wheel dolly and headed down to where new homes were being built. Security footage shows him with a dishwasher loaded on his dolly as he rolls it out of the house. And instead of rolling down the driveway to the street he instead chooses to use the sidewalk. When he attempts to roll off the curb to the street, the dishwasher falls off the dolly, leaving him struggling to pick it back up. Using the video footage, police hope to make an arrest soon.