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Well, I’ve Gotta Decide If I Like It

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Wyandotte, Michigan. A police officer noticed the vehicle had a yellow registration tab and, when he could find no record of it in his computer, he pulled the driver over. When he asked for drivers license, registration and proof of insurance, our 32-year old bozo offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. She said she could not provide proof of registration because she was “test driving the car.” And just how long have you been test driving it, ma’am? A couple of months. Oh. A quick check found nine current suspensions and two driving with license suspended convictions within the past seven years. The Vehicle Identification Number came back with no plate information. The driver also had multiple warrants out of several jurisdictions. She was arrested for being a repeat offender of driving with license suspended, as well as for driving an unregistered motor vehicle.

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