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Well, Maybe He Just Really, Really Didn’t Like the Picture

Bozo criminal for today comes from Riverside, California, where the annual Festival of Lights celebration was in full swing. Our bozo approached a caricature artist and asked him to sketch a portrait of him. We’re not sure whether or not our bozo liked the portrait, but instead of taking it, he grabbed the artist’s money bag and fled with around $500 in cash. Police have a nice portrait of a bozo with exaggerated features and an oversized head to use as they try to identify our thief.

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  • John says:

    Paint my portrait so I can be identified after I snatch your cash. Brilliant!

    December 25, 2019 at 12:34 am

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