Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Indian River County, Florida. Our bozo found himself locked out of his vehicle, so he did what any bozo would do, he called 911 for help. Not once, not twice, but three times within a five minute period. Officials verified no children or animals were locked in the vehicle, so it was not considered an emergency situation. He was advised to call a non-emergency number for help. When he continued to demand that the cops unlock his car, it was determined that the car was registered to another person. Officers are only allowed to unlock a car for the registered owner. End of story, right? Nope. Mr. Persistent waited until after the cop had left and called 911 again, repeating his demands. This time when the officer returned, our bozo was arrested for abuse of 911. No word on whether the car was ever unlocked.