Bozo criminals for today come from Yucaipa, California, where the police received several complaints about hot air balloons flying dangerously close to homes. The cops responded and found two balloons that were indeed dangerously low, coming within about five feet of rooftops and skimming the tops of trees. They ordered the pilots to pull over, or in this case, come down. The pilots were warned, and, not knowing exactly what to charge them with, the cops forwarded the information to the FAA for review of any possible violations.