After Exactly How Many Years Does This Become a Right?

Our Bozo for today from the inappropriately named city of Niceville, Florida, doesn’t qualify as a criminal, but her excuse to the cops certainly qualifies her for Bozo status.  Police were called to a residence after a neighbor overhead a woman screaming death threats at her husband.  Upon investigation, the officers learned the argument arose when the husband refused to get off the phone to spend time with his family.  The woman said she did threaten to kill her husband but she was only “kidding.”  It was her further explanation that landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame.  She told the cops they had been married 71 years and it was her “right” to kill him after being married so long.  The cops chose not to argue with her logic and no charges were filed.